Shia LaBeouf Got BeatBy jessFebruary 07, 2011
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A drunk Shia LaBeouf got into a fist fight when another guy at a bar called him a mean name. Radar Online says:

Shia LeBeouf got into a bar brawl early Saturday morning after another patron called him a “f**king fagot,” RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The incident occurred at 1 am at Mad Bull’s Tavern in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks district, and ended with the Transformers star in handcuffs.

Shia is a regular at Mad Bull’s and eyewitness Mikey Dee tells RadarOnline.com that LeBeouf was in the popular bar with about 14 of his friends.

Shia and his entourage had been at the tavern for several hours when he began having words with another patron on the outdoors patio, Dee says.

“The guy was laughing at Shia and called Shia ‘a f**king fagot’. Shia shot back that he was going to ‘kick is f**king ass’.

“Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.”I saw him get hit, everyone did,” Dee says. “It caught him in the mouth. He punched him good.”

Just at that moment, a police officer was driving past and looking directly into the bar, Dee says. The patrolmen called for back up and “suddenly nine cop cars were there.

“They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.Then they asked the other guy and he said no too, so they let them go and they went on their separate ways.”

Shia LaBeouf doesn’t want to press charges because then the whole world will have more evidence that he’s a drunk bitch if he does. It’s the same reason I don’t press charges every time I wake up in a strange bed next to a Mariachi band and an empty bottle of Stoli: it’s expected, it’s my own fault, and we all know it’s going to happen again in a week.

I could’ve posted pictures of Shia here, but he looks like he belongs in a junior varsity Jewish basketball league, so here’s his new Transformers costar Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I hope you’re not too upset.

A drunk Shia LaBeouf got into a fist fight when another guy at a bar called him a mean name. Radar Online says: Shia LeBeouf got into a bar brawl…

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Have You Had Many Women?By jessFebruary 07, 2011
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Since Justin Bieber and Twilight rendered High School Musical irrelevant, E! Online reports that Zac Efron found a new beard, Australian actress Teresa Palmer.

Then they hightailed over to Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. And that, an eyewitness tells E! News, is when things got friskier, as the Zac laid down the mack on the blond beauty.

The twosome drank, dirty danced and made out. In other words, it was not G-rated High School Musical stuff.

“They got there a little after midnight,” says a club insider. “They were at a VIP table…They were dancing, standing up by the table and dancing. They all took tequila shots together. He was grabbing her butt and doing very suggestive dancing. Then they made out a couple of times standing up where they were dancing. I was surprised they were doing that in front of everyone. It was like they didn’t care.

“They were there for like an hour and left together.”

The source adds that the 23-year-old Efron was “all about her” the entire night. The only time she left his side was when skateboarder-snowboarder Shaun White came up and talked to Zac. Otherwise, “they were side by side the entire night.”

Considering Zac Efron wears more makeup to pump gas than most chongas wear to their proms, I have a hard time believing this is anything more than a publicity stunt. The only way I can feasibly picture Zac Efron dancing suggestively is in his dreams with Johnny Castle.

Since Justin Bieber and Twilight rendered High School Musical irrelevant, E! Online reports that Zac Efron found a new beard, Australian actress Teresa Palmer. Then they hightailed over to Voyeur…

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Snooki Is SuingBy toddAugust 18, 2010

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Jersey Shore is about drunk idiots who go to bars and clubs to get drunker, so it wasn’t really surprising when Snooki got arrested for being a drunk bitch last month in Seaside Heights. I wonder if she was drunk when she thought of this.

Get ready for a war in Jersey — because TMZ has learned Snooki is launching a full-scale legal offensive over her messy arrest in Seaside Heights last month. Snooki’s lawyer is demanding that prosecutors turn over all of the evidence they plan to use against the “Jersey Shore” star in her disorderly conduct case … and that includes everything from witnesses to lab reports to photos and even video footage.

Ok, here’s the photos and the video is below, but lab reports? Are scientists involved? Wait, is she a Cro-Magnon that was unthawed then shaved? Did she escape her cage and try out for a reality show? Because that would make a lot of sense.

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I Deserve To Be Blown FirstBy toddAugust 17, 2010

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There’s a story out today where Kim Kardashian overshares and says she’s completely hairless, but her sister Kourtney is in a bikini. So Kourtney wins. As you look at these, please remember that she just had a baby. She is and will always be the hot one. Especially now since Kim’s face looks like nonstick cookware. Can she even move her face? You could drop hot coals down her shirt and her facial expression would look like she rusted after she got caught in the rain chopping down a tree.

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It’s Everybody Else’s FaultBy toddAugust 13, 2010


Dina Lohan, the enabling cunt who should have her uterus ripped out, sat down for an interview with Today’s Matt Lauer, and proceeded to blame everyone and anyone for Lindsay’s problems. I bet you didn’t see that coming.

An argumentative Dina Lohan – placing the blame on the judge no longer on the case and staunchly defending the behavior of her daughter Lindsay Lohan – appeared on Friday’s Today show, declaring there was nothing wrong with her child. “I’m not condoning drinking and driving, but she’s still paying the price for what she did in 2007,” said an often-agitated Dina, 47, referring to Lindsay’s two DUI cases from three years ago. As for Lindsay, 24, today, “She’s changed,” says her mother. “She’s grown up considerably.” Repeatedly accusing Judge Marsha Revel of “going overboard” and “playing hardball” by ordering Lindsay to jail for 90 days (she served 13) and into rehab, Dina said that information will be coming out next week showing that the jurist had to remove herself from the case before she was about to be fired. Defending Lindsay, who was at the Cannes Film Festival when she was expected in court in Los Angeles for a progress review, Dina said, “She was in [jail] for just missing a couple of classes and was working at the time.” In addition, Dina noted, by Lindsay’s being behind bars, “She missed driving classes.” The actress also came into personal contact with murderers, said her mother, adding, “She made friends with them.” Pressed about her daughter’s problems, Dina said, “That’s all propaganda,” and called tabloid coverage of Lindsay “pre-orchestrated. You’re reading things that are not based on fact.” Unlike Julia Roberts and other stars, said Dina, Lindsay’s behavior is unfairly scrutinized. “Her life is magnified. Her life is under a microscope … Lindsay doesn’t realize a lot of people are watching her.” Asked if she’s been there for her daughter – after a visibly frustrated Lauer first suggested that Dina, ex-husband Michael Lohan and Lindsay’s friends “have done nothing to help Lindsay” – Dina said that part of a parent’s responsibility is to grant a child her freedom.

I would never condone violence against women in any way (unless you paid up front), but I could accidentally run over Dina Lohan with my truck and I would jump out and high-five people to make it seem I did it on purpose.

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