Katy Perry Forced Herself On An ‘American Idol’ ContestantBy toddMarch 15, 2018
Katy Perry Forced Herself On An ‘American Idol’ Contestant

 

The #MeToo movement has done an amazing job of letting everyone know what qualifies as consent and explaining how older men in positions of power use that to prey on younger women trying to start their careers. Why do I mention this? I don’t know, really. Let’s watch this clip of Benjamin Glaze, a 19-year-old American Idol contestant and Katy Perry, a 30-year-old American Idol judge and now imagine if I had written, “Katy Perry, a 19-year-old American Idol contestant and Benjamin Glaze, a 30-year-old American Idol judge” instead.

 

 

Bro. I can already see the think pieces on this and the tweets demanding Benjamin Glaze, a 30-year-old American Idol judge, to be fired. And he’s a straight white male, too? Even better. Luckily for Katy Perry, this kind of thing is still considered a “funny joke” and “cute”, so we can just brush off Glaze’s thoughts on this that he gave to The New York Times:

“I was a tad bit uncomfortable,” Mr. Glaze said by phone this week, after the incident aired on the season premiere. His first kiss was a rite of passage he had been putting off with consideration. “I wanted to save it for my first relationship,” he said. “I wanted it to be special.” “Would I have done it if she said, ‘Would you kiss me?’ No, I would have said no,” he said. “I know a lot of guys would be like, ‘Heck yeah!’ But for me, I was raised in a conservative family and I was uncomfortable immediately. I wanted my first kiss to be special.”

Wait, he’s a conservative? He’s probably just a prude and needs to open up sexually and not be afraid of a liberated woman or something like that. Suck it up. She already killed a nun, so your religious beliefs don’t matter. In the end, Glaze was talked out of his feelings because of a technicality.

When he returned home, Mr. Glaze worked through his feelings about the kiss by talking to his friends. “They agreed with me that it didn’t really count,” he said. “It was lip contact versus a romantic situation with someone you care about. That’s what a real first kiss is.”

Pretty sure ABC’s headline would disagree with you there, Glaze. Anyway, that was fun. Duke plays Iona today, so any thoughts and prayers would be appreciated.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To HelpBy toddFebruary 07, 2018
Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To Help

 

To clean up the mess you all made with Ashley Graham, and because it’s my birthday, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini with her ever-present sideboob. Not sure I would recognize Emily Ratajkowski without sideboob. To recap, Emily Ratajkowski. My birthday. Sideboob. I feel like I should make a cake reference, but you get it.

 

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Jenny McCarthy Is Probably SingleBy toddOctober 29, 2015
Jenny McCarthy Is Probably Single


Let’s forget for a second that the pics in the gallery at the bottom there of Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg at a Halloween festival were taken two days ago, and let’s also forget that OK! is the source for this thing. Hear them out. I even used this banner picture for you. How many people would do that for you? All I’m saying is just read it. Why you gotta be like this? It doesn’t have to be this way.

“He’s had it with her refusal to act like a mature, responsible adult,” says the source. “He always tells her to grow up.” But that isn’t Donnie’s only issue with Jenny. Her 13-year-old son Evan has also been a major source of conflict in the relationship. Naturally, Jenny is very protective of him after he was diagnosed with autism as a toddler, something which she has spoken out about frequently. According to the source, Jenny will say or do anything to make her son happy, but Donnie is also concerned for his well-being and believes more discipline is necessary. “She never says no to him,” the source tells Ok!. “Then, when Donnie tries to be a good stepdad and lay down some ground rules, she ignores him or undermines him.”…Things reportedly got really tough recently during a fight about Evan, when “Donnie realized there is no talking sense into Jenny, so he just turned around and walked out,” said the source. “The truth is, he’s just mentally and emotionally exhausted..”

If you kids would get off my lawn and go look up a clip of Jenny McCarthy when she used to co-host Singled Out with Chris Hardwick (here’s one), you realize she still pretty much acts the same and that was in 1995 when she was kinda expected to act like that. Once you make a bunch of kids die from measles, you probably should act more serious. I would. I’d probably even get a cool mask and chest plate with buttons on it that do different stuff.  As far as Wahlberg not being able to deal with her kid, the dude’s from Boston. He’s probably doesn’t understand why doctors have tried to beat the autism out of him yet. This also applies to southern grandmothers. That being said, while this story seems pretty plausible, Jenny McCarthy’s boobs still look like that and she likes taking them out. Not much Wