Taylor Swift Has A Fashion Line For The Chinese To Keep Them From Buying Fake Taylor Swift StuffBy toddJanuary 19, 2016
Taylor Swift Has A Fashion Line For The Chinese To Keep Them From Buying Fake Taylor Swift Stuff


“Where my Nǚhái’s at?”


Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance the proliferation of fake Taylor Swift products flooding the market”.  Make Taylor Swift more money basically. So, what’s in the line? Close your eyes and imagine it. Or read this. They’ll be the same. 

The show — a mix of spring and fall merchandise — featured pieces like cropped T-shirts, body-hugging minidresses and slim pants emblazoned with the singer’s name or the letters comprising it. Much of the merchandise had a sporty feel to it — like a short frock with a tie at the waist resembling the sleeves of a varsity jacket. The models bounced around the stage — decked out in musical instruments and faux records — to a soundtrack of Taylor’s hits like “Bad Blood,” “Blank Space” and “Shake It Off.”

Nashville’s Heritage66 are behind this basic white girl invasion of China, and apparently its doing pretty well according to Heritage66 who are on Taylor Swift’s payroll. 

Kate Liegey, chief operating officer of Heritage66, said she could not provide sales figures but said the line is seeing “phenomenal” success in its first few weeks.

Keep in mind that wearing plants on your head is a current fashion trend  in China. Anyway, everything in this article sounds like Taylor Swift was editing as they wrote, but you can see the crap here or you can go to the actual site like I did and have it break your Chrome translator. 


“Where my Nǚhái’s at?” Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance…

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Cristiano Ronaldo And Alessandra Did GQBy toddJanuary 19, 2016
Cristiano Ronaldo And Alessandra Did GQ


I don’t know what the pitch was for this Cristiano Ronaldo and Alessandra Ambrosio photo shoot, but I think they settled on appealing to basically every sexual orientation except Wilmer Valderrama and chicks who wear cargo shorts on Casual Friday to their non-profit job. It’s hard to tell who’s prettier. Probably Alessandra. Wait, no. Yeah, Alessandra. I’m gonna go with Alessandra. No. Shit. 


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I don’t know what the pitch was for this Cristiano Ronaldo and Alessandra Ambrosio photo shoot, but I think they settled on appealing to basically every sexual orientation except Wilmer Valderrama…

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Miranda Kerr Has Wanted To Bang Chicks For A WhileBy toddApril 03, 2014
Miranda Kerr Has Wanted To Bang Chicks For A While

 

Last week, Miranda Kerr almost broke the Internet after she said that she's ready to scissor now that she's single, but as it turns out, she's been wanting to go full on lesbian for a while. Like in this 2008 interview where she says she'd go gay for the Australian former model Megan Gale (here). Megan Gale is 5'11" and kinda looks like a dude, so if she really wanted to be a lesbian she should have stayed with Orlando Bloom, no? Am I missing somthing here? He looks like he has a drawer just for nail polish.

 

  Last week, Miranda Kerr almost broke the Internet after she said that she's ready to scissor now that she's single, but as it turns out, she's been wanting to…

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A Hole Reunion Is Coming In MayBy toddApril 03, 2014
A Hole Reunion Is Coming In May

 

I'm probably more excited about this than I should be.

Twelve years after they first disbanded, the members of Hole will reunite to release new music and embark on a short U.K. tour. Courtney Love revealed to The Quietus that she and her "Celebrity Skin"-era bandmates, who played together from 1994 to 1998, will release a new song entitled "Wedding Day" in May. "I started playing with [drummer Patty Schemel] and [bassist Melissa Auf der Maur] and [guitarist Eric Erlandson], just to see how that was," Love said. "We already played like three or four times in the last week." Love and the other Hole members have hinted at reunions over the past few years. They appeared together in 2011 at the premiere of "Hit So Hard," a documentary about Schemel's life. In a photo posted to Twitter in December, Love promised something "very interesting."

Say what you want about Courtey Love, like, she might have killed Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide, but Live Through This was one of the best albums of the 90s. And if you disagree with me, you're dumb. I'm sorry that you have to hear it like this. Also, say what you want about heroin, but it has an unblemished track record when it comes to creating great music. Did you know that Katy Perry wrote all her albums completely sober? True story.

 

  I'm probably more excited about this than I should be. Twelve years after they first disbanded, the members of Hole will reunite to release new music and embark on…

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Kanye West Doesn’t Care About AustraliansBy toddApril 01, 2014
Kanye West Doesn’t Care About Australians

 

Because his ego had a scheduling conflict, Kanye West has postposed the Australia leg of his Yeezus tour to work on a new album. Kanye is the only person I know who would willingly decide not to go to Australia. Great white sharks love it there.

Rap genius, self-proclaimed fashionista and the internet's favourite figure of fun, Kanye West, has decided to postpone his tour of Australia next month. Instead he will play in Australia in September, a tour which could have a silver lining for fans. Tour promoter Live Nation said Kanye changed the dates because he was busy finishing his next studio album. Their statement read: "Due to unexpected timing requirements to finish his highly anticipated new studio album, scheduled for a 2014 release, Kanye West regretfully announces the postponement of his upcoming tour dates in Australia." The current tour is to promote his worldwide chart-topping 2013 album Yeezus. Kanye's upcoming seventh studio album, due for release in mid-2014, will be produced by Rick Rubin (who also produced Yeezus) and A Tribe Called Quest founder and MC Q-Tip. The May postponement, while disappointing for many, will likely allow fans to see songs performed from both Yeezus and the as-yet-unnamed new record.

