Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ PremiereBy toddJuly 18, 2017
Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ Premiere

 

Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing shape-shifting aliens for a casting gimmick. I guess I’m just too woke. But obviously, as you can see, Rihanna attended the premiere and she’s not a shape-shifting alien. It’s just a shame that so many filmmakers use human actors to portray aliens from different planets. This is very problematic. You can look at these pictures of Rihanna being hot in this dress if you want to, but you’re just perpetuating the lack of alien representation seen in movies today.

 

  Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing…

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I Forgot Megan Fox Was On InstagramBy toddJuly 18, 2017
I Forgot Megan Fox Was On Instagram

 

Only 2009-2010 kids will remember when I used to posted about Megan Fox legit every day like twice a day, because she was hotter than whatever you’re into now in 2017. Since then, it appears her and her plastic surgeon have become pretty close. It happens. So maybe that’s why she cropped her face out of this pic. Still would. Yes, my friends. Still would.

 

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Of Course Lindsay Lohan Was Harley QuinnBy toddNovember 01, 2016

I thought we’d get through Halloween without any generic Harley Quinn costumes, but I forgot to factor in that Lindsay Lohan is somehow still alive. I guess this is better than the time she dressed up like the lady Charles Manson had killed, but this looks like a methadone clinic decided to have a Halloween party last minute.

I thought we’d get through Halloween without any generic Harley Quinn costumes, but I forgot to factor in that Lindsay Lohan is somehow still alive. I guess this is better…

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Taylor Swift & Squad Were Non-OffensiveBy toddNovember 01, 2016
Taylor Swift & Squad Were Non-Offensive

 

Each time you get offended by a Halloween costume, a white person secretly votes for Trump, so good thing Taylor Swift and her squad spent Halloween like they spend their lives: being as bland and boring as possible. Unless there’s a think piece about the black girl with rollers in her hair, this is pretty much the least “offensive thing” I’ve seen this year. The only one who should really bee offended is Martha Hunt, since Taylor called her “Martha Brady” instead of “Marcia Brady”.

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Ariel Winter Was A Playboy Bunny, Something Else At A PartyBy toddOctober 31, 2016
Ariel Winter Was A Playboy Bunny, Something Else At A Party

 

Ariel Winter’s recent wardrobe trajectory has led us here.

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Katy Perry Was Hillary ClintonBy toddOctober 31, 2016
Katy Perry Was Hillary Clinton

 

Katy Perry is super into Hilary Clinton, guys. It’s getting weird. She went full on Hillary for Halloween. Jesus, this is terrifying.

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  Katy Perry is super into Hilary Clinton, guys. It’s getting weird. She went full on Hillary for Halloween. Jesus, this is terrifying.

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Hey BooBy toddMay 02, 2014

The liberal media will have you believe that you should be talking about Hilary Duff at the iHeartRadio Awards, but my unbiased approach would like you to focus on Ashley Greene. She looks like she's lost weight, and that's always a good thing. Also a good thing? Her legs over my shoulders. I just got a PR on my strict press, so she can basically just hang out as long as she wants. I have a few hours before I have to run to get some stamped fabric. Michael's is having a sale

The liberal media will have you believe that you should be talking about Hilary Duff at the iHeartRadio Awards, but my unbiased approach would like you to focus on Ashley…

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Olivia Munn Is SingleBy toddMay 02, 2014

Olivia Munn and Joel Kinnaman have split after dating for two years. She must have fell asleep too many times watching The Killing because it's boring. Have you seen it? I kinda hoped at died at the end, so I'd have an excuse not to watch the next episode.

And that's the way it is! Olivia Munn and Joel Kinnaman are done, multiple sources exclusively confirm to Us Weekly. The insiders add that the stars, who were first confirmed as a couple back in March 2012, have both been single for several months now. "They ended things a few months ago but both seem fine," one source tells Us. "A lot had to do with distance. He's back filming in Toronto and she's now in L.A. for good."

Man, that sucks I guess. But here's some pictures of Olivia Munn's boobs in this dress. I know that makes me feel better about this whole thing.

Olivia Munn and Joel Kinnaman have split after dating for two years. She must have fell asleep too many times watching The Killing because it's boring. Have you seen it?…

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Donald Sterling Has CancerBy toddMay 02, 2014
Donald Sterling Has Cancer

 

Our thoughts and prayers are with cancer during this difficult time as it battles Donald Sterling.

Sterling is battling cancer — surprising those around him by beating the final buzzer for as long as he has, sources told The Post on Thursday. “They thought he would die two years ago,” one source said of Sterling, who on Tuesday was banned for life from the NBA for his now-infamous recorded racist rant. “People have been predicting his imminent demise. I’m sure he has the best . . . drugs money can buy,” said the source, who works closely with pro sports teams. “He can do anything to keep himself alive.” The source said some of the medication Sterling has been taking is responsible for the puffy appearance of his face. Another source said Sterling, 80, was specifically suffering from prostate cancer. In an ironic twist, Sterling refused to pay for prostate-cancer surgery a decade ago for then-Clippers assistant coach Kim Hughes. “I contacted the Clippers about medical coverage and they said the surgery wouldn’t be covered,” Hughes told The Journal Times of Racine, Wis., in 2011. “They said if they did it for one person, they’d have to do it for everybody else.” Four Clippers players chipped in to cover the $70,000 cost.

Oh, so he has a literal cancer as well. I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone, but maybe God needs another angel in heaven. Have you ever thought about that? A three-year old whose father has a financial interest in making people believe heaven is real says Jesus has a rainbow colored horse. That's pretty cool. Although Sterling might not want to ride it because it's colored.

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Vanecia Ruiz Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMay 02, 2014
Vanecia Ruiz Says Good Morning, Links

 

David Beckham is 39 today  [Dlisted]

Decapitated Miley  [Fishwrapper]

Chernobyl face, Oakland booty (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Hey, you can see Jennifer Lawrence's butt  [The Superficial]

Johanna Lundback…..  [Hollywood Tuna]

Katie Cassidy in a bikini points my arrow [Popoholic]

Guess who banged Terry Richardson? [Drunken Stepfather]

LeAnn Rimes is freezing her husband's sperm because she's crazy [Celebitchy]

Hilary Duff at the iHeartRadio Awards is MILF-tastic   [Moe Jackson]

The Other Woman review: "Soulless glorified tampon commercial"  [Film Drunk]

Leonardo DiCaprio moved in with his girlfriend [Celebslam]

I want thaaat  [The Chive]

 

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