So she can get as much publicity for those "Miley Cyrus is a lesbian now" rumors, Miley Cyrus went to club in London called "The Box" (nice pick, PR staff) holding hands with Nicole Scherzinger, lead singer of the first ever transexual girl group. She also wore shorts that almost showed you her vagina. Okay. Good talk, you guys. I'm glad we can share moments like this.
I open the debate… The 2nd verse of New Slaves is the best rap verse of all time….meaning … OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF RAP MUSIC, PERIOD
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) July 20, 2013
To keep the conversation away from his investigation for felony assault against a photographer, Kanye West posted on Twitter this weekend that the 2nd verse of "New Slaves" is the best rap verse of all time (by opening "a debate" then following that up with "PERIOD"). A verse that includes "Bobby Boucher" and the word "Hampton" four times. Sure, Kanye. Nas and Mos Def could stop and ask for directions and it would be better than any verse on Yeezus.
In case you haven't already heard, Warner Bros.' rentboy Zack Snyder announced at Comic-Con this weekend that the studio is rebooting their post-Nolan Batman franchise by having Batman (my choice: Viggo Mortensen) in the next Man Of Steel movie. They won't be friends. Entertainment Weekly reports:
At the conclusion of the Warner Bros/Legendary panel at Comic-Con, Man of Steel director Zack Snyder walked onstage. He thanked everyone for supporting Man of Steel and announced, rather nonchalantly: “It’s official: We’re making another Superman movie.” He insisted that he couldn’t say anything about the film, but explained that he had “pored through the DC Universe to look for a way to tell this thing.” He said there was a single element of the film he could share.
At that point, he called Harry Lennix — who you’ll recall basically played the Nick Fury character in Man of Steel — for a charismatic dramatic reading. (How charismatic? Lennix was wearing an ascot.) He read a key line from Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns:
I want you to remember, Clark. In all the years to come. In all your most private moments. I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you.
Whoa, slow down here. Two, single, white in their 30s with absentee parents and who don't identify with society? Is this movie about supheroes or serial killers?
Petra Muratroyds Nips Appear Through Her Bra (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Oh, Yeah, Rihanna Definitely Shaves [The Superficial]
Irina Shayk Candid Bikini Pictures? Yes Please! [Popoholic]
Adriana Lima Belongs In Lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]
Helen Mirren Would’ve Taught Her Daughter To Curse Dudes Out [Dlisted]
Nicki Minaj twerking in a pool (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Benedict Cumberbatch is a Matt Damon fanboy [Lainey Gossip]
Robert Pattinson’s in Toronto, spending a lot of time with co-star Sarah Gadon [Celebitchy]
Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz & Leslie Mann Film A Bikini Scene in the Bahamas [Moe Jackson]
Ryan Reynolds had a terrible weekend [Film Drunk]
Jamie Lynn Sigler is hungry [Celebslam]
Those Nerdy Girls Of Comic Con 2013 [COED Magazine]
The Extended ‘Kick-Ass 2′ Red Band Trailer Is Here [The Blemish]
Kelly Rowland Got Stranded In The Ocean [Evil Beet Gossip]
Comic-Con 2013: Fans Get First Footage From Captain America: The Winter Soldier [Crave Online]
The X-Files: A third movie could be on its way [Popbytes]
Kirk Cameron Is A Drama Queen [Fishwrapper]
Nice Middle Name 0NSFW) [MyEx]
Here's Vanessa Hudgens and her ridiculously hot body on a yacht in Italy, but I feel like I should point out that Eli Roth and Terry Gilliam are also on the yacht. So if she's in a crappy torture porn or rumored to be playing a time traveller in a dystopian future who flies a magical airplane in a film that can't secure financial backing, you'll know what happened.
While the world sits on pins and needles for two cousins who don't work to have their baby, here's Miranda Kerr at a photoshoot at the Samantha Thavasa Ladies Tournament looking ridiculously hot as usual. Honestly, I don't think its possible for her to be not hot. I'd even have sex with zombie Miranda Kerr.