I honestly don't have a joke for this story, because I started doing Gym Jones and Crossfit at the same time this week and now I think I might be partially paralyzed. I've basically spent the last five minutes staring at the burrito I dropped on the floor. I want it. I want it so bad.

 
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Tim Tebow Will Now Sit On The Bench For The PatriotsBy toddJune 11, 2013
Tim Tebow Will Now Sit On The Bench For The Patriots

 

"Does God have a clipboard for me?" – Tim Tebow

 

We were close, everybody. We were close to never having to hear Tim Tebow's name on ESPN ever again, but Bill Belichick apaprently wanted to send out an assistant to secretly record everybody's reaction. Because he just signed Tim Tebow.  ESPN Boston reports:

Terms of the contract were not disclosed, but league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter that Tebow signed a two-year contract that includes no guaranteed money. "Tim is a talented player, is smart and works hard. We'll see how it goes," Patriots coach Bill Belichick said Tuesday.Tebow, who is expected to participate in the team's mandatory minicamp Tuesday, was signed to be a quarterback on the Patriots' roster, sources told ESPN NFL Insider Ed Werder. When asked what position Tebow will play, Belichick said, "we will see." Apparently tired of the Tebow questions, the coach tried to change the subject after several minutes. "We've already talked enough about him. We'll see how it goes, take it from there," he said.

If I had to bet, Belichick probably signed Tebow to replace Gronkowski. But Tebow is a devout Christian, so that means his unwavering faith that he can play quarterback despite all evidence to the contrary will force him to sit and pout on the bench while masking his tantrum with feigned humility. Sorry, did I get too deep on you with that? Also, that's a question Tebow will never ask a receiver. OOOHH TEBOW BURN!

  "Does God have a clipboard for me?" – Tim Tebow   We were close, everybody. We were close to never having to hear Tim Tebow's name on ESPN ever…

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Sweet Mother Of God In Jesus Name AmenBy toddOctober 19, 2011
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As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these were the OUTTAKES. I'm not a huge fan of wood paneling, but it would be interested to see what this wall looked like after you shined a black light on it. Jackson Pollock would be impressed I imagine.

 

As you look at these pictures of Rosie Jones (and her perfect rack) and India Reynolds in the November issue of the appropriately titled, NUTS Magazine, please know that these…

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“I Deserve To Be Blown First!”By toddJuly 14, 2010

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Mel Gibson should probably shoot a wounded soldier in the face or drown a baby to get better press, because today a fourth audio clip has been released. This time, Gibson threatens to burn down the house if he doesn’t get a blowjob. That sounds pretty reasonable.

Raging and panting, Gibson tears into then-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, berating her for apparently falling asleep the night before without giving him sex. And it isn’t long until he threatens her with physical violence, telling her he’ll burn down the house, but first she WILL give him oral sex. Gibson screams: “I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking blow me bitch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!” Oksana protests that she waited for him the night, before but fell asleep, and that sends Mel into a new rage. “Waited and waited,” Mel bellows. “What, two and a half f*cking minutes!? You’re f*cking snoring. Don’t you dare.” “I deserve to be blown first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”

So you’d think Oksana Grigorieva would treat the telephone like an Amish person treats an iPad by now, but no. She still answers. And she’s getting death threats. From other people.

TMZ has learned Oksana Grigorieva received threatening phone calls Tuesday that “scared her to death.” Sources tell TMZ at least one of the calls “could be interpreted as a death threat.” We’re told there were multiple calls and at least two appeared to be from the same caller. We’re told the callers were angry about her accusations against Mel Gibson.

Christ. I have an idea, take your phone and throw it off a cliff. You’d think this chick would have learned by now. I don’t know what she looks like when the phone rings, buy I imagine a Vietnam vet in a room full of fireworks.

Top 25 Most Played on Mel Gibson’s iTunes. #1:

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Really?By toddJuly 14, 2010

I have no idea how many people at Bongo went to actual marketing school, but they have decided to make Audrina Patridge their face. Audrina Patridge. Was a jack-o-lantern not available? Because I wouldn’t make this chick the face of a pirate ship. Don’t get me wrong, the body is sick, but the face looks like a backup singer for the band booked to play the Hogwarts commencement.

I have no idea how many people at Bongo went to actual marketing school, but they have decided to make Audrina Patridge their face. Audrina Patridge. Was a jack-o-lantern not…

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Sit Down GrandmaBy toddFebruary 18, 2010

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Pamela Anderson modeled comically gay fashion designer Richie Rich’s crap again this year, and boy was it sexy. Because nothing gets me turned on like a 42-year old with Hep C and a vagina that looks like the eye of Sauron. Ooh, la la!

Pamela Anderson modeled comically gay fashion designer Richie Rich’s crap again this year, and boy was it sexy. Because nothing gets me turned on like a 42-year old with Hep…

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