George Zimmerman Gave His Virginia Shootings Hot TakeBy toddAugust 27, 2015
George Zimmerman Gave His Virginia Shootings Hot Take



Much like your Facebook friends who tell you that the Confederate flag had nothing to do with slavery or that the systematic slaughter of black men by militarized police has nothing to do with race and that we should all be colorblind while attaching an out of context Martin Luther King, Jr. quote, George Zimmerman (along with those same Facebook friends) also claimed that when he stalked and killed Trayvon Martin that it wasn’t about race. Also, when George Zimmerman painted Confederate flags to support a “Muslim-free” gun shop, he wasn’t being racist, he was being a patriot. So, I’m kinda confused now, because you know what is about race? OMG A BLACK GAY KILLED TWO STRAIGHT WHITE PEOPLE


As you might have already read, it’s pretty hard to tell if your Conservative friends are more upset that two white people got killed or more happy that a black, gay guy did it. Vester Flanagan II doesn’t get the “lone wolf with a history of mental illness”, because well, black and gay. He isn’t allowed to drink out of that water fountain. That being said, George Zimmerman went on Twitter last night to give his opinion on the Virginia shootings that left WDBJ-TV reporter Alison Parker and photographer Adam Ward dead. Please keep in mind, George Zimmerman is NOT RACIST.


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Hilary Duff Wore These PantsBy toddAugust 27, 2015

While I was busy with Christian hypocrisy and America’s #1 fetish yesterday, Hilary Duff walked around West Hollywood in these pants. Sorry I missed them. If you look close, her thighs and butt are usually reserved for black girls, any cocktail waitress in Miami, and white girls from the South. Hilary Duff is from Texas, so mystery solved. She’s also reportedly dating her personal trainer. So I guess if you need a Hilary Duff expert for your next trivia night. I’m your man. I’m also pretty good at 90s hip hop and art from the neo-impressionism movement.

While I was busy with Christian hypocrisy and America’s #1 fetish yesterday, Hilary Duff walked around West Hollywood in these pants. Sorry I missed them. If you look close, her…

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Derrick Rose Might Have Drugged, Gang Raped His GirlfriendBy toddAugust 27, 2015
Derrick Rose Might Have Drugged, Gang Raped His Girlfriend


“Yo, these kicks come with an ankle, fam?'”


NBA 2K16 Chicago Bulls’ player and sometimes real Chicago Bulls’ player, Derrick Rose, is being sued by his ex-girlfriend who claims Rose and his friends drugged her then broke into her apartment and gang raped her. Not very romantic.

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“Yo, these kicks come with an ankle, fam?’” NBA 2K16 Chicago Bulls’ player and sometimes real Chicago Bulls’ player, Derrick Rose, is being sued by his ex-girlfriend who claims Rose…
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