Halsey Is Against AIDSBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
Halsey Is Against AIDS

 

Hey, did you know that Halsey is half white and half black? I just found that out last week. I kinda don’t believe it, because she has a flat and and her music sucks. And she hasn’t tweeted about Black Panther yet. Like, how do you call yourself black if you don’t tweet about Black Panther and how it is the best superhero movie starring a mostly black cast and how it was a soul changing experience to see black people in a fictional movie? You can’t, if we’re being honest. But it is good to see that Halsey is half black and is trying to help with AIDS by attending the 2018 amfAR Gala New York. AIDS is pretty bad in Africa. I blame the Pope.

 

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Rose McGowan Got WarrantsBy toddOctober 31, 2017
Rose McGowan Got Warrants

 

Rose McGowan, actor and sexual assault crusader, has warrant out on her for felony possession. Well, that’s interesting timing, huh? Per Page Six:

The felony charge stems from a police investigation of personal belongings left behind on a United flight arriving at Washington Dulles International Airport on Jan. 20. Police say the items tested positive for narcotics. The Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police Department obtained the warrant on Feb. 1 Police say they’ve attempted to contact McGowan so she can appear in a Loudoun County, Virginia, court. The warrant has been entered into a national law enforcement database.

Not sure what’s going on in Hollywood right now. They got rapists, gay pedophiles, drug addicts, and Jigsaw is the #1 movie right now. Lots of bad things happening over there. Depending on how many white actors don’t dress up for Halloween as a white person or an inanimate object today, the Academy Awards might be held in a Holiday Inn Express so they can fill the room.

 

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Kevin Spacey Molested A 14-Year-OldBy toddOctober 30, 2017
Kevin Spacey Molested A 14-Year-Old

 

Former Broadway actor and current Star Trek: Discovery actor, Anthony Rapp, told Buzzfeed last night about the time a then 27-year-old Kevin Spacey molested him in his apartment in 1986. Settle in, folks.

“He picked me up like a groom picks up the bride over the threshold. But I don’t, like, squirm away initially, because I’m like, ‘What’s going on?’ And then he lays down on top of me.” “He was trying to seduce me,” Rapp said. “I don’t know if I would have used that language. But I was aware that he was trying to get with me sexually.” Rapp recalled this all happening — Spacey appearing at the door, coming into the room, picking him up, and putting him on the bed — in one clumsy action, with Spacey landing at a slight angle on top of him. He said Spacey “was, like, pressing into me,” and that he remembers Spacey “tightening his arms.” But while he can’t recall exactly how long Spacey remained on top of him, Rapp said he was able to “squirm” away after a short period…After pushing Spacey off him, Rapp remembered he was able to step into the bathroom and close the door. “I was like, ‘What is happening?’” he said. “I saw on the counter next to the sink a picture of him having his arm around a man. So I think on some level I was like, Oh. He’s gay. I guess.Then I opened the door, and I was like, ‘OK, I’m going to go home now.’ He followed me to the front door of the apartment, and as I opened the door to leave, he was leaning on the front door[frame]. And he was like, ‘Are you sure you wanna go?’ I said, ‘Yes, good night,’ and then I did leave.”
Kevin Spacey‘s response?

 

Ah, the old, “I was drunk and don’t remember and btw I’m gay so please remember I’m a victim too”. Twitter’s response in a nutshell?

 

Ok, so here’s the thing. When you read a story about a closeted gay man being a sexual predator and molesting a 14-year-old, and your first instinct is to hop online and say, “don’t be homophobic!”, go fuck yourself. Anthony Rapp’s story has nothing to do with how you or your friends are perceived. Welcome to some good ol’ straight male privilege. If I had to get online and hear how all straight men should have their dicks cut off  because of Harvey Weinstein, gay men are gonna have to suck it up and take this L. And you if read an article that frames this as “Kevin Spacey comes out as gay” (oh, and this one. And this one), you might want to stop reading them. And to be honest, it might not be the best time for Kevin Spacey’s “emotional” coming out when Mike Pence is about to be President.

 

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Ivanka Trump Has A Spotify Sex PlaylistBy toddOctober 27, 2017
Ivanka Trump Has A Spotify Sex Playlist

 

According to Huffington Post, Ivanka Trump made this playlist on October 15. They say it’s a sex playlist. A sex playlist that’s 21-minutes long. Let’s go with that.

 

Ivanka Trump

 

Like, I get John Legend as your warmup and Bruno Mars if she starts to cry when you can’t make her cum, but James Blunt and Adele? What’s that about? Are we just doing stuff through our jeans until we stop and I gently brush her hair? And what woman is gonna get off in 21 minutes? Maybe this is a vibrator playlist and she gets through a quarter of each song at a time. Ivanka’s fine ass deserves better than this. Where’s the throne room scene music from Star Wars? This is bullshit.

 

 

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Taylor Swift Is A Robot And Rides A Robot Horse In The ‘Ready For It?’ VideoBy toddOctober 27, 2017
Taylor Swift Is A Robot And Rides A Robot Horse In The ‘Ready For It?’ Video

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Taylor Swift writes a song where she projects her fantasies onto an unnamed man and warns him that if that if he doesn’t reciprocate, he’s in for a bunch of crazy. If he texts her back, she’ll love him forever. The song titles are really interchangeable, but this time it’s for “…Ready For It?“. I guess she saw Ghost In The Shell and Blade Runner 2049 recently. And Westworld. This is dark Taylor Swift or whatever. Shout out to her legs though. Still would, God help me.

 

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Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore ThisBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore This

 

I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more sense. But yeah, they attended the 2017 Lost Lake Festival and Bella wore tape over her nipples and Dani continues to look like her STD fever hasn’t broken yet. Not sure who the blonde is. Doesn’t really matter.

 

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Oscar Isaac Is Having His First KidBy toddMarch 29, 2017
Oscar Isaac Is Having His First Kid

 

Well technically, Oscar Isaac‘s girlfriend is having a kid, but if I called this post, “Elvira Lind Is Having A Kid”, you would’ve just said “I don’t know who that is” and scrolled past the news about Elvira Lind. You might have scrolled past this anyway, who’s to say, really? Or whose to say, really? Either or.

It looks like a new little X-wing fighter pilot is on his (or her) way: Star Wars: The Force Awakens star Oscar Isaac and his girlfriend Elvira Lind are expecting a baby together. The private couple were spotted Monday out and about in New York City, with Lind’s blossoming baby belly peeking through her maxi dress…According to her website, Lind is a Danish director from Copenhagen, who graduated from film school in Cape Town, South Africa, in 2006. She specializes in documentaries and has a film premiering at Tribeca Film Festival this year.

South Africa? I wonder if she hates black people. But kudos to Oscar for staying with this chick after he got famous and getting her pregnant instead of getting a supermodel pregnant. If I was Oscar Isaac, I’d be getting supermodels pregnant or just models in general. This is probably why I’m not Oscar Isaac and am currently just writing about him. It’s fine. Please respect me and my family’s privacy at this time.

 

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Lamar Odom Got A $10M Hospital BillBy toddDecember 17, 2015
Lamar Odom Got A $10M Hospital Bill


Thanks, Obama.

His medical bills this year alone have reached $750k, and are steadily climbing. “By the end of the year, he’ll have easily made at least a $10m dent in his $55m fortune,” an insider told Radar. “There’s no end in sight and he’s completely unaware of what’s going on.”

Odom reportedly can’t walk or remember his own name, and apparently it’s so bad that Khloe won’t ever allow him to be seen in public again. I’m pretty sure his debit card will be seen in public pretty much everyday though. I mean, unless Rob steals it and goes to In-N-Out twice and causes an overdraft.


Wow. That’s depressing. Here’s Bella Thorne‘s butt.


Thanks, Obama. His medical bills this year alone have reached $750k, and are steadily climbing. “By the end of the year, he’ll have easily made at least a $10m dent…

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Jennifer Lopez’s Butt & LinksBy toddNovember 23, 2015

Sarah Palin wants to make a miracle with Louis C.K.  [ The Superficial  ]

Jayde Pierce has a see through bathing suit  (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Johnny Depp doesn’t know he’s awake  [ Dlisted  ]

Jessica Alba’s legs did a photo shoot   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

This is what Miley Cyrus’ concerts look like now  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Elisa Meliani did Treats  (NSFW)  [ The Nip Slip  ]

The trailer for Melissa McCarthy’s The Boss is shit  [ The Blemish ]

Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Creed premiere  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jessica Alba is business time   [  Popoholic  ]

Johanna Durhone is your model at midnight   [  Celebslam  ]

Charli XCX modeled some leotards (NSFW)  [  Egotastic  ]

Adele slayed on SNL  [  Celebitchy  ]

Sarah Palin wants to make a miracle with Louis C.K.  [ The Superficial  ] Jayde Pierce has a see through bathing suit  (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ] Johnny Depp…

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Anti-VaxxersBy toddNovember 16, 2015


“Is that camera made of mercury?”


 Rich people are weird.

A friend of the couple claims so, telling In Touch that “Jessica is refusing to vaccinate him. She feels that vaccination could cause complications.” While In Touch reached out to Justin and Jessica’s reps for comment a combined total of nine times over several weeks, the reps received the messages but did not respond…The friend who alleges that Jessica and Justin aren’t vaccinating their son adds: “I’m sure Jessica believes that she’s making the right decision, but hopefully she and Justin will do some more research on this and change their minds.”

All you have to do is read any of Allen West’s or a soccer mom’s Facebook posts to know that no amount of actual facts and science can keep someone from thinking that Obama has a prayer rug in the Oval Office or that 12 hours of labor is the equivalent of a medical degree. Or how somebody like this somehow thinks she’s the world’s subject matter expert on natural immunity. It’s absurd. This comes from In Touch, so feel free to draw your own conclusions on if this is true or not.  But if you happen to see Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s kid, be sure to speak up. Quarantine glass is pretty thick.

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