Robert Pattinson Was Named The Sexiest Man AliveBy toddOctober 02, 2012



For the fourth year in a row, Glamour UK has named Robert Pattinson the sexiest man alive. Somebody should tell Rupert Sanders. You know, for the lulz. New York Post reports:

More than 40,000 people voted in this year’s survey. The “Twilight” heartthrob beat “Thor” star Tom Hiddleston and perennial favorite Johnny Depp, who were second and third respectively.

1) Robert Pattinson
2) Tom Hiddleston
3) Johnny Depp
4) Michael Fassbender
5) Benedict Cumberbatch
6) Robert Downey Jr.
7) Taylor Lautner
8) Paul Wesley
9) James McAvoy
10) Henry Cavill

I question any list about sexiness that includes the words “Benedict” and “Cumberbatch”, but that’s the least of your worries when Robert Pattinson is at the top. Because nothing says “sexiest man alive” than an insecure, pussy whipped cry baby who asks a chick to marry him after she told the world that she took loads in the mouth in between takes of her latest movie. Tony Romo even questions the accuracy of this list.

For the fourth year in a row, Glamour UK has named Robert Pattinson the sexiest man alive. Somebody should tell Rupert Sanders. You know, for the lulz. New York Post…

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Christina Aguilera Always Wanted To Be Fat, But People Wouldn’t Let HerBy toddOctober 01, 2012



From 1999 to 2008, Christina Aguilera was the hyper-sexualized with the great voice, and she didn’t pass up any up opportunity to get as close to naked as possible. Then she got pregnant and started eating for two. Then the baby came and she never stopped eating for two. Now if you call her fat you’re racist. And if you work with her, don’t worry about bringing the donuts. She’ll have some. Billboard reports:

During the promotion of my album Stripped [in 2002], I got tired of being a skinny, white girl. I am Ecuadorian but people felt so safe passing me off as a skinny, blue-eyed white girl.”...”The next time my label saw me, I was heavier, darker and full of piercings!” the five-time Grammy Award winner laughs. “Let me tell you, that wasn’t an easy pill for them to swallow. I had gained about 15 pounds during promotion and during my Stripped tour [with Justin Timberlake, 31]. They called this serious emergency meeting about how there was a lot of backlash about my weight. Basically, they told me I would effect a lot of people if I gained weight — the production, musical directors.”… “I told them during this Lotus recording, ‘You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it.’ They need a reminder sometimes that I don’t belong to them. It’s my body,” Aguilera tells the magazine. “My body can’t put anyone in jeopardy of not making money anymore—my body is just not on the table that way anymore.”

Women, please make up your minds. Do we want just everyone to be fat? Just tell us so we’ll know. If you see a skinny girl, we’re supposed to tell her to “eat a sandwich”. And if we see a fat girl who stole all the skinny girl’s sandwiches we’re not supposed to call her fat because she’s a real woman who is “embracing her curves”. I guess because nobody else is.

From 1999 to 2008, Christina Aguilera was the hyper-sexualized with the great voice, and she didn’t pass up any up opportunity to get as close to naked as possible. Then…

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Justin Bieber Puked On StageBy toddOctober 01, 2012



Justin Bieber was performing in Arizona Saturday night where he projectile vomited in the middle of the stage. In other news, Usher rented “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” Sunday morning. Not sure if these two are related.

Justin Bieber was performing in Arizona Saturday night where he projectile vomited in the middle of the stage. In other news, Usher rented “What To Expect When You’re Expecting” Sunday…

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Rihanna Looks Conservative and Sober for Once, LinksBy kathySeptember 28, 2012

Aubrey O’Day‘s breasts are still making videos [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde‘s dress distracts from her jawline [Popoholic]
Lucy Pinder is selling you lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
The living are not enough to satisfy Ke$ha‘s needs, so she had sex with a ghost [MyEx]
Jessica Gomes is see-through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Leann Rimes left “rehab,” looks different [Dlisted]
Kelly Brook in FHM France (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
7 former child actors who prove you don’t have the go the Lindsay route [Celebuzz]
Taylor Swift might elope with a guy who is still in high school [Celebitchy]
How time travel works in Hollywood [COED Magazine]
The news feed history of the world: August 2012 [College Humor]
40 photos that prove health and (more…)

