Emily Sears Is For Friday & LinksBy toddApril 29, 2016

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Pamela Anderson‘s panties are promoting Baywatch  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Melania Trump said she’s never had plastic surgery   [  Dlisted   ]

Jessica Simpson is doing car rental commercials now  [  The Superficial   ]

Kristen Rain naked for Gosee (NSFW)   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kylie Jenner needs a bigger bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Bella Thorne in a swimsuit  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Sandra Kubicka in a bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Elle Goulding in a bikini   [  Moe Jackson  ]

Ariel Winter got accepted to UCLA  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Jennifer Snowden is pregnant  [  Reality Tea  ]

Here’s Chris Evans staring at Elizabeth Olsen‘s tits  [  The Blemish  ]

 

A photo posted by Emily Sears (@emilysears) on Apr 28, 2016 at 9:59am PDT Pamela Anderson‘s panties are promoting Baywatch  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Melania Trump said she’s never had…

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Bai Ling Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 16, 2015

Miley Cyrus is having orgies now  [ The Superficial ]

Snooki got pregnant while driving [ Dlisted ]

A moment with Allie Silva  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

Leona Lewis said screw the bra  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Rita Ora wore this   [ The Nip Slip ]

Katherine Heigl changed on set, has a weird ass   [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Kate Hudson keeps the booty poppin   [ Popoholic ]

Lady Gaga‘s bare ass in AHS   [ Egotastic ]

Natasha Barnard in lingerie  [ Celebslam ]

Lea Michele called her ass a “showstopper”  [ The Blemish ]

Miley Cyrus is having orgies now  [ The Superficial ] Snooki got pregnant while driving [ Dlisted ] A moment with Allie Silva  [ Hollywood Tuna ] Leona Lewis said…

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Kate Upton Is Mad At Terry Richardson For The Cat Daddy VideoBy toddApril 07, 2015
Kate Upton Is Mad At Terry Richardson For The Cat Daddy Video

 

If you can think of a time you knew who Kate Upton was before this video was released, please feel free to let us know other events that will happen in the future before you go back to your home planet that’s filled with mystical psychics.

“That was disrespectful, you could have told me!” the 21-year-old said she told photographer Terry Richardson, who posted the clip in 2012, after it went viral. The former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover model told Vogue UK in a new interview that she was horrified to see the minute-long video of herself dancing while wearing an extremely small bikini go viral, in part because she thought it had just been filmed for fun and wouldn’t be seen by anyone who wasn’t at the photoshoot. But whether or not she wanted the video to be released, it was an immediate hit and has garnered more than 21 million views in the last three years, which might be why Upton’s opinion of it has softened slightly. “Now, obviously, it’s fine,” she said.

I can think of a lot of stuff to be mad at Terry Richardson about, like his glasses and the fact he’s probably a serial rapist who preys on young, desperate models, but a releasing a video of Kate Upton’s tits bouncing in slow motion isn’t really one of them. Like if ISIS released a video if them beheading Ted Cruz or Flo from the Progressive commercials, I’d create multiple Facebook accounts so I could like it more than once.

 

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So Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This NowBy toddApril 07, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio‘s dick is the real MVP.

Leo DiCaprio certainly has a type. The actor, who recently split with blond model Toni Garrn, was spotted getting very close to blond model Kelly Rohrbach at LA club 1Oak, before being seen again with the beauty at another club days later. Rohrbach is this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition “Rookie of the Year,” which makes her even more likely to be a Leo love interest — his ex-girlfriend, blond model Bar Refaeli, was SI’s 2007 “Rookie of the Year.”

Kelly Rohrbach turns 25 in October, so obviously her days with Leo are numbered, so all she has to do is not mention marriage or think about marriage or look at anything with marriage in the title or touch a wedding dress or watch a tv show about a wedding dress and don’t throw rice or look at rice or eat rice or google rice or post anything to pintrest or look at anything on pintrest and don’t let DiCaprio see anybody hotter and she should be good. Congrats to her!

Leonardo DiCaprio‘s dick is the real MVP. Leo DiCaprio certainly has a type. The actor, who recently split with blond model Toni Garrn, was spotted getting very close to blond model…

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Charlotte McKinney Is Topless, ConfusingBy toddApril 07, 2015
Charlotte McKinney Is Topless, Confusing

Hey, remember when Charlotte McKinney said she didn’t want to be known for just her tits? Well, here she is in a new topless photoshoot to bring awareness to yachts striped pants, I guess.

