His Telephone Is FoundBy toddNovember 04, 2010


For some reason, this song has been in my head all day. Tag! You’re it!

Kim Kardashian released a new single…or has she?! [Celebuzz]
Miley Cyrus seems to be coping well. [The Superficial]
Jordana Brewster in a bikini [Popoholic]
Kelly Brook upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
Remember when Gavin Rossdale said he banged a dude? Yeah. [Celebslam]
The 12 types of girls who live on your floor [COED Magazine]
Gemma Ward nipple slip party! [Cityrag]
Scarlett Johansson to play sex addict alien [The Blemish]
Leo DiCaprio is banging Blake Lively [Allie Is Wired]
Ariana Grande really likes pumpkins [Egotastic!]
Charlotte Atkinson is an upgrade over your girlfriend [FHM]
David Beckham wants to be an American citizen [Cele|bitchy]
Candice Swanepoel (more…)

For some reason, this song has been in my head all day. Tag! You’re it! Kim Kardashian released a new single…or has she?! [Celebuzz] Miley Cyrus seems to be coping…

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Demi Lovato Punched This Chick, Hates Snitches, Is CrazyBy toddNovember 04, 2010

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Two days ago, Mickey Mouse zipped up his pants and threw $200 on the nightstand when it was revealed that Disney teen star Demi Lovato checked into rehab for “emotional and physical issues”. As reported, Demi is a cutter, so that explains the physical issues. But what about the “emotional issues”? HOLY SHIT! People reports:

According to sources, the trouble started when Lovato decided to stay out late one night and party with her back-up dancers. When word got back to her tour managers, they decided to take Demi aside and speak to her about her social habits. “Demi reacted badly and perceived that someone on tour had told on her,” says the magazine’s insider. The next day, Lovato confronted the dancer whom she guessed to be the snitch, and there was “a short, physical altercation” — although the fighting was “one-sided.” Apparently, whatever violence Demi inflicted on her friend caused her to wake up and realize she had a problem.

Who was the alleged snitch in Demi’s paranoid mind? Alex Welch. The Alex Welch who is now going to sue her ass. TMZ reports:

Demi Lovato’s decision to seek treatment came after she punched a dancer who appeared on “America’s Best Dance Crew” … TMZ has learned. Sources tell TMZ … Alex Welch was on the receiving end of Demi’s blow. Welch is a backup dancer on the Jonas Brothers Live in Concert Tour. She was also a member of Beat Freaks, which got the runner-up title on season 3 of “America’s Best Dance Crew.” We’re told Welch — who had a pretty nasty shiner from the incident — has been talking to lawyers and is considering legal action. Sources close to Demi say she feels “awful” about her behavior and took personal responsibility for it by leaving the tour and seeking help.

Earlier reports said that Demi was jealous of my beloved Ashley Greene because she is now dating her ex-boyfriend. But here’s the thing, he was never her boyfriend. Joe Jonas was fulfilling a contract with Disney. Showbiz Spy reports:

Sources say the Jonas Brothers rocker was approached by Disney publicists about the possibility of having him and Demi “date” in order to bring in ratings for Camp Rock 2. “Demi had no idea that Joe was just using her,” said one insider, “and when she found out that the whole relationship was “just for show she had a mental breakdown over everything. “She felt everything was a big lie. When Joe and his father told her the truth, she couldn’t deal with anything anymore. “She totally lost it, and nothing was ever the same after that. She didn’t know who to trust or what was real anymore. In all honesty, she loved Joe, and to find out it was all fake, destroyed her.

I was going to write something here, but then I realized I quoted three sources for a post about Demi Lovato. She hasn’t even had her period this long. If she could hurry up and get on Teen Mom that would be great.

Two days ago, Mickey Mouse zipped up his pants and threw $200 on the nightstand when it was revealed that Disney teen star Demi Lovato checked into rehab for “emotional…

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Lil Wayne Is FreeBy toddNovember 04, 2010

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Since New York City is under Nazi regime and only the elite can afford a pack of cigarettes, no citizen is allowed to carry a handgun. So in 2007 when a .40 handgun belonging to his manager was found in a bag a few feet away from Lil Wayne, instead of a misdemeanor, he was sentenced to a year in jail for criminal gun possession. Zero tolerance laws are great! MTV reports:
Lil Wayne was released from the Rikers Island prison facility after serving eight months of a year-long sentence for attempted gun possession. Though a guard told MTV News early Thursday morning that he had to wait another day due to “miscalculated” time, at 8:35 a.m. a spokesperson at Rikers confirmed that Wayne had been discharged….Young Money President Mack Maine stopped by the MTV News offices Wednesday and revealed that Weezy would celebrate his homecoming with a party Sunday at a Miami strip club. According to Maine, Wayne’s musical family plans to “just treat him like a king, like the royalty that he is and make him feel like we really missed him and welcome him back to the family, basically.”

Much like Asian people with a driver’s license and white people with pamphlets, black people with guns scare me. But a fucking year in jail for standing next to a bag that happened to have a gun in it? I don’t know, that seems a little excessive. Lindsay Lohan could be found with handgun in a baby’s mouth next to a bag with yellow cake uranium and still make her two o’clock pedicure.

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Sophia Bush Is Katy PerryBy toddNovember 04, 2010

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In my race to post as few Halloween pictures as possible, I manged to miss this picture of Sophia Bush and some dude dressed up like Katy Perry and Russell Brand. Sophia posted this on her official Twitter in between talking about stalkers and gay rights. So in conclusion, if you want me to get behind your message, wearing a tight dress with your tits pushed up is a good way to start a dialogue. With that dialogue being mostly about anal.

In my race to post as few Halloween pictures as possible, I manged to miss this picture of Sophia Bush and some dude dressed up like Katy Perry and Russell…

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