Aubrey O’Day‘s breasts are still making videos [The Superficial] Olivia Wilde‘s dress distracts from her jawline [Popoholic] Lucy Pinder is selling you lingerie [Hollywood Tuna] The living are not enough…

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Johnny Lewis Was A ScientologistBy toddSeptember 28, 2012



Yesterday, we learned again that meth is bad when actor Johnny Lewis killed his landlord and her cat, beat two dudes with a board, then fell from a roof to his death. YOLO or something like that. He had some bad thetans apparently. Radar Online reports:

The troubled 28-year-old is listed on numerous websites, message boards and blogs as being a member of the controversial religion followed by the likes of Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley. Ironically one Scientology blogger, who says his daughter did much of her early religious training with Lewis, lists him in a category dedicated to the “Celebrities who use Scientology and Dianetics to help them live happy and successful lives” following a speech the troubled star gave crediting the religion.

So extreme Muslims fly planes into buildings and hate women, extreme Christians bomb abortion clinics and hate women, and extreme Scientologists are mostly just weirdos who like to file lawsuits and feed their sick kids niacin. But I think L. Ron Hubbard would be proud that Johnny Miller didn’t go see a psychiatrist. It’s obvious that someone who tortures a cat doesn’t have any psychological issues. None at all.

Yesterday, we learned again that meth is bad when actor Johnny Lewis killed his landlord and her cat, beat two dudes with a board, then fell from a roof to…

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Here’s A Picture Of Brooke Shields Smoking Weed With Bad BrainsBy toddSeptember 28, 2012



I have no idea who David Hill is, but he tweeted a picture of Brooke Shields smoking weed with H.R. from Bad Brains in the late 80’s or early 90’s. And to think, she’s still working and has never dismembered her landlord’s cat or fell off a roof to her death. Weird. Because isn’t marijuana a gateway drug? She must be immune to its effects.

I have no idea who David Hill is, but he tweeted a picture of Brooke Shields smoking weed with H.R. from Bad Brains in the late 80’s or early 90’s….

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Demi Moore Wasn’t Legally Married To Ashton KutcherBy toddSeptember 27, 2012



Ashton Kutcher spent part of his time with Demi Moore banging strippers in Vegas and now he’s all over town with Mila Kunis, but it’s been almost a year since they split and Demi Moore has yet to file for divorce. Man, that’s weird. I wonder why? Radar Online reports:

As we previously reported, sources close to the couple have speculated that their Kabbalah wedding was just a symbolic ceremony and not a legal marriage, and her actions now seem to back up those claims. After Ashton was caught cheating on Demi on their sixth wedding anniversary they separated, and in November 2011 she released a statement announcing the “end of their marriage” but she has never filed for divorce from him.

Is everything about Kabbalah symbolic? What is that red string bullshit about? I mean, if you’re gonna go through with a ceremony, not make it legit? Like at the end of Star Wars and everybody got a medal but Chewbacca. Did he get a symbolic medal? Seems pretty racist to me.

Ashton Kutcher spent part of his time with Demi Moore banging strippers in Vegas and now he’s all over town with Mila Kunis, but it’s been almost a year since…

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Emma Watson Is Still CuteBy toddSeptember 27, 2012



The Google search phrase that has brought the most people in the history of this site is “Emma Watson upskirt”, so unfortunately for me, Emma Watson didn’t show up to The Perks Of Being A Wallflower screening The May Fair hotel in London and didn’t have an upskirt. Thanks a lot , Emma. Why does everything have to be about you? Jesus you’re so selfish.

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Bar Refaeli Didn’t Get Married This WeekendBy toddAugust 22, 2011
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Instead, she was in Greece in a black bikini that Kim Kardaashian could only wear if sorcery was somehow involved or the inspection tag was stamped at Hogwarts.

 

Instead, she was in Greece in a black bikini that Kim Kardaashian could only wear if sorcery was somehow involved or the inspection tag was stamped at Hogwarts.  

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Megan Fox Is Not Kim KardashianBy jessAugust 21, 2011
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She’s also not a suicidal husband of anyone on a Bravo show, an artificially avant garde pop star, or on Jersey Shore. Seeing as I have football to watch, whiskey to shoot, and cupcakes to eat, those are reasons enough.

She’s also not a suicidal husband of anyone on a Bravo show, an artificially avant garde pop star, or on Jersey Shore. Seeing as I have football to watch, whiskey…

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