Rose McGowan Got WarrantsBy toddOctober 31, 2017
Rose McGowan Got Warrants

 

Rose McGowan, actor and sexual assault crusader, has warrant out on her for felony possession. Well, that’s interesting timing, huh? Per Page Six:

The felony charge stems from a police investigation of personal belongings left behind on a United flight arriving at Washington Dulles International Airport on Jan. 20. Police say the items tested positive for narcotics. The Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police Department obtained the warrant on Feb. 1 Police say they’ve attempted to contact McGowan so she can appear in a Loudoun County, Virginia, court. The warrant has been entered into a national law enforcement database.

Not sure what’s going on in Hollywood right now. They got rapists, gay pedophiles, drug addicts, and Jigsaw is the #1 movie right now. Lots of bad things happening over there. Depending on how many white actors don’t dress up for Halloween as a white person or an inanimate object today, the Academy Awards might be held in a Holiday Inn Express so they can fill the room.

 

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Kevin Spacey Molested A 14-Year-OldBy toddOctober 30, 2017
Kevin Spacey Molested A 14-Year-Old

 

Former Broadway actor and current Star Trek: Discovery actor, Anthony Rapp, told Buzzfeed last night about the time a then 27-year-old Kevin Spacey molested him in his apartment in 1986. Settle in, folks.

“He picked me up like a groom picks up the bride over the threshold. But I don’t, like, squirm away initially, because I’m like, ‘What’s going on?’ And then he lays down on top of me.” “He was trying to seduce me,” Rapp said. “I don’t know if I would have used that language. But I was aware that he was trying to get with me sexually.” Rapp recalled this all happening — Spacey appearing at the door, coming into the room, picking him up, and putting him on the bed — in one clumsy action, with Spacey landing at a slight angle on top of him. He said Spacey “was, like, pressing into me,” and that he remembers Spacey “tightening his arms.” But while he can’t recall exactly how long Spacey remained on top of him, Rapp said he was able to “squirm” away after a short period…After pushing Spacey off him, Rapp remembered he was able to step into the bathroom and close the door. “I was like, ‘What is happening?’” he said. “I saw on the counter next to the sink a picture of him having his arm around a man. So I think on some level I was like, Oh. He’s gay. I guess.Then I opened the door, and I was like, ‘OK, I’m going to go home now.’ He followed me to the front door of the apartment, and as I opened the door to leave, he was leaning on the front door[frame]. And he was like, ‘Are you sure you wanna go?’ I said, ‘Yes, good night,’ and then I did leave.”
Kevin Spacey‘s response?

 

Ah, the old, “I was drunk and don’t remember and btw I’m gay so please remember I’m a victim too”. Twitter’s response in a nutshell?

 

Ok, so here’s the thing. When you read a story about a closeted gay man being a sexual predator and molesting a 14-year-old, and your first instinct is to hop online and say, “don’t be homophobic!”, go fuck yourself. Anthony Rapp’s story has nothing to do with how you or your friends are perceived. Welcome to some good ol’ straight male privilege. If I had to get online and hear how all straight men should have their dicks cut off  because of Harvey Weinstein, gay men are gonna have to suck it up and take this L. And you if read an article that frames this as “Kevin Spacey comes out as gay” (oh, and this one. And this one), you might want to stop reading them. And to be honest, it might not be the best time for Kevin Spacey’s “emotional” coming out when Mike Pence is about to be President.

 

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Ivanka Trump Has A Spotify Sex PlaylistBy toddOctober 27, 2017
Ivanka Trump Has A Spotify Sex Playlist

 

According to Huffington Post, Ivanka Trump made this playlist on October 15. They say it’s a sex playlist. A sex playlist that’s 21-minutes long. Let’s go with that.

 

Ivanka Trump

 

Like, I get John Legend as your warmup and Bruno Mars if she starts to cry when you can’t make her cum, but James Blunt and Adele? What’s that about? Are we just doing stuff through our jeans until we stop and I gently brush her hair? And what woman is gonna get off in 21 minutes? Maybe this is a vibrator playlist and she gets through a quarter of each song at a time. Ivanka’s fine ass deserves better than this. Where’s the throne room scene music from Star Wars? This is bullshit.

 

 

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RaP gAmE KaTy pErRyBy toddMarch 27, 2014
RaP gAmE KaTy pErRy

 

Rumors of Katy Perry and Riff Raff dating hit earlier this week, and like most of the world who knows or cares who those people are, I thought it was a joke between friends. Except they actually went on a date once and this post is really needed to fill up space because today is boring. Look, I'm always honest with you. Don't make me regret telling you that.

