Keith Olbermann Is WhinyBy toddNovember 08, 2010

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On Friday, MSNBC host Keith Olbermann was suspended “indefinitely” for violating NBC’s clearly stated ethics policy after it was discovered he made three donations to Democratic candidates in the 2010. Did he take this lying down? Possibly. I guess you should ask his therapist. Popeater reports:

“Keith is furious about the way this has all been handled and insisted that MSNBC bosses apologize to him before he would agree to return,” a network insider tells me. “Keith sees himself as the star of MSNBC, the person who put them on the map and discovered fellow network anchors Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O’Donnell. To be treated like this by the network he helped shape, he considers disgusting.”…”In addition to an apology, Keith is demanding that the rules be changed,” an executive tells me. “Keith thinks it’s unfair that FOX News anchors can make contributions and support candidates and he can’t. It’s his money that he has earned, he should be allowed to do whatever he wants with it. What sort of country do we live in where an actor can trash a hotel room with an escort and drugs and Keith can’t donate money to people running for office he believes in? It makes no sense. If they think they can slap Keith’s wrist and have him to return a few days later like nothing happened they are wrong. They picked the wrong guy.”…”Keith clearly won this battle. Not only has he got the bosses to say sorry but he’s also got the company to review its ethic rules,” a friend of Keith’s tells me. “You watch — his rating on Tuesday when he returns will be bigger than ever, giving him even more power at MSNBC.”

Yikes, somebody’s vagina is a little sandy for getting a four day weekend. Ok, look, here’s the thing. Rachel Maddow once said that FOX News has a political agenda but MSNBC was an unbiased “news station”, yet now her daddy wants the rules changed to be more like FOX? Man, that seems a little, I don’t know, hypocritical? Both stations have a clear political agenda, and it’s a bit ridiculous to hold up some journalistic standards ideal when you have Bill O’Reilly and Rachel Maddow on the air. Conservatives want to tell you how you should live while sending their pregnant teen daughter out of town to have her baby and give it up for adoption, and liberals want to tell you how you should think about the poor black kid’s education and healthcare while they drop their kid off at his private parochial academy for morning yoga with a tofu bagged lunch. Long story short, fuck everyone. MAYANS FOR 2012!

On Friday, MSNBC host Keith Olbermann was suspended “indefinitely” for violating NBC’s clearly stated ethics policy after it was discovered he made three donations to Democratic candidates in the 2010….
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Christina Aguilera And Benji Madden Might Be Doing ItBy jessNovember 07, 2010
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Coincidentally, the same week Good Charlotte dropped a new album and about three weeks before Burlesque‘s opening night, Christina Aguilera and Benji Madden were spotted on a double date with Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. X17 reports:

Christina Aguilera and rumored boyfriend Benji Madden made it a double date last night with Benji’s bro Joel and fiancee Nicole Richie at the Soho House.

Sources said that Xtina, who’s gotten really close to Nicole Richie, is rebounding from her divorce with Benji Madden, and now we’ve got the proof! Course, it seemed like Benji wanted to keep it on the down low, he hid in the backseat next to Christina (while Nicole was the one hiding in the front.)

Also convenient is the timing of this outing in relation to rampant rumors that Christina’s been getting dirrty with Samantha Ronson, but I actually see this working. They can trade tips on eyeliner and how to really work the crowd when they perform together at the county fair. And, you know, cunnilingus.

A semi-convincing tranny Christina Aguilera impersonator:

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Miley Cyrus Is Single, DrunkBy jessNovember 06, 2010
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I’m clutching my pearls. A 17-year-old drinking?!

According to The Daily Mail, Spanish law enforcement can’t tame Miley Cyrus’s penchant for cheap beer:

Wearing a cream lace shirt, tight black leather trousers and an Indian bindi, the Disney star was surrounded by male admirers as she was spotted downing a bottle of Corona beer.

While that would be illegal in the U.S. it is turned a blind eye to in Spain where the legal age for drinking is 18.

The 17-year-old is dealing with her fair share of stress right now in terms of her personal life.

Miley has apparently broken up with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, 20, again, since reuniting with him back in September.

Not only that, but she is also dealing with her parents Billy Ray and Tish going through a very public split, with allegations that Tish had an affair with Bret Michaels.

I can’t blame Miley for wanting to toss a few back. When you take away her fame and fortune, her life does suck. Between her own break up, her parents’ divorce via a Hair Club for Men homewrecker, and her poor orthodontics, the only thing missing is a dog getting run over by a pick up truck to make her life into a country song.

