Tara Grace Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddMarch 05, 2014
Tara Grace Says Good Morning, Links

 

John Travolta is having a bad week [Dlisted]

Jaden Smith is still a pretentious asshole [Fishwrapper]

Paris Hilton is see through [Taxi Driver Movie]

Britney Spears is saggy [The Superficial]

Nina Agdal works it in Cosmo [Hollywood Tuna]

Keira Knightley's dress is confusing everyone [Popoholic]

Bar Refaeli's ass is disappointing [Drunken Stepfather]

Whitney Houston's family seems nice [TMZ]

Jessica Alba is angry [Celebitchy]

Joanna Krupa has a massive head [Moe Jackson]

Jared Leto's Oscar acceptance speech was cut from the Russian broadcast [Film Drunk]

Michelle Rodriguez wants a baby with Clara Delevigne [Celebslam]

Demi Lovato shaved half her head [The Blemish]

 

NOTE: Hey, there. Do you like delicious food that won't make you fat? And do you also like alcohol? Of course you do. So, why don't you go visit my friend Lindsay's site, Vodka & Biscuits. She's a kickass chef and an even more kickass person. She also kinda looks like a young Christina Ricci. So to recap, awesome recipes, vodka, and a young Christina Ricci. Sounds like three things a genie would hear.

 

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Danica Patrick Did A Music VideoBy toddOctober 07, 2013

 

Danica Patrick posed in Maxim and gets naked for Go Daddy commercials but complains about being considered just a sex symbol because women don't adhere to human logic and are irrational headcase who know exactly what they want as soon as they figure out what it is (subject to change). But we love them anyway because they smell better than us and some of them have boobs and all of them have vaginas. They're too busy fighting with each other to realize everything that has ever been accomplished by men is because we're just trying to get laid. As the great American philospher Gary Busey once said, "they have half the money and all the pussy", yet they still can't seem to get it together. God bless them. Stay strong, sisters. But enough of the social commentary, here's not-sex symbol, strictly professional NASCAR driver and don't you call her anything else, Danica Patrick in a half shirt and filtered lighting in Colt Ford's video for "Driving Around Song". I tried to watch this video, but it doesn't make any sense because she didn't crash halfway through.

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