Kathy Griffin Is Super EdgyBy toddMay 31, 2017
Kathy Griffin Is Super Edgy

 

While liberals dropped their vapes over a dog statue peeing on a girl statue and hate crimeterrorism because the guy was white, conservatives clutched their pearls and free healthcare for all accidentally fell out a because they were so shocked that Kathy Griffin and artist Tyler Shields went full ISIS video in mocking Donald Trump. Here’s her reasoning from her now deleted Instagram post. It didn’t go over well.

Here’s my artsy fartsy statement! I’m mocking the guy who mocks everybody. EVERYBODY (well, not the Russians so much) Anywhoo…If you could’ve seen us trying to fashion a Trump mask…haha We started playing around w props, etc, so I shall title this work “there was blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his…WHEREVER.” OBVIOUSLY…I do not condone or encourage any of my fans / followers or ANYONE to cause harm to ANYONE. Verbally or otherwise. KG.

Trump or Obama or anyone, is it really a good idea to joke about killing the President? Is that something you really out here trying to to do? You too, Ted Nugent. Dumbass. In their defense, most of my fellow liberals called Kathy Griffin an idiot (shout out to Chelsea Clinton). I don’t know what Lena Dunham had to say, but I assume it was this.  Kathy Griffin was basking in her newfound relevance until the Secret Service was like, “oh”, then Kathy put on her worse wig to make an apology video.

 

 

Now there’s outrage over the outrage because there’s always something WORSE going on in the world. Specifically, the political narrative you were trying to push before this pic dropped. You’re all pretty stupid.

 

It’s ok, boo.

 

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Halle Berry Will Go Topless For SnacksBy toddMarch 31, 2017
Halle Berry Will Go Topless For Snacks

 

Google “Halle Berry” and about 65% of the results will just stories about her being insane and a borderline psychopath, but we’re still talking about Halle Berry. She’s been longer than most of you reading this have been alive. And she’ll get topless if you come over and bring snacks.

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Charli XCX Is The DevilBy toddOctober 28, 2016

The Kiss FM Haunted House Party was last night, and Charli XCX dressed up like a devil in a bikini. Not the metaphorical kind. Not sure what her demonic power is, but if I had to guess, it appears to be recent weight loss. Hail, Satan.

The Kiss FM Haunted House Party was last night, and Charli XCX dressed up like a devil in a bikini. Not the metaphorical kind. Not sure what her demonic power is, but…

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Tom Hardy Is GayBy toddJuly 29, 2010

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Tom Hardy, the breakout star of Christopher Nolan’s brilliant Inception, has won the hearts and wet the panties of women around the world with his portrayal of Eames the forg…BOOM! Daily Mail reports:

But asked if he’d ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said: ‘As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. ‘I’ve played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I’m in my thirties, it doesn’t do it for me. ‘I’m done experimenting but there’s plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life. ‘A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.’ In an interview with Now magazine, the former party-boy who has battled drink, drugs and crime to turn his life around, added: ‘A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. ‘I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside. ‘Maybe my masculine qualities come from overcompensating because I’m not one of the boys.’

I realize this guy is engaged to British actress Charlotte Riley and has a kid from another chick, but if you one day find a cock in your mouth, you’re gay. There’s no way around that. I know people will argue that he is evolved and doesn’t adhere to gender norms that forced him into a box of masculinity, but if you you’re man, and you have to wipe semen out of your eye, you’re a queer. This guy could chop down an entire forest with a blue ox and beat up Bigfoot in a cage match, and his obituary would still include the words “used to jack off dudes”

Tom Hardy, the breakout star of Christopher Nolan’s brilliant Inception, has won the hearts and wet the panties of women around the world with his portrayal of Eames the forg…BOOM!…

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George Clooney’s Girlfriend Loves CocaineBy toddJuly 29, 2010

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Witnesses in a cocaine scandal, which involved the closing of clubs in Milan and Los Angeles and lead to the arrest of five people, has named George Clooney’s girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, in their testimony.

RadarOnline.com has discovered that Canalis has been implicated in an Italian cocaine scandal where one witness testified: “I’ve done cocaine with other people including Elisabetta Canalis.” According to one of Italy’s most prestigious newspapers, Corriere della Sera, an investigation was launched in 2008 into two Milan, Italy nightclubs that were allegedly running an escort and prostitution ring fueled by alcohol and cocaine. Those nightclubs were regularly frequented by celebrities.They [the girls] were brought into the clubs by the various characters acting as PR for the evenings to entertain customers at the tables of the private club,” prosecutor Frank Di Maio stated in the investigative documents. “Their job was to encourage these customers to drink alcohol as to increase the table’s bill, followed up by sex off premises.”

It’s kinda hard to tell from this story, but was Elisabetta Canalis one of the celebrities or one of the prostitutes? Also, what is this lump on my arm? It’s really starting to freak me out.

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Angelina Jolie Is ShockingBy toddJuly 28, 2010

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In the issue of Star Magazine on stands today, Angelina Jolie is seen in “eight never-before-seen graphic photos” doing heroin while wearing a dog leash and nipple tape. I don’t know if Star Magazine missed the whole point of this or not, but I can’t be the only one turned on right now.

In one set, the now-mother of six has black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. Others show her during a 14-hour heroin-smoking bender. “The photographs are a startling reminder to Angelina of a period in her life I’m sure she wants to forget, a shady piece of her history that she’s kept hidden away, even from Brad,” celebrity biographer Andrew Morton, author of Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography, tells Star in our cover story.

Really? That’s it? Heroin and a dog leash? It’s Angelina Jolie in 1999. Just be glad these aren’t pictures of her sucking off a horse and drinking the blood of a homeless while reading from the Necronomicon.

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Something Is Wrong Here LinksBy toddJuly 28, 2010

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Katy Perry in a rubber bikini [The Superficial]
Hilary Duff‘s boobs love Texas [Popoholic]
Julianne Moore cameltoe [TaxiDriver Movie]
Audrina Patridge‘s surgeon has lobster claws for hands [Celebslam]
Greek girl gone wild [COED Magazine]
Tom Hardy’s pubes. This one’s for Jessica [Dlisted]
Surprise! Brittany Murphy‘s husband spent all her money [Popeater]
I need to get Zoe Saldana pregnant [Just Jared]
I need to get Victoria Justice pregnant. In six months. [Egotastic]
Nicole Kidman nude [Cityrag]
John Hamm doesn’t have the “marriage chip” [Cele|bitchy]
Ladies, take these pictures to your surgeon. Thank you. [The Chive]
Amanda Mrowiec. I really need to get her pregnant. Now. [Heyman Hustle]


Katy Perry in a rubber bikini [The Superficial] Hilary Duff‘s boobs love Texas [Popoholic] Julianne Moore cameltoe [TaxiDriver Movie] Audrina Patridge‘s surgeon has lobster claws for hands [Celebslam] Greek girl…

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