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Demi Lovato Can’t Get Health InsuranceBy jessNovember 06, 2010
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Beating up a backup dancer and throwing up until you’re pretty apparently aren’t Mickey Mouse’s fault. E! Online reports:

“I don’t think Demi or others are suffering too much from Disney’s pressure,” says our source. “You have to remember, this is just where most young stars happen to be right now.

“It used to be network TV, with shows like Saved by the Bell, now it just happens to be at Disney because that’s just where the talent happens to be, and more people notice it. It’s not because of Disney.”

Our source insists—not sure if that’s good or bad news—that outside pressures didn’t get to her.

“Look, this is a beautiful 18-year-old woman, incredibly talented, touring with enough breaks when needed. This is not about pressure or Disney, this is about a pre-existing condition, nothing more.”

You’ll never guess what her pre-existing condition could be! Us Weekly says:

Now 18, Demi spoke with the New York Daily News in 2009 about her relationship with her dad, noting “we still are” estranged. “The last time I talked to him was two years ago,” she said. “You try to have faith in somebody, even when you’re the last person that believes in him. But when somebody lets you down after you’ve been the only one there for them, and so many times, you don’t know what else to do.”

I didn’t know daddy issues could get me rejected from an HMO, but whatever. After taking a long look at her chin, I thought her pre-existing condition would be something like not eating enough spinach to get to her maximum strength.

To make up for my tardiness, here’s Joe Jonas’ new beard in the airport. Todd, the last one is for you.

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MILF THREAT: ElevatedBy toddNovember 05, 2010

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When you look at these pictures of Sofia Vergara leaving Ago Restaurant in West Hollywood, CA, it’s hard to imagine that she has an 18-year old son, survived thyroid cancer, and studied pre-dentistry in Colombia. It just goes to show that you can overcome obstacles in your to let the world share what God intended. Because when your body looks like it has haters on Mt. Olympus, you should wear tight dresses as much as possible.

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Nick Lachey Is Engaged To ThisBy toddNovember 05, 2010

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In 2006, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson divorced. A few months later, he began dating Vanessa Minnillo. Last week, the pair ran into Jessica Simpson at Red-O, and Simpson became unhinged, got drunk, and made a complete ass of herself. And that was over just seeing them walk into a restaurant. Yeah, so…this can’t be good news.
Us Magazine
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“We’re excited and incredibly happy about our engagement and we look forward to a wonderful future together,” the couple tells Us in a statement. “They’re so happy, doing great,” a source adds. “Thrilled about it.” The True Beauty host recently told Parade their relationship has lasted all this time because they openly communicate. “You have to talk through everything,” she said. “We talk daily about things that upset us. It’s about having a sounding board because if you hold in all your thoughts, dreams, anger and anxiety than you’re only hurting yourself.”

As you might have guessed, in the most figurative and literal sense of the word, Jessica Simpson wants to have her cake and eat it, too. Popeater reports:

“Even though Jessica wants to be happy for Nick, this is a very difficult time for her,” a friend of Simpson’s tells me. “Nick was the love of her life then, man, and he was her first, so she will always have a very special place in her heart for him. She’s deeply saddened.” A Simpson insider tells me Jessica has yet to contact Nick to say congrats, and that it’s possible it may stay that way for a while, for fear she may not come off as sincere. “If you can’t say something nice, it’s better to say nothing at all.”

This has to be depressing news for Jessica. But if there is any kind of silver lining to this, it’s that Moon Pie futures may be on the rise. I don’t know much about the stock market, but I have a pretty good feeling about this.

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Hope She’s SpayedBy jessNovember 04, 2010

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Paris Hilton went to Petco with a chihuahua that fit snugly in her hand, but loosely in her vagina. You know, like most other things.

Paris Hilton went to Petco with a chihuahua that fit snugly in her hand, but loosely in her vagina. You know, like most other things.

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His Telephone Is FoundBy toddNovember 04, 2010


For some reason, this song has been in my head all day. Tag! You’re it!

Kim Kardashian released a new single…or has she?! [Celebuzz]
Miley Cyrus seems to be coping well. [The Superficial]
Jordana Brewster in a bikini [Popoholic]
Kelly Brook upskirt [TaxiDriver Movie]
Remember when Gavin Rossdale said he banged a dude? Yeah. [Celebslam]
The 12 types of girls who live on your floor [COED Magazine]
Gemma Ward nipple slip party! [Cityrag]
Scarlett Johansson to play sex addict alien [The Blemish]
Leo DiCaprio is banging Blake Lively [Allie Is Wired]
Ariana Grande really likes pumpkins [Egotastic!]
Charlotte Atkinson is an upgrade over your girlfriend [FHM]
David Beckham wants to be an American citizen [Cele|bitchy]
Candice Swanepoel (more…)

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Demi Lovato Punched This Chick, Hates Snitches, Is CrazyBy toddNovember 04, 2010

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Two days ago, Mickey Mouse zipped up his pants and threw $200 on the nightstand when it was revealed that Disney teen star Demi Lovato checked into rehab for “emotional and physical issues”. As reported, Demi is a cutter, so that explains the physical issues. But what about the “emotional issues”? HOLY SHIT! People reports:

According to sources, the trouble started when Lovato decided to stay out late one night and party with her back-up dancers. When word got back to her tour managers, they decided to take Demi aside and speak to her about her social habits. “Demi reacted badly and perceived that someone on tour had told on her,” says the magazine’s insider. The next day, Lovato confronted the dancer whom she guessed to be the snitch, and there was “a short, physical altercation” — although the fighting was “one-sided.” Apparently, whatever violence Demi inflicted on her friend caused her to wake up and realize she had a problem.

Who was the alleged snitch in Demi’s paranoid mind? Alex Welch. The Alex Welch who is now going to sue her ass. TMZ reports:

Demi Lovato’s decision to seek treatment came after she punched a dancer who appeared on “America’s Best Dance Crew” … TMZ has learned. Sources tell TMZ … Alex Welch was on the receiving end of Demi’s blow. Welch is a backup dancer on the Jonas Brothers Live in Concert Tour. She was also a member of Beat Freaks, which got the runner-up title on season 3 of “America’s Best Dance Crew.” We’re told Welch — who had a pretty nasty shiner from the incident — has been talking to lawyers and is considering legal action. Sources close to Demi say she feels “awful” about her behavior and took personal responsibility for it by leaving the tour and seeking help.

Earlier reports said that Demi was jealous of my beloved Ashley Greene because she is now dating her ex-boyfriend. But here’s the thing, he was never her boyfriend. Joe Jonas was fulfilling a contract with Disney. Showbiz Spy reports:

Sources say the Jonas Brothers rocker was approached by Disney publicists about the possibility of having him and Demi “date” in order to bring in ratings for Camp Rock 2. “Demi had no idea that Joe was just using her,” said one insider, “and when she found out that the whole relationship was “just for show she had a mental breakdown over everything. “She felt everything was a big lie. When Joe and his father told her the truth, she couldn’t deal with anything anymore. “She totally lost it, and nothing was ever the same after that. She didn’t know who to trust or what was real anymore. In all honesty, she loved Joe, and to find out it was all fake, destroyed her.

I was going to write something here, but then I realized I quoted three sources for a post about Demi Lovato. She hasn’t even had her period this long. If she could hurry up and get on Teen Mom that would be great.

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Lil Wayne Is FreeBy toddNovember 04, 2010

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Since New York City is under Nazi regime and only the elite can afford a pack of cigarettes, no citizen is allowed to carry a handgun. So in 2007 when a .40 handgun belonging to his manager was found in a bag a few feet away from Lil Wayne, instead of a misdemeanor, he was sentenced to a year in jail for criminal gun possession. Zero tolerance laws are great! MTV reports:
Lil Wayne was released from the Rikers Island prison facility after serving eight months of a year-long sentence for attempted gun possession. Though a guard told MTV News early Thursday morning that he had to wait another day due to “miscalculated” time, at 8:35 a.m. a spokesperson at Rikers confirmed that Wayne had been discharged….Young Money President Mack Maine stopped by the MTV News offices Wednesday and revealed that Weezy would celebrate his homecoming with a party Sunday at a Miami strip club. According to Maine, Wayne’s musical family plans to “just treat him like a king, like the royalty that he is and make him feel like we really missed him and welcome him back to the family, basically.”

Much like Asian people with a driver’s license and white people with pamphlets, black people with guns scare me. But a fucking year in jail for standing next to a bag that happened to have a gun in it? I don’t know, that seems a little excessive. Lindsay Lohan could be found with handgun in a baby’s mouth next to a bag with yellow cake uranium and still make her two o’clock pedicure.

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