Sara Underwood In A Bikini On A Horse On A Farm & LinksBy toddApril 28, 2017

Girls aren’t that complicated. How hard is it to tell us we are pretty and give us horses? by @everchanginghorizon

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Migos decapitated Katy Perry   [  Dlisted  ]

Rita Ora forgot her bra   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Elizabeth Hurley will now just live in a bikini   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Bella Thorne has to squeeze together some cleavage   [  Popoholic  ]

The world didn’t need a new Pamela Anderson photoshoot  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Victoria Bonya is naked at the beach  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

BREAKING: Christina Aguilera is still alive   [  Moe Jackson   ]

Emmy Rossum has daddy issue  [  Cele|bitchy   ]

More Sara Underwood  [  IDLY  ]

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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese WitherspoonBy toddFebruary 09, 2017
Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Is Basically 90s Reese Witherspoon

 

If you’re not old enough to remember how hot Reese Witherspoon was in the 90s (I know you have Google but THAT’S NOT THE SAME, MAN!), you just need to look at her daughter Ava Phillippe. But Ava Phillippe is 17, so don’t look that hard. What the hell is wrong with you? Weirdo.

 

With my always @avaphillippe .. #MotherDaughter #MatchyMatchy #Premiere #BigLittleLies

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  If you’re not old enough to remember how hot Reese Witherspoon was in the 90s (I know you have Google but THAT’S NOT THE SAME, MAN!), you just need…

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Ryan Lochte Is Somebody’s Father NowBy toddDecember 15, 2016
Ryan Lochte Is Somebody’s Father Now

 

Imagine being a fetus and realizing your father is Ryan Lochte and your mother is a Playboy Playmate Kayla Rae Reid. Do you start using heroin now or what until 7th grade?

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  Imagine being a fetus and realizing your father is Ryan Lochte and your mother is a Playboy Playmate Kayla Rae Reid. Do you start using heroin now or what…

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Amber Heard Lost Money In The Divorce, Is Worst Gold Digger Of All TimeBy toddSeptember 14, 2016
Amber Heard Lost Money In The Divorce, Is Worst Gold Digger Of All Time


iO Tillett Wright is a human person who lived with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp for a year in 2014 after Wright tried to kill himself or something to that effect. I kinda skimmed through. Wright is also the person who wrote the essay, “Why I Called 911“, back in June when all this divorce/domestic violence/media leak shit started going down. He says Heard is his best friend, but has cut Depp out of his life for what we can assume are obvious reasons. He also said this:

Wright has now come out to back Heard and reveal she paid all her own legal fees and accepted a settlement that was much lower than she could have got. Discussing the fact she could have got more than the $7 million, he said: ‘And she paid her own legal fees. That situation was so public. I’m not ever going to be one of them – I’m not ever going to be an A-list celebrity. But I chose to get involved in that situation because it was imperative to say what I thought was right.’

I didn’t know it was possible to marry a millionaire in California, get abused by him, have documented evidence of the abuse, get divorced, then end up having to take out a car title loan to help out with rent and pet supplies. This is like a Lifetime Original horror movie. 

iO Tillett Wright is a human person who lived with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp for a year in 2014 after Wright tried to kill himself or something to that…

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Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana LimaBy toddSeptember 14, 2016
Ryan Seacrest Is Banging Adriana Lima


UPDATE: Now ET tells me Adriana Lima is actually dating Julian Edelman. Somebody needs to figure this shit out and let me know what the hell is going on here. I’m fragile.


Ryan Seacrest, the gayest heterosexual of all time, is now currently dating Adriana Lima, the third best Victoria’s Secret model of al time. I don’t pretend to understand 2016 anymore. 

E! News has learned that Adriana Lima and Ryan Seacrest are dating and have most recently been spotted on a romantic dinner date in New York City. The two connected during their time in Rio for the 2016 Summer Olympics, and the rest, as they say, is history! 

Like, this alone makes me want to kneel during the national anthem and I don’t even know why. It just seems like a gross injustice. Seacrest also dating this before. Exactly how rich is this dude? Every time I see something about Seacrest, I always think Neil Patrick Harris leaving his husband is somehow going to be involved. I can’t be the only one to see this.


UPDATE: Now ET tells me Adriana Lima is actually dating Julian Edelman. Somebody needs to figure this shit out and let me know what the hell is going on here. I’m…

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Elle Fanning Does That Barre ThingBy toddSeptember 14, 2016

I really didn’t understand Neon Demon, because I thought Bella Heathcote should’ve been the lead for the story to make more sense, and it was kinda just Starry Eyes with a better director and worst script. Now that I’ve gotten being an insufferable snob out of the way first thing this morning, here’s Neon Demon‘s Elle Fanning leaving a ballet barre class. If you’re not familiar with ballet barre, it is a sacred temple for basics where white girls who can’t find their best selfie light in a regular gym. Also, we can all appreciate Elle’s thick legs. That’s one good thing about girls from Georgia. 

