Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Your New Lex LuthorBy toddDecember 20, 2013
Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Your New Lex Luthor

 

With Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck already cast as Superman and Batman, WB thought it might be a good idea to hire somebody who could act to play one the greatest villains in comic book history in Batman vs. Superman.  Enter Joaquin Phoenix as Lex Luthor. This is much better than my Bryan Cranston fantasy. Variety reports:

Sources tell Variety that the studio wants the Oscar-nominated actor for a role in the upcoming untitled Batman-Superman pic. However, it’s very early in the process and even if Warners offers Phoenix a role, it’s not clear he would accept as the actor has steered clear of big-budget pics in the past few years, leaning towards movies with a more prestige feel. Phoenix is also weighing an offer on the Gus Van Sant pic “Sea of Trees” and is believed to still be considering that offer as well. WB and the actor’s reps had no comment. Though sources couldn’t confirm what the role is, it’s believed to be for the main antagonist, which is likely to be Lex Luthor. Names like Jason Momoa and Callan Mulvey have been linked to the film but even if those actors are cast, sources are saying that they wouldn’t play the main villain, and that Warners has always wanted someone who would be a slam dunk in the role.

So, okay, I'm fully on board with this because even though his brother looked like an angel sent from heaven who also might have herpes and he looks like a candidate for Operation Smile, Joaquin Phoenix is the better actor. There. I said it. Just watch The Master then imagine that guy as Lex Luthor. He'd have to put Sriracha on the script because chewing up all those scenes would start to taste bland after a while.

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Good Morning, DoucheBy toddDecember 20, 2013

Look, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so if you want to complain about Justin Bieber looking like a lesbian in a pimp costume for Halloween being the first post of the day, feel free. Just know that after I curb stomp him, I'm coming after you next. Wow. I'm sorry, That was rude. I just had my first cup of coffee, so I apologize. How's your day going? Really? That's great. Haha your sister really said that? She's so funny. What's your travel plans for next week? Cool cool.

Look, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so if you want to complain about Justin Bieber looking like a lesbian in a pimp costume for Halloween being…

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Lindsay Lohan Got $50K To Host A Halloween Party, Showed Up Two Hours LateBy toddNovember 04, 2013
Lindsay Lohan Got $50K To Host A Halloween Party, Showed Up Two Hours Late

 

Lindsay Lohan told Oprah that she's completely changed and focused on her making people rethink their perceptions of her, so a good way to do that is to get paid $50,000 to host a Halloween party then show up two hours late and blow off all your contractual obligations so you can head straight to the bar. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan was paid north of $50,000 to host a Halloween party at a casino last night, sources tell TMZ — but she was so late … the casino wants a chunk of its money back. Sources familiar with the situation tell us, Lindsay was paid to show up to Foxwoods casino in Connecticut at 10pm, but she didn't arrive until 11:43pm. When she finally did show up, we're told she blew off the red carpet — where she was supposed to pose for photos and talk to fans — and walked straight into the party. We're told Foxwoods is now trying to renegotiate Lindsay's contract because the casino feels she screwed them over.

Wait, so people still pay Lindsay Lohan money up front? For real? Instead of hiring Lindsay Lohan, put the money in a bag then set it on fire. You'll get the same results without having to release a statement.
  Lindsay Lohan told Oprah that she's completely changed and focused on her making people rethink their perceptions of her, so a good way to do that is to get…

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Oh Hi, Jessica Lowndes On InstagramBy toddNovember 04, 2013
Oh Hi, Jessica Lowndes On Instagram

 

So I just realized Jessica Lowndes has an Instagram and GOOD GOD MAN. Does that shirt come with an Amish beard? Sorry, that's all I got. I need a moment.

 

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  So I just realized Jessica Lowndes has an Instagram and GOOD GOD MAN. Does that shirt come with an Amish beard? Sorry, that's all I got. I need a…

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Taylor Swift Will Take Selfies With You, LinksBy toddNovember 04, 2013

So, It Was Just Another Friday Night For Josh Brolin [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan Has the Provocative Selfie Down Pat, Huh? [Fishwrapper]

Jennifer Aniston's See Though Bra (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Much Better, Kelly Ripa [The Superficial]

It’s Nuts‘ 500th Issue this month [Hollywood Tuna]

Salma Hayek Busts Out Her Bodacious Super Curves [Popoholic]

Nicki Minaj understands Halloween (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Ewan McGregor went as Ewan McGregor [Lainey Gossip]

5 Best Dressed Moms at LACMA 2013 Art and Film Gala [Moe Jackson]

Ender’s Game beat out the weekend’s other unremarkable releases [Film Drunk]

The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week [Celebslam]

Britney Spears Releases ‘Perfume’ on Facebook [The Blemish]

Taylor Swift Learned a Lot From ‘The Giver’ [Evil Beet Gossip]

Images from X-Men: Days of Future Past Show Magneto at War [Crave Online]

‘The LEGO Movie’ has an awesome new trailer [Popbytes]

So, It Was Just Another Friday Night For Josh Brolin [Dlisted] Lindsay Lohan Has the Provocative Selfie Down Pat, Huh? [Fishwrapper] Jennifer Aniston's See Though Bra (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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