Ariel Winter Probably Heard UsBy toddOctober 10, 2016

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when she got dressed for the Gray Studios Oscars 2016 Film Screenings event this weekend. The outfit is kinda classy, kinda professional, but still says “I have huge titties”. That message gets lost when she wears something like this. Good to see she can listen to reason. Did I just tell a woman what to wear and how she should present herself? I did. But what about Hillary’s emails? Or the time Bill might’ve raped somebody 20 years ago? Let’s stick to the issues that the American people care about.

 

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when…

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The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown YesterdayBy toddOctober 07, 2016
The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown Yesterday


Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
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Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump…

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Taylor Swift Won’t Let Lady Gaga Get Away With ThisBy toddOctober 07, 2016

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal affront, but I guess we should have known. So in keeping with her passive aggressive life philosophy, Lady Gaga may be performing during the actual Super Bowl, but Taylor Swift will be performing all weekend.

Looks like Lady Gaga’s got some unexpected company for Super Bowl weekend. Taylor Swift on Tuesday signed a giant multimillion-dollar deal with telecom giant AT&T that will have T-Swizzle headlining a concert extravaganza on the eve of the big game. The concert, part of the DirecTV Super Saturday Night event, will give Swift one of the biggest stages in music. It takes place in the stadium hosting the Super Bowl — which this year is in Houston.

Then Swift’s PR team had this added to the article I assume.

It seems Swift is a paid endorser of Diet Coke and the Super Bowl halftime show is sponsored by rival Pepsi. “She always wanted to play Super Bowl halftime but she has a deal with Diet Coke,” the source said of the 10-time Grammy winner. But getting shut out of the halftime performance wasn’t going to keep Swift too far from the bright lights of the super-size marketing event. “Taylor Swift knows how to monetize everything,” said one branding expert, who mused that perhaps the 26-year-old songbird’s “future music goes to AT&T.”

I also should have known that Taylor Swift likes Diet Coke so much she has a deal with them. It’s every sorority girl’s dream.

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Jennifer Lopez’s Butt & LinksBy toddNovember 23, 2015

Sarah Palin wants to make a miracle with Louis C.K.  [ The Superficial  ]

Jayde Pierce has a see through bathing suit  (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Johnny Depp doesn’t know he’s awake  [ Dlisted  ]

Jessica Alba’s legs did a photo shoot   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

This is what Miley Cyrus’ concerts look like now  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Elisa Meliani did Treats  (NSFW)  [ The Nip Slip  ]

The trailer for Melissa McCarthy’s The Boss is shit  [ The Blemish ]

Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Creed premiere  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jessica Alba is business time   [  Popoholic  ]

Johanna Durhone is your model at midnight   [  Celebslam  ]

Charli XCX modeled some leotards (NSFW)  [  Egotastic  ]

Adele slayed on SNL  [  Celebitchy  ]

Sarah Palin wants to make a miracle with Louis C.K.  [ The Superficial  ] Jayde Pierce has a see through bathing suit  (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ] Johnny Depp…

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Jay Z Hit This MaybeBy toddJune 10, 2014
Jay Z Hit This Maybe

 

So Jay Z may or may not have had sex with Casey Cohen, a 1OAK hostess in NYC. No word yet if Solange has slit her throat then kicked her down a well yet.

Beyoncé and Jay Z are putting up a united front, just days after a report emerged that the rapper is getting too close to Casey Cohen, a New York City hostess. The young blonde, who is 16 years younger than Jay Z, has a bio on Bravo TV, as she apparently is also a reality star. The bio states that Cohen “earned a Bachelor of Science in Studio Art and a Master's Degree in Art Education at NYU. When she isn't working on her art or staying fit, she works for the hospitality company. She is very passionate about art and education and is always finding a way to give back." While there is no mention of her reported gig at NYC hotspot 1OAK, according to InTouch Weekly, Cohen and Jay Z have been spending time together, and he visits her while she’s working. “Jay probably sees her twice a month. He visits her while she’s working and then they slip away for an afterparty. She’ll hang out with him all night, flirting with him and touching him," an insider tells the magazine.

