Adele Had A BoyBy toddOctober 22, 2012



If you remember, Adele was seven months pregnant before anybody realized she was pregnant. Most because she always looks pregnant. Now she’s not pregnant anymore. Congratulations! People reports:

Adele is officially rolling in the diapers! The British singing sensation, 24, is now Mum to a baby boy, a family source confirms to PEOPLE. “We are all over the moon,” the source says.

She had a baby. Cool. Whatever. But can we finally stop with this “over the moon” thing? What does that even mean? There’s a newborn in your house, why would you want to be over the moon? Seems a little irresponsible to me.

If you remember, Adele was seven months pregnant before anybody realized she was pregnant. Most because she always looks pregnant. Now she’s not pregnant anymore. Congratulations! People reports: Adele is…

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Married NowBy toddOctober 19, 2012



Yeah, like the title says. People reports:

It’s official! After five years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are husband and wife. “It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends,” the couple told PEOPLE in an exclusive statement Friday.

Man, this must be a big relief to Timberlake. He finally gets to have sex with Jessica Biel! Because we all know that suppressing sexual feelings is the best way to ensure a happy marriage! Congrats, bro!

Yeah, like the title says. People reports: It’s official! After five years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are husband and wife. “It’s great to be married, the ceremony…

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Christina Aguilera Says She Never Wears UnderwearBy toddOctober 19, 2012



I’d like to apologize if you’re eating right now, but Christina Aguilera waddled onto Chelsea Lately last night, and while viewers were looking at Chelsea Handler’s mummified face in HD, the fat chick said that she didn’t like to wear underwear. She didn’t go on to say anything about the ecosystem between her legs.
E! Online
reports:

“I don’t like to wear underwear,” Xtina said. “I like to be as free as possible at all times. It’s just who I am.”…Aguilera went on to explain, “It’s empowering. It’s pussy power!”

“The Voice”? More like “The Moist”, amirite?! Ok, gonna go vomit now. brb.

I’d like to apologize if you’re eating right now, but Christina Aguilera waddled onto Chelsea Lately last night, and while viewers were looking at Chelsea Handler’s mummified face in HD,…

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Sophie Turner Has A Nice InstagramBy toddOctober 18, 2012



Something called “National Ass Wednesday” was yesterday, and much like her period scare we had, Sophie Turner was late posting an ass pic on Instagram.

Just woke up ❤ Happy day after #NationalAssDay

So I guess today is “National Erection Day”? It’s not? You sure? I’m pretty sure it is. Let’s revisit this at a later time.

Something called “National Ass Wednesday” was yesterday, and much like her period scare we had, Sophie Turner was late posting an ass pic on Instagram. Just woke up ❤ Happy…

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Uma Thurman Gave Her Kid A Stupid NameBy toddOctober 18, 2012



Celebrities are stupid, and they get exponentially stupid when they have kids and have to pick out names. With that in mind, Uma Thurman gave birth to a girl on July 15th but just released the name yesterday. Probably because it took that long to write it out. Us Magazine reports:

“I would like to announce Uma and Arki’s daughter’s name for the first time officially: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson, better known to family and friends as Luna,” the actress’ rep Gabrielle Kachman tells Us Weekly.

“Better known as Luna”? Where the fuck do we get “Luna” from that? Shoudn’t she be better known as “RAAAFT-B”? Maybe not. That sounds like the lifeboat they put black people on when the Titanic sank.

Celebrities are stupid, and they get exponentially stupid when they have kids and have to pick out names. With that in mind, Uma Thurman gave birth to a girl on…

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Do Not Be Fooled: If You Wear Lynx You Are Still a Douchebag, LinksBy kathyOctober 18, 2012



Mila Kunis is going to be a great step-mom [The Superficial]
No one in Kim Kardashian‘s life cares enough to tell her to stop wearing leather pants [Popoholic]
Bella Thorne can pull them off, though, even if she’s too young [Hollywood Tuna]
Lucy Pinder is in lingerie. Good lord. [MyEx]
Olivia Wilde wore underwear today (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
A nursery school teacher got 19 students in her hatchback and drove them to a mall [Dlisted]
Miranda Kerr is the best Angel (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Ashton Kutcher is the highest paid man on TV. Let that sink in [Celebuzz]
Khloe Kardashian might be getting divorced [Celebitchy]
Juno Temple got naked in Killer Joe (NSFW site) [The Nip Slip]
Why aren’t there more shows about hot female surfers? [COED Magazine]
The illest sick day [College Humor]
Star Wars scarecrows!!! [The Chive]
Katy Perry doesn’t look like she slept much on John Mayer‘s birthday [Moe Jackson]
Rihanna is getting $8 million to flip a light switch [Celebslam]
Chris Brown got another neck tattoo, not a beaten woman this time [The Blemish]
Uma Thurman wins craziest celebrity baby name [Evil Beet Gossip]
Kellan Lutz thinks he will win an Oscar one day [Amy Gindhouse]
Celebs are arriving in Italy for Justin Timberlake‘s wedding [Lainey Gossip]
Xenia Deli is see-through [Egotastic]
The best of the “binders full of women” meme [Cityrag]
One Direction got matching tattoos [Popcrush]
Sylvester Stallone is going to be in another boxing movie [Film Drunk]
Five fun facts about The Shining [TooFab]
PETA ads are still terrible [Popbytes]
Soulja Boy really, really likes weed [Allie Is Wired]
Flavor Flav got arrested [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Warner Bros. won their Superman lawsuit [ComingSoon]
Lego Batman is getting a movie [Superhero Hype]
High school girls are sociopaths [Crave Online]
Ice jump fail [Viralosity]
Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter in 3 months [Hollyscoop]
Celebrities who should not be allowed to drive [Splash News]