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Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of VogueBy toddMarch 27, 2014
Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of Vogue

 

Since everybody else is making fun of it, Kylie and Kendall Jenner took their turn by posting this pic on Twitter to, you know, make fun of Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover. This is some really bad Photoshop. They really should have consulted with Kim on this. She would have never stood for this quality of work. Her Photoshop game is too strong.

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Zac Efron Got Beat Up By A Homeless GuyBy toddMarch 27, 2014
Zac Efron Got Beat Up By A Homeless Guy

 

"Guurrll, like, it was so scary. I almost died, because I was all like, 'I can't with this right now.'"

 

Zac Efron hasn't had the best year so far, and it looks like he's doing more dumb shit. Specifically, going to LA's Skid Row for some reason (drugs) and getting curb stomped by a homeless guy.

Zac Efron mysteriously ended up in a very bad area of downtown L.A. just after midnight Sunday … and ended up getting violently socked in the mouth by a sketchy transient … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. We're told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard.  Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a full-blown melee with at least 3 other people.  After breaking up the fight, cops questioned Zac. He told them they had run out of gas and were sitting in the car.  Zac said while waiting for a tow truck they threw a bottle out the window — he never said what was in the bottle — and it smashed on the pavement near a group of transients. Zac said the transients confronted him and the bodyguard because they believed the pair hurled the bottle at them. Zac says 2 of the transients attacked the bodyguard and when Zac got out of the car to help, he got cold cocked in the mouth. Zac said, "It was the hardest I've ever been hit in my life."
You'll recall … Zac mysteriously broke his jaw in November, saying he slipped on a pool of water in his home.  Zac was in rehab twice last year for cocaine abuse. The area where this occurred is rough. Cops are on high alert for drug deals and gangs.  One source says Zac was "obviously intoxicated." Law enforcement tells TMZ … no one was arrested because they viewed it as "mutual combat."

Everything about this story seems weird, but all of my LA storie seem weird too, so who am I to judge? But, I'd like to make it clear that I've never been beaten up by a homeless person before no matter what you've heard. Wait, you said that? She did? What else did she say? Be specific.

 

Also, did somebody say "Skid Row"? Awwww yeaaahhhhh, son.
 

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Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Seem Very ApproachableBy toddMarch 26, 2014

Getting on the cover of Vogue was sure to make Kim Kardashian and Kanye West humble and appreciative of the consideration given to them hahaha just kidding. But here they are in their post-Vogue world where Kanye is apparently the survivor of a nuclear holocaust. On the other hand, not gonna lie, Kim looks pretty damn good here. Sorry. I'm really happy today. Comedy doesn't really work well with happiness believe it or not.

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DJ Tanner’s Legs Look Like This NowBy toddMarch 26, 2014

Candace Cameron is on Dancing With The Stars now, and besides serving as yet another example of why ABC should change the name, she also put on a leg show yesterday prior to rehearsals. I don't want to speak for Kirk Cameron here, but his sister isn't really presenting herself in a godly way. Why is her dress that short? Is she trying to make men commit the sin of adultery in their hearts? This is no way for a bride of Christ to dress. Why, she is nothing more than a harlot from hell! A succubus of Satan! (It's pretty weird that religion makes everything I just typed okay to say. How long are we gonna keep doing this? VCRs are a lot newer than religion but we already got rid of those.)

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The Rock Has A Nice Wig In The First Trailer For ‘Hercules’By toddMarch 26, 2014

 

The first trailer for Brett Ratner's Hercules dropped yesterday, and if you hadn't figured it out by the end of it, The Rock screams, "I AM HERCULES!", so we can safely assume he's playing Hercules. As much as I love The Rock (who doesn't love The Rock?), keep in mind at the beginning of this post I said, "Brett Ratner's Hercules". It kinda looks like a cross between 300 and The Scorpion King and a PETA propoganda ad. From what I can tell, Hercules spends most of his time killing a bunch of CGI animals then wearing their heads as hats. Why would you wear a hat and a wig at the same time? What are you trying to hide? That makes you seem untrustworthy if I can be totally honest with you.

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Ashlee Simpson Got Engaged To Diana Ross’ SonBy toddJanuary 15, 2014
Ashlee Simpson Got Engaged To Diana Ross’ Son

 

Ashlee Simpson, the filtered white girl above, announced her engagement to her boyfriend Evan Ross, the filtered black guy above, on Twitter. Pretend this is 2003 so you can consider this news. Are you there? Sweet!

My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!! Hallelujah Hawaii !!!!!

I guess this means they're going to Hawaii. Hawaii is pretty expensive, so I bet you can still buy her CDs at full price there.

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