If you don't believe this story because you can undertstand why anybody would cheat on Beyonce, please keep mind that Jay Z has had sex with Beyonce already. He's also seen her pregnant. Nobody should have to be put through that. Also undertstand that this chick white. Us minority guys basicaly have moral obligation to bang as many white girls as possible. It eases white guilt and I personally think it's better than reparations if it's all the same.

  So Jay Z may or may not have had sex with Casey Cohen, a 1OAK hostess in NYC. No word yet if Solange has slit her throat then kicked…

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Miley Cyrus Is Still Doing ThisBy toddJune 10, 2014

 

Maybe Miley Cyrus is right. Because maybe she is fat black chick from Decatur wearing spandex shorts trapped in the body of a scrawny, annoying redneck with a flat ass because she has all the confidence in the world despite not being sexually attractive in any way. This why all copies of Cosmo should be burned a Jezebel should be sold to Bro Bible. Why are they teaching women these things? It's unseemly.

  Maybe Miley Cyrus is right. Because maybe she is fat black chick from Decatur wearing spandex shorts trapped in the body of a scrawny, annoying redneck with a flat…

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was Last NightBy toddNovember 14, 2013

As you might have guessed by now, the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. So here's a bunch of pics. As you look at these, please keep in mind that any one of these chicks could be pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio's baby at any time.

As you might have guessed by now, the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. So here's a bunch of pics. As you look at these, please keep in…

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Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 14, 2013

This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot as fucking hell last night at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Forget the bangs, forget the complete lack of ass, forget that she once bought a house across the street from a 17-year old two months after they started dating. Look at the legs. If she wrapped the around my head, that's like, what? Two albums at least.

This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot…

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Candice Swanepoel Danced On A Table At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, LinksBy toddNovember 14, 2013

 

Brandi Glanville Says That Joanna Krupa Has A Stank Cooch Situation [Dlisted]

Oh No You Did NOT, Joan Rivers [Fishwrapper]

Nina Agdal Exposes Her Breast in the Ocean Surf (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Courtney Stodden’s Next Step Is Porn [The Superficial]

Nicole Scherzinger In A Catsuit Just Blew My Mind! [Hollywood Tuna]

Ashley Greene Struts Her Drop Dead Sexy Everything [Popoholic]

Emily Ratajkowski is a very nice girl (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Andy Kaufman is still alive and his death in 1984 was a HOAX … so says a 24-year-old woman who claims to be his daughter [TMZ]

Mimi hated American Idol [Lainey Gossip]

Alec Baldwin denies relationship with alleged stalker, his friend says he’s lying [Celebitchy]

Candice Swanepoel Walks 2013 VS Fashion Show Runway [Moe Jackson]

Wes Anderson made this eight-minute short film for Prada [Film Drunk]

Abbey Clancy is very fashionable [Celebslam]

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013: Backstage via Instagram and Facebook [COED Magazine]

Preview of Kate Moss in Playboy [The Blemish]

Boo Hoo, Why Is Everyone So Mean to Justin Timberlake? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Fantastic Four Gets New Summer 2015 Release [Crave Online]

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want another baby [Popbytes]

Beyonce Considering A Trial Separation From Jay Z — Report [Hollywood Life]

  Brandi Glanville Says That Joanna Krupa Has A Stank Cooch Situation [Dlisted] Oh No You Did NOT, Joan Rivers [Fishwrapper] Nina Agdal Exposes Her Breast in the Ocean Surf…

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Alice Goodwin Has An InstagramBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up a copy of any magazine. You'll thank me later, because they have what they call "glamour models". Exhibit A: Alice Goodwin. Like, why would you want to get involved in a war with Syria when this is walking around your country? It just doesn't make any kind of logical sense. Although I would like to borrow some of Assad's gas and buy Alice a drink. Let's see how this plays out, baby.

 

Pics source = Instgram DUH

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