I really didn’t understand Neon Demon, because I thought Bella Heathcote should’ve been the lead for the story to make more sense, and it was kinda just Starry Eyes with…

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‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Has A TrailerBy toddSeptember 13, 2016
‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Has A Trailer


The housewife porn industry got special boost today. The trailer for Fifty Shades Darker dropped. It starts with literal fireworks (symbolism!), then tells you to “forget the past”. I think they mean Fifty Shades of Grey‘s 25% Rotten Tomatoes score. Or they could mean something else! You never know! So if you like movies about rich people having sex written by a woman who writes like she’s never had sex before, be sure to get your ticket this Valentine’s Day. 


The housewife porn industry got special boost today. The trailer for Fifty Shades Darker dropped. It starts with literal fireworks (symbolism!), then tells you to “forget the past”. I think…
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Franco Got Fake Emma Watson InkBy toddOctober 29, 2015
 

I ❤️ Hermoine. Ink by @indiangiver

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This was apparently created by @indiangiver, and basically that means he gives you ink then takes it back. Or it just wipes off. It’s fake. That’s all I know. So if you’re James Franco or if you just have some free time, getting Emma Watson on your neck is something you could do. I would do it, but I’d want Emma Watson on my mouth and a needle in the lip just for symbolism doesn’t seem like a chill vibe to me.


#tbt


  I ❤️ Hermoine. Ink by @indiangiver A photo posted by James Franco (@jamesfrancotv) on Oct 28, 2015 at 6:29pm PDT This was apparently created by @indiangiver, and basically that…

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Jenny McCarthy Is Probably SingleBy toddOctober 29, 2015
Jenny McCarthy Is Probably Single


Let’s forget for a second that the pics in the gallery at the bottom there of Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg at a Halloween festival were taken two days ago, and let’s also forget that OK! is the source for this thing. Hear them out. I even used this banner picture for you. How many people would do that for you? All I’m saying is just read it. Why you gotta be like this? It doesn’t have to be this way.

“He’s had it with her refusal to act like a mature, responsible adult,” says the source. “He always tells her to grow up.” But that isn’t Donnie’s only issue with Jenny. Her 13-year-old son Evan has also been a major source of conflict in the relationship. Naturally, Jenny is very protective of him after he was diagnosed with autism as a toddler, something which she has spoken out about frequently. According to the source, Jenny will say or do anything to make her son happy, but Donnie is also concerned for his well-being and believes more discipline is necessary. “She never says no to him,” the source tells Ok!. “Then, when Donnie tries to be a good stepdad and lay down some ground rules, she ignores him or undermines him.”…Things reportedly got really tough recently during a fight about Evan, when “Donnie realized there is no talking sense into Jenny, so he just turned around and walked out,” said the source. “The truth is, he’s just mentally and emotionally exhausted..”

If you kids would get off my lawn and go look up a clip of Jenny McCarthy when she used to co-host Singled Out with Chris Hardwick (here’s one), you realize she still pretty much acts the same and that was in 1995 when she was kinda expected to act like that. Once you make a bunch of kids die from measles, you probably should act more serious. I would. I’d probably even get a cool mask and chest plate with buttons on it that do different stuff.  As far as Wahlberg not being able to deal with her kid, the dude’s from Boston. He’s probably doesn’t understand why doctors have tried to beat the autism out of him yet. This also applies to southern grandmothers. That being said, while this story seems pretty plausible, Jenny McCarthy’s boobs still look like that and she likes taking them out. Not much Wahlberg can do really.


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‘Neighbors 2’ Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 29, 2015

Khloe Kardashian got a People cover out of Lamar Odom  [ The Superficial ]

Zaina Dridi might not shave  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Derek Jeter stays winning  [ Dlisted ]

Madonna sexually assaulted Katy Perry  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Ariel Winter is a legal issue  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

AnnaLynne McCord is still alive and wears this  (NSFW site)  [ The Nip Slip ]

Rachel Bilson has mom bod  [ Popoholic ]

All these pictures of Bree Conden in a bikini  [ Celebslam ]

Halle Berry divorced Olivier Martinez because he gets in fights too much  [ The Blemish ]

The screencaps of Supergirl are here, nerds  [ Egotastic ]

Stephanie Sigman at Spectre  [ Moe Jackson ]

Ash vs. Evil Dead got a second season  [Crave ]

Kendall Jenner had an acne struggle once  [ Cele|bitchy ]

 

Khloe Kardashian got a People cover out of Lamar Odom  [ The Superficial ] Zaina Dridi might not shave  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ] Derek Jeter stays winning …

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