Congrats, Ladies. He’s Single!By toddSeptember 03, 2009

[Gallery not found]

Hollywood is a place where chicks go when they dream of stardom. Also, if you’re a chick, it’s a good place to get your ass kicked. What fun! TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned Hayden Christensen’s brother, producer Tove Christensen, was arrested early this morning for felony assault with a deadly weapon — when he allegedly dragged his girlfriend around 30 feet after she clung to the side of his car. LAPD responded to a 911 call in Hollywood around 2:30 AM after an argument broke out between the couple. Witnesses told law enforcement that Christensen pushed her to the ground and hopped in his car — but when his GF reached inside to grab her purse, Tove hit the gas and dragged her down the street. When police arrived, the girlfriend had visible marks on her arm. They later tracked down Tove at his L.A. home and arrested him.

Man, Chris Brown and Joe Francis got nothing on this guy. I bet they’re at home right now writing him thank you cards and wondering what kind of gift certificate to get him, because when you’re a uncontrollable lunatic who can’t handle his emotions, hearing about some dude dragging his girlfriend behind his car has to be pretty impressive.

I was gonna post pictures of Hayden Christensen, but when I typed in “Hayden Christensen”, the pic forums pulled up these pics of Hayden Panettiere in these tight little shorts. Pic forums, what perverts those guys are!

Hollywood is a place where chicks go when they dream of stardom. Also, if you’re a chick, it’s a good place to get your ass kicked. What fun! TMZ reports:…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Madonna Is A Great MomBy toddSeptember 03, 2009
[Gallery not found]

I…I…fuck it.
The Daily Mail
reports:

Trussed up in white wedding dress and veil, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes recreates her mother’s famous wedding dress pose in the Eighties hit song Like A Virgin. The 12-year-old wears lashings of red lipstick and has the iconic beauty spot painted above her lip.

In case you missed that, Lourdes is FUCKING TWELVE and got tarted up like her mom was when she sang that song about getting banged by a dude with a huge dong that made her think she was a virgin again. Maybe for Field Day she can dress like Lara Croft or come to school in hot pants and roller skates and sucking on an oversized lollipop. You know, to fully drive the point home that Madonna is a psycho.

(btw, if you’re thinking about getting Lourdes a Christmas gift, Madonna probably wouldn’t mind you helping her scratching this off her list)

Lourdes with her mom on tour. Because really, who needs school or friends?

I…I…fuck it. The Daily Mail reports: Trussed up in white wedding dress and veil, Madonna’s daughter Lourdes recreates her mother’s famous wedding dress pose in the Eighties hit song Like…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
IDLYITW Links Pregnant Like Halle BerryBy toddSeptember 02, 2009
[SinglePic not found]

Katie Price‘s ass is skanky [TaxiDriver Movie]

Lindsay Lohan is in a new bikini [Egotastic]

The art of boobaflage [City Rag]

Less than 5 guys have seen Megan Fox naked. At a time? [Celebslam]

Mila Kunis is hot on Conan [Popoholic]

Here’s to you “That Guy” [College Humor]

Hottest Hooters Girls ever. This list is missing one:) [Heyman Hustle]

Babes of the US Open [COED Magazine]

Halle Berry is pregnant [Fatback Media]

Katie Price‘s ass is skanky [TaxiDriver Movie] Lindsay Lohan is in a new bikini [Egotastic] The art of boobaflage [City Rag] Less than 5 guys have seen Megan Fox naked….

Related Posts:

Tags:
Kate Hudson Is ClingyBy toddSeptember 02, 2009

[Gallery not found]

Kate Hudson and the Yankees’ Alex Rodriguez have been dating for five months, and when she’s not at the games or traveling with the team, she’s in Alex Rodriguez’s apartment cutting up pictures of his ex-girlfriends and sleeping with his underwear. MSNBC reports:

“Kate’s always at his New York apartment, even on the days when he’s on the road. She’s made herself quite comfortable in his life. She’s met his oldest daughter and her son likes Alex,” according to a friend of Hudson’s who spoke to In Touch. The friend then stated the obvious when she said, “Kate has become very serious about him.”

Alex Rodriguez makes $26M a year as the highest paid player in Major League Baseball, but the last three chicks he’s been with (his wife, Madonna, and Kate Hudson) all look like convict’s pen pals. This dude should be papier macheing models with $100 dollar bills and semen, not leaving some flat chick in his house picking out their kid’s names and making scrapbooks for every time she cums. I’m late on my rent right now, but my last three girlfriends were a billion times hotter than these hags. The prosecutor in my case doesn’t use the word “girlfriends”, but what does he know of love?

Kate Hudson and the Yankees’ Alex Rodriguez have been dating for five months, and when she’s not at the games or traveling with the team, she’s in Alex Rodriguez’s apartment…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,