 

Charlotte McKinney

Hey, remember when Charlotte McKinney said she didn’t want to be known for just her tits? Well, here she is in a new topless photoshoot to bring awareness to yachts…

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Niykee Heaton Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddApril 07, 2015

Maitland Ward naked in body paint  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Edward Snowden says keep on sending dick pics Dlisted

Abigail Ratchford‘s giant breasts are washing a car for America The Superficial

Anne Hathaway does Miley Cyrus Hollywood Tuna

Kylie Jenner fingered Kendall Jenner on Snapchat Drunken Stepfather

Hannah Ferguson in lingerie Popoholic

Kate Walsh seems fun  Celebslam

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Maitland Ward naked in body paint  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie Edward Snowden says keep on sending dick pics Dlisted Abigail Ratchford‘s giant breasts are washing a car for America The Superficial…

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Miley Cyrus Is A MurdererBy toddNovember 22, 2009

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Miley Cyrus’ tour was scheduled to stop in Greensboro, NC tonight, and apparently NC heard about this so it caused her bus to crash, killing the driver and injuring nine others. National Enquirer reports:

Virginia State Police confirm one person was killed when a tour bus belonging to Miley Cyrus overturned. The 16-year-old Hannah Montana star was not on board. Sgt. Thomas Molnar says the bus overturned around 8:15 a.m. Friday on Interstate 85 in Dinwiddie, about 40 miles south of Richmond. The bus driver was killed and nine others were injured. Miley was in the fourth bus in the caravan . Members of her lighting crew are believed to have been on the deadly bus. The pop princess was scheduled to perform Sunday in Greensboro, NC according to Miley’s web site.

I really hope the Cyrus family loads a PODS full of gold and precious jewels to deliver to this guy’s family, because I can imagine an obituary that reads “tour bus driver for Miley Cyrus” isn’t it’s own reward.

Reporter Wayne Convil is being told:

NOTE: Hi everyone, I appreciate the emails and comments, but I don’t know if you’ve picked up on this or not, but this site is intended to be sarcastic. This includes the headlines. I’m not sure why I have to even point that fact out, but if I believed half the crap I wrote on here I clearly would be insane, so when you visit this site, take it for what it is. Some idiot who can’t spell writing about celebrities. And sometimes about your mom. If you see her on Thanksgiving, do me a favor and let her know that me having an unlimited data plan doesn’t mean she can send me picture texts every time she ruins a pair of panties. It was cute the first few times, but I have to be honest, it’s getting a little annoying. Have you considered buying her a puppy?

Miley Cyrus’ tour was scheduled to stop in Greensboro, NC tonight, and apparently NC heard about this so it caused her bus to crash, killing the driver and injuring nine…

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Miranda Kerr Is BackstageBy toddNovember 21, 2009

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I have no idea why I’m not gay, because if I was I could be chillin on the couch while Miranda Kerr prances around in her bra and panties and throws her legs on me backstage at the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I could probably get away with it for a while, but it might get a little awkward when I turn into Multiple Miggs at some point.

I have no idea why I’m not gay, because if I was I could be chillin on the couch while Miranda Kerr prances around in her bra and panties and…

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Oh Boo HooBy toddNovember 20, 2009

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Director Roman Polanski is still sitting in a Switzerland jail awaiting extradition to the United States for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year old girl in 1977. But apparently his wife and two kids are “very upset psychologically” about being separated from such a wonderful man. MSNBC reports:

Polanski has proposed “very significant” bail money, house arrest and other assurances to find freedom, Herve Temime told the daily Le Figaro. His 76-year-old client “will not accept extradition to the United States,” he said. U.S. authorities want Polanski to face justice in Los Angeles for having sex with a 13-year-old 32 years ago. A Swiss court official said this week that a bail decision was expected in 2 to 3 weeks. Polanski, who was arrested Sept. 26 as he arrived in Zurich to collect a film award, is “very courageous” and “I have never heard him complain,” Temime said. However, his wife, Emmanuelle Seigner, an actress and singer, and his two children are “very upset psychologically by this separation that is a true heartbreak” for them, he said.

I’m going to go out a limb her and say that being drugged and raped in the ass then having to sit on a donut pillow at the premiere of Star Wars might make you “very upset psychologically” a little more than daddy not being home because he’s captured fugitive. If Polanski was a man and accepted the fact that he was convicted and served his time, his wife and kids wouldn’t be suffering right now. Instead he chose to run like a little girl being chased by a bee to France. Since he was convicted, there is no statute of limitations, and more importantly, I have zero sympathy for this man. If the definition of “extradition back to the United States” suddenly changed to “being ripped apart by a fisherman with a hook for a hand”, I would see if my buddy Joe could get me a discount on that dictionary at Barnes & Noble.

Since #2 doesn’t realize the why the real victim “doesn’t care” and why we should spend tax dollars on something that happened “30 years ago”, I’ll just post this video again. Hope it clears it up for you.

Director Roman Polanski is still sitting in a Switzerland jail awaiting extradition to the United States for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year old girl in 1977. But apparently his wife…

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Marisa Miller Is NextBy toddNovember 20, 2009
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No Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is complete without Marisa Miller, and although the Asian I stole looks hotter in Agent Provocateur and La Perla, I’m really not complaining when Marisa Miller stuffs her huge tits in something your girlfriend can buy at the mall. I swear, either God is still getting high-fives or Marisa Miller’s body was created in some kind of erection study lab. I’m not sure about the science behind that, and I would have asked Chastity Bono, but erections don’t seem to be her thing.

No Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is complete without Marisa Miller, and although the Asian I stole looks hotter in Agent Provocateur and La Perla, I’m really not complaining when Marisa…

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