Gal Gadot Is Your New Wonder WomanBy toddDecember 04, 2013

Much like Bryan Singer who does all his castings in a hot tub (ohh heeyyy, Brandon Routh. Lookin good in in that speedo boo), Zach Snyder has a very specific type when it comes to casting female leads.  So if you like your Amazon warrior princesses from outer space to be frail, small tittied brunettes with flat asses, then congratulations. Today’s your lucky day. Gal Gadot has been cast as Wonder Woman in the Man of Steel sequel. New York Daily News says:

Move over Superman and Batman, this looks like a job for a lady. Warner Bros. announced Wednesday that Wonder Woman would be making her big screen debut in the upcoming "Man of Steel" sequel that is shaping up as a major building block toward a future Justice League movie. Landing the most coveted female role in comic book culture is Israeli actress Gal Gadot, 28, best known for her turn in the last three "Fast & Furious" films. "Wonder Woman is arguably one of the most powerful female characters of all time and a fan favorite in the DC Universe," director Zack Snyder said in a statement. "Not only is Gal an amazing actress, but she also has that magical quality that makes her perfect for the role. We look forward to audiences discovering Gal in the first feature film incarnation of this beloved character."

You might know Gal Gadot from the Fast & Furious movies, so if you're keeping score at home, this is currently tied for first in the "Bad News About People In The Fast & Furious Movies This Week" category. This is all subject to change if Tyrese drops a new album on Friday.

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Farrah Abraham Is Probably Doing Something On Comedy CentralBy toddDecember 04, 2013

 

If you can make it through this video without dry heaving looking at Farrah Abraham's horrifically unfortunate face, she drops a bunch of hints about doing a "gig" in NYC then name drops Comedy Central. I guess when you stick a glass dildo up your ass on camera magical things can happen.

 

[h/t Fishwrapper]

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Ron Burgundy Is Hosting The 6pm Sportscenter Tomorrow NightBy toddDecember 04, 2013

 

Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants you to know he has a movie coming out more than Will Ferrell. so to promote Anchorman 2, he will be hosting the 6pm Sportscenter tomorrow night as Ron Burgundy. I would type more, but I think I just blew out my tricep fistpumping. People still fistpump, right? I mean, I can do something else if you prefer.

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Katy Perry Needs To Stop ThisBy toddDecember 04, 2013

When Katy Perry isn't in a relationship, she doesn't leave the house without her tits out and ready to be motorboated by passersby. But when she's in a relationship, like now, she suddenly remembers that she was raised to love Jesus and Jesus doesn't want all of his brides walking around without feigned modesty. So when she went to the UNICEF Snowflake Ball last night, people were forced to remember that she has a completely average face and a lazy eye. Jesus, why you gotta ruin everything, bro? Damn. Chill.

When Katy Perry isn't in a relationship, she doesn't leave the house without her tits out and ready to be motorboated by passersby. But when she's in a relationship, like…
Bar Refaeli Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddDecember 04, 2013
Bar Refaeli Says Good Morning, Links

 

Gillian Anderson Is Topless [Dlisted]

Lorde's New Video Is Fantastic [Fishwrapper]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Had A Whole Boob Slip (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Well Hello, Reese Witherspoon In Heels [The Superficial]

Danielly Silva. Sup? [Hollywood Tuna]

Alexis Rupp Is In A Tiny Bikini [Popoholic]

The Best Thing To Happen On YouTube Yesterday [Drunken Stepfather]

A Mayor Threatened Justin Bieber [TMZ]

Beyonce And Jay-Z Are Vegans [Lainey Gossip]

Benedict Cumberbatch Broke Twitter [Celebitchy]

Raven Symone Gets Hot On Instagram [Moe Jackson]

A Florida Theater Accidentally Showed A Graphic Sex Scene Instead Of The Trailer For Frozen [Film Drunk]

Kelly Spronk. Sup, boo? [Celebslam]

 

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  Gillian Anderson Is Topless [Dlisted] Lorde's New Video Is Fantastic [Fishwrapper] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Had A Whole Boob Slip (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie] Well Hello, Reese Witherspoon In Heels [The…

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Sophie Turner Does Playboy, Not NakedBy toddApril 26, 2011

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Don’t get me wrong, if every woman looked like Sophie Turner there would be no wars or hunger or famine and Jesus would look down and have no need to come back down because he would smile and see that all was good. Look, don’t ask questions. But if you’re gonna do Playboy, do fucking Playboy. What is, this the Nordstrom catalog? The chicks at Playboy put on clothes “after hours”? I don’t get it. Whatever. I’m just glad we broke out a new pose, because you know when you draw on the corner of a bunch of pages then flip the pages really fast then those pictures tell a story? If you stack up all Sophie Turner’s pictures then flip them really fast they tell the story of how her back her arched and her ass is in the air.

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Olivia Munn Is Hardcore. Not Really.By toddApril 26, 2011

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Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn was at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last week where she was “having the best time” with Ultimate Fighting Championship founder Dana White and supermodel Selita Ebanks. Then she went outside. NY Daily News reports:

The 31-year-old approached a group of “about four others, both men and women,” whom she had been seen with throughout the evening. The crowd stood near “a bunch of tables to the left of the entrance of Pure.” Despite her previously sweet demeanor, Munn “started yelling and swearing,” and apparently didn’t care who heard. “You can go f— yourselves!” she told the group, adding that her “career will go on,” but the slack-jawed group she was addressing was “going to have to kiss peoples’ asses for the rest of [their] lives!” Our eyewitness said initially the group tried to calm the belligerent actress. “It’s okay, we understand,” one woman said nervously to Munn. But efforts to quiet the actress’ outburst fell flat. Those in the group “weren’t really talking much,” said the spywitness, “just listening” to her yelling…”I’m rich!” Munn continued. “I come from a well-off family.”…After Munn had completed her tirade, we’re told, she stormed off, leaving the group in silence and bystanders in shock.

It’s amazing how someone can walk into a Vegas nightclub happy and filled with joy then walk out a few hours later with paranoia and violent mood swings. It’s almost like they did cocaine. The article goes on to say that this incident was due to somebody trying to “manhandle” her friends inside the club and that “profanity to protect them is the least aggressive thing she could have done in the moment.” So, um, what would have been the most aggressive thing? She’s a video game dork in a cocktail dress. Hit A+B+->+-> really fast? Challenge them to a game of Cranium? I guess what I’m saying is that maybe she should shut the fuck up before she’s picking her teeth out of her forehead.

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