Mila Kunis is going to be a great step-mom [The Superficial] No one in Kim Kardashian‘s life cares enough to tell her to stop wearing leather pants [Popoholic] …Bella Thorne…

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Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Getting Married This WeekBy toddOctober 18, 2012



It’s okay, women on Twitter. I’m sure you were Justin’s second choice. And like you said, it probably won’t last a year and he’ll call you then, right? I meant, hahaha go get another sweater for your chihuahua . Us Magazine reports:

Following a ten-month engagement — and nixed plans for a bash in Northern California — Justin Timberlake will wed girlfriend of five years Jessica Biel in southern Italy this week, multiple sources confirm in the new Us Weekly. “They are ready to get married,” an insider says of the intimate, rustic ceremony to be attended only by close friends and family. With the bride and groom’s team taking “extra precautions” to keep the location top-secret, celebrations kicked off on Tuesday, Oct. 16.

Even though marriage is archaic and stupid and initially started as a transaction so the man could list a woman as his property before Christian’s co-opted the idea, I really don’t have anything bad to say about two seemingly cool people getting married, so congratulations I guess. May they be fruitful and Romney/Duggar the Earth.

It’s okay, women on Twitter. I’m sure you were Justin’s second choice. And like you said, it probably won’t last a year and he’ll call you then, right? I meant,…

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James Bond Might Be Bisexual In SkyfallBy toddOctober 17, 2012



In the upcoming James Bond installment Skyfall, the villain Silva (Javier Bardem) fondles Bond in which Bond replies, “”What makes you think this is my first time?”. Sounds pretty gay. But in an interview with Moveline, Daniel Craig and Javier Bardem explain why this wasn’t gay as much as a scare tactic. I can see that.

“What are you going to do?” Craig replied breezily, getting a nice laugh from the crowd, but then he added: “I don’t see the world in sexual divisions.” He then changed the subject from Bond to to Bardem’s wonderfully flamboyant character, Silva. “Someone suggested that Silva may be gay,” Craig said with a big smile. “And I’m like, I think he’ll f*** anything.” As Bond producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson sat silently onstage with Craig, the actor, natty in a form-hugging suit and skinny tie, then downplayed the scene as “a great flirt. It’s a game of cards,” adding: “It the right thing to say, and that way that Javier plays it is so great. He plays it for real, and he plays it to the limit. He never forgets that he’s playing a Bond villain.” Finally, Craig offered his final assessment: “I love that scene,” he said “It makes me laugh. I hope it makes you laugh.” Earlier in the day, Bardem dropped some hints about his character that may shed a little more light on the scene. Asked how Silva’s “sexuality informed [Bardem’s] interpretation of the character, the actor responded; “It was part of the game, but it’s not entirely the game.” Bardem explained that his “main goal” as Silva was creating “uncomfortable situations” for anyone who crossed his path. “Within that, you can read anything that you want or wish,” Bardem said. “But it was more about putting the other person in a very uncomfortable situation where even James Bond doesn’t know how to get out of it.”

I once flirted with a dude to get Radiohead tickets and that made him uncomfortable, so I guess I can understand. Actually I can’t. I looked pretty hot in that peacoat, what was that dude’s problem? He knows he wanted it.

In the upcoming James Bond installment Skyfall, the villain Silva (Javier Bardem) fondles Bond in which Bond replies, “”What makes you think this is my first time?”. Sounds pretty gay….

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John Mayer Spent His 35th Birthday With Katy PerryBy toddOctober 17, 2012



Three of Katy Perry‘s ex-boyfriends were drug addicts and one just recently killed an old lady and her cat then jumped off a roof a died, so gold star for her strict Christian upbringing. Also, give a gold star to John Mayer for presenting himself as the most normal guy she’s ever dated even though he’s probably fucked most of her friends and relatives already. In closing, birthday sex. New York Post:

“It was hard to recognize them because Katy had a hat on that was covering her face. But she and John were alone, they were holding hands throughout the meal and they definitely looked like a full-on couple.” This comes after the two, who had appeared to cool off a little, spent a flirty Saturday night together. They were spotted at Hotel Chantelle on the Lower East Side, “kissing and partying together,” according to spies. Then they headed to Cabin Down Below for a more intimate rendezvous. According to a witness, “They were getting cozy in a small private room in the back.”

John Mayer makes pussy begging music that chicks love and Katy Perry has huge tits that dudes love, so it’s not surprising that they’re on again off again. Katy probably wants to collaborate on a song, and John is fine just collaborating on her tits every few weeks.

Three of Katy Perry‘s ex-boyfriends were drug addicts and one just recently killed an old lady and her cat then jumped off a roof a died, so gold star for…

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