Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 YearsBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 Years


Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday. 

Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before dying of cardiac arrest on Sept. 11, PEOPLE confirms.  According to her death certificate, the 47-year-old actress and activist had a bacterial infection of the heart for three weeks and had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart, three years prior. The underlying cause of death was confirmed as HIV.

29 years is long time to have any disease, and if my math is right, she had it 4 years longer than Magic Johnson. And Magic Johnson is still walking around in suits at red carpet events. It’s good to know that in our society at least HIV isn’t racist. 

Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday.  Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before…

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Taylor Swift Hates Kanye AgainBy toddSeptember 01, 2015

If you want to know how Taylor Swift‘s Avengers-like PR team works, let’s flash back to Sunday night:


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If you want to know how Taylor Swift‘s Avengers-like PR team works, let’s flash back to Sunday night:

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Is The Title Of The New Star Wars MovieBy toddNovember 06, 2014
‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Is The Title Of The New Star Wars Movie

 

About two hours ago, Disney officially confirmed principle photography for JJ Abrams’ new Star Wars flick had been completed, and in the same tweet, the revealed the title. Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Probably at 5am because that’s when Harrison Ford meets his friends at Hardees for coffee. lol bc he’s old.

  About two hours ago, Disney officially confirmed principle photography for JJ Abrams’ new Star Wars flick had been completed, and in the same tweet, the revealed the title. Star…

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Keira Knightley Went Topless For InterviewBy toddNovember 06, 2014

Hey, remember about four years ago when I was completely obsessed with Keira Knightley and I’d post about her like everyday? You do? Cool. You don’t? Cool. Anyway, she posed topless for Interview with one caveat: they didn’t retouch or make her boobs bigger than they are.  (via Daily Mail)

‘I’ve had my body manipulated so many different times for so many different reasons, whether it’s paparazzi photographers or for film posters.’…’That [shoot] was one of the ones where I said: “OK, I’m fine doing the topless shot so long as you don’t make them any bigger or retouch.” Because it does feel important to say it really doesn’t matter what shape you are.‘ 

Yeah, so there’s not really much you can say to that. Tits or not, Keira Knightley is sexy fuck and doesn’t really care if you think so or not. (Hint: that makes her more sexy). You can see the NSFW pic here, and if you think her boobs look uneven, congrats! You’ve just seen your first pair! Somebody needs to get you “I Just Saw My First Real Boobs” sticker and maybe a lollipop. So proud of you! So proud.

 

 

 

 
Hey, remember about four years ago when I was completely obsessed with Keira Knightley and I’d post about her like everyday? You do? Cool. You don’t? Cool. Anyway, she posed…

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Jessica Biel’s Growing Fetus Has Been ConfirmedBy toddNovember 05, 2014

Note: Yes, these pictures are of Zooey Deschanel, but they were labeled “Jessica Biel” on WENN. Much like Justin Timberlake, it’s too late to pull out now. We just have to all make the best of it.

 

Hey, remember when we all speculated like Jessica Biel was pregnant? Turns out she really is pregnant! Oh, man! What exciting news this is that people we don’t know are having a baby we will also never know! Fantastic!

Biel’s having a baby! Jessica Biel is pregnant and expecting her first child with Justin Timberlake, multiple sources reveal in the new issue of Us Weekly. “Right now they are just enjoying the news for themselves,” one pal tells Us of the Blunderer actress, 32, and Timberlake, 33, who dated on and off for five years before getting engaged in January 2012. “They just want a happy baby.”

I am so glad that Obama’s radical, Kenyan, Illuminati alien, lizard socialist policies are over, because as soon as Republicans took control of Washington last night, a rich, white couple announced they were having a baby. lol suck it libtards! #america #freedom #tcot #vote #blessed

Note: Yes, these pictures are of Zooey Deschanel, but they were labeled “Jessica Biel” on WENN. Much like Justin Timberlake, it’s too late to pull out now. We just have…

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Rihanna Was A Ninja TurtleBy toddNovember 03, 2014

Although she’s never received training in the art of self-defense, Rihanna went as Sexy Ninja Turtle for Halloween, because whatever Rihanna wears makes you want to have sex with her. I normally don’t like reboot movies, but if they can remake TMNT tomorrow with Rihanna and Megan Fox, then I’d actually pay to see that. I may even go by myself. And sit in the back. And wear a long coat. No, only because it’s fall and movie theaters are pretty cold. Don’t make this weird.

Although she’s never received training in the art of self-defense, Rihanna went as Sexy Ninja Turtle for Halloween, because whatever Rihanna wears makes you want to have sex with her….

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Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Your New Lex LuthorBy toddDecember 20, 2013
Joaquin Phoenix Might Be Your New Lex Luthor

 

With Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck already cast as Superman and Batman, WB thought it might be a good idea to hire somebody who could act to play one the greatest villains in comic book history in Batman vs. Superman.  Enter Joaquin Phoenix as Lex Luthor. This is much better than my Bryan Cranston fantasy. Variety reports:

Sources tell Variety that the studio wants the Oscar-nominated actor for a role in the upcoming untitled Batman-Superman pic. However, it’s very early in the process and even if Warners offers Phoenix a role, it’s not clear he would accept as the actor has steered clear of big-budget pics in the past few years, leaning towards movies with a more prestige feel. Phoenix is also weighing an offer on the Gus Van Sant pic “Sea of Trees” and is believed to still be considering that offer as well. WB and the actor’s reps had no comment. Though sources couldn’t confirm what the role is, it’s believed to be for the main antagonist, which is likely to be Lex Luthor. Names like Jason Momoa and Callan Mulvey have been linked to the film but even if those actors are cast, sources are saying that they wouldn’t play the main villain, and that Warners has always wanted someone who would be a slam dunk in the role.

So, okay, I'm fully on board with this because even though his brother looked like an angel sent from heaven who also might have herpes and he looks like a candidate for Operation Smile, Joaquin Phoenix is the better actor. There. I said it. Just watch The Master then imagine that guy as Lex Luthor. He'd have to put Sriracha on the script because chewing up all those scenes would start to taste bland after a while.

  With Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck already cast as Superman and Batman, WB thought it might be a good idea to hire somebody who could act to play one…

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Good Morning, DoucheBy toddDecember 20, 2013

Look, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so if you want to complain about Justin Bieber looking like a lesbian in a pimp costume for Halloween being the first post of the day, feel free. Just know that after I curb stomp him, I'm coming after you next. Wow. I'm sorry, That was rude. I just had my first cup of coffee, so I apologize. How's your day going? Really? That's great. Haha your sister really said that? She's so funny. What's your travel plans for next week? Cool cool.

Look, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, so if you want to complain about Justin Bieber looking like a lesbian in a pimp costume for Halloween being…

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Feminist Icon Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Know What ‘Feminist’ MeansBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Hey, remember when Chrissy Teigen died for our sins when Jezebel wrote this unshaved vagina takedown piece calling her ignorant because Chrissy dared to call a Farrah Abraham a slut for lying about her sex tape? Apparently slut-shaming is more vile and disgusting than a slut passes off a porn as a private, leaked sex tape for money. Good times, good times. Now feminists must be kicking themselves in their fake dicks today because the Farrah Abraham flag they picked up like Denzel in Glory has the wrong definition of "feminism" written on it. Oops:

Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I'm pretty feminine. I think so.

Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?

No, that's not what I'm asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?

It's a complicated concept, but I guess at its most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.

 

Please keep in mind as you read this, her porn tape was planned with Vivid. She wanted to make a porn, Vivid hired James Deen, and they banged on camera. Immediately afterward, Farrah Abraham made sure she was spotted buying a pregnancy test to insinuate Deen got her pregnant. Walter White has nothing on this bitch. So all of that is just my segue into this: Farrah Abraham claims repeatedly that she's a Christian, and now I'm starting to believe her, because she tells lies to herself much that she actually believes them now.

I've heard you speak about how your sex tape came about, and I don't understand the narrative. Can you expand on it?
Basically, how my sex tape came about is how I live my life. I'm 22, I'm very sexual, I'm single. A boyfriend of mine at the time, which was James [Deen], is in the industry and makes videos all the time, and so I thought it was a comfortable situation to have my only sex video with him. Proved me wrong, obviously, because it was leaking out, and I was starting to have people reach out to me. Maybe he did that because he wanted to promote his film at the time, The Canyons, which was coming out with Lindsay Lohan. So it turned into a hurtful chain of events, so I involved my lawyer. Other companies were reaching out and wanted to buy it, so I ended up selling it. And against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever — it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free. So I made a business deal out of it. I'm smart, and I'm happy that I did that.

I wonder if feminists are going to buy Chrissy something from her bridal registry? hahaha jk they don't believe in that. You can't be married to a cat and a man at the same time, that's just stupid. We don't know their cat's name yet, because it's hard to find a gender neutral cat name. They knitted it a sweater with a picture of Margaret Atwood on it to balance out its masculine engergy.

 

Hey, remember when Chrissy Teigen died for our sins when Jezebel wrote this unshaved vagina takedown piece calling her ignorant because Chrissy dared to call a Farrah Abraham a slut…

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Mel Gibson Is Loving, Horribly RacistBy toddJuly 01, 2010

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If you’re watching the news this weekend and you hear that Mel Gibson was found dead stuck to a tree with a trident through his chest, try not to act too surprised.

In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape, Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of n***ers,” RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively…His outburst came during a series of explosive arguments with Oksana, mother of his infant daughter Lucia. They have been battling in court, with documents under seal, for the past several weeks. And there is more than one disgusting outburst from Mel. RadarOnline.com has listened to the hate-fuelled rants the Braveheart star unleashed during fights with Oksana as their relationship unraveled. “You’re an embarrassment to me,” Mel tells her at one point. “You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.” Mel’s attorney told RadarOnline.com that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel’s publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him. Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”. In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.” He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

Christ. The only thing missing from this is the part where Mel Gibson digs up Martin Luther King, Jr. and dresses him in an SS uniform then gases an owner of a bagel stand.

If you’re watching the news this weekend and you hear that Mel Gibson was found dead stuck to a tree with a trident through his chest, try not to act…

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