Bella Thorne Is Almost ThereBy toddOctober 05, 2015

Hey, here’s Bella Thorne walking around Vancouver. Pretty cool, huh? I don’t know where she’s going, but did you know she’ll be 18 in three days! What exciting information to share! Stay strong, friends!

Hey, here’s Bella Thorne walking around Vancouver. Pretty cool, huh? I don’t know where she’s going, but did you know she’ll be 18 in three days! What exciting information to…
Micaela Schaefer Is NSFW, LinksBy toddOctober 05, 2015
Micaela Schaefer Is NSFW, Links

 

Lady Gaga: Angelina Jolie Horror Story  [ Dlisted ]

Bianca Gascoigne should feel that (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Jennifer Lawrence will pee in your sink [ The Superficial ]

Kendall Jenner‘s cameltoe  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

2016 Hooters Calendar Girls [ Hollywood Tuna]

Ireland Baldwin‘s Instagram is basically porn [ Egotastic ]

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  Lady Gaga: Angelina Jolie Horror Story  [ Dlisted ] Bianca Gascoigne should feel that (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie ] Jennifer Lawrence will pee in your sink [ The…

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Selena Gomez Was Your Halftime EntertainmentBy toddDecember 02, 2013

I guess I should post these pics of Selena Gomez performing during halftime on Thursday at the Cowboys/ Raiders game, where the Cowboys barely beat the Raiders at home. Great game, you guys. What? The Cowboys have a lot of injuries? Man, that sucks. Paul Walker is injured and he still has a movie coming out next year.

I guess I should post these pics of Selena Gomez performing during halftime on Thursday at the Cowboys/ Raiders game, where the Cowboys barely beat the Raiders at home. Great…
A Moment With Catalina OtalvaroBy toddDecember 02, 2013
A Moment With Catalina Otalvaro

 

So, I was gonna post another story, but then I went on Instragram and saw Catalina Otalvaro in a thong and high heels going up some stairs. There are three words in that last sentence that are three of my favorite words, so if Catalina had been carrying a burrito and going down on that other girl, then I would accuse this photographer of being an evil warlock who can read minds.

  So, I was gonna post another story, but then I went on Instragram and saw Catalina Otalvaro in a thong and high heels going up some stairs. There are…
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Megan Fox Is The Perfect WomanBy toddMarch 09, 2011

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In response to her ads for Armani, people have claimed that Megan Fox is anorexic and unhealthy. And by “people”, I mean jealous women crying like they’re in the Miami Heat locker room because Krispy Kreme hotlight is off. New York Daily News reports:

Cry her a river: Megan Fox eats a lot but she can’t gain weight. The actress and Armani model doesn’t like when people think her petite frame is due to anorexia, her personal trainer Harley Pasternak told HollywoodLife.com. Especially because keeping weight on is such a struggle. “She gets frustrated at times because she’s like, ‘I need to put on weight.’ So she actually weight-trains to keep on that lean muscle tissue,” Pasternak said. Pasternak insisted that Fox just has a “really fast metabolism.” “With her it’s really about [whether] she’s eating enough of the right things,” he said. People thought, ‘Oh, she must be anorexic,’ but she’s far from that!”.…”The key to Megan’s abs is first of all genetics,” Pasternak said. “The second is that we train her abs on all three planes. It’s not just about crunch, crunch, crunch. It’s about working her body up and down and side to side and rotation. We train all three of her rectus abdominis, her obliques and her corset muscle to make sure that her abs are not just tight and strong but small.”

To recap: hot, skinny, and genetically incapable of gaining weight. And also something about “rectus”. Does this quote also contain winning lottery numbers that I need to some kind of special decoder to read, because obviously it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

In response to her ads for Armani, people have claimed that Megan Fox is anorexic and unhealthy. And by “people”, I mean jealous women crying like they’re in the Miami…

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Kate Upton Has OuttakesBy toddMarch 08, 2011

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In celebration of International Women’s Day, let me say that Kate Upton is the kind of girl you would get pregnant then force her to have the baby just to say you got her pregnant. Based on her Twitter and interviews, she probably would have a hard time finding me after I immediately left once the baby was born. Mostly because she seems kinda dumb. But again, I’m talking about having sex with her strictly to have the ability to say, “Oh, that SI model? Yeah, she’s my baby mama.” Her thoughts on Sylow theorems and if coolant in a nuclear reactor is best served when it acts as a neutron moderator don’t really concern me.

In celebration of International Women’s Day, let me say that Kate Upton is the kind of girl you would get pregnant then force her to have the baby just to…

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Amanda Seyfried Is At A PremiereBy toddMarch 08, 2011

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WOLF: “My, what big eyes you have.” RED RIDING HOOD: “That’s because I’m Amanda Seyfried.” – Seth McFarlane

I could say something else here, but really, what’s the point?

Amanda Seyfried at the Hollywood premiere of Red Riding Hood:

WOLF: “My, what big eyes you have.” RED RIDING HOOD: “That’s because I’m Amanda Seyfried.” – Seth McFarlane I could say something else here, but really, what’s the point? Amanda…

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Rosie Jones Is In FrontBy jessMarch 06, 2011
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I felt bad for posting three consecutive times about pop stars of questionable talent, so here’s Rosie Jones and her unquestionable talents in Front magazine (nsfw photos after the jump). Don’t say I never do anything for you. I’d do more, but it’s hard when Todd’s two years behind on his child support payments.

I felt bad for posting three consecutive times about pop stars of questionable talent, so here’s Rosie Jones and her unquestionable talents in Front magazine (nsfw photos after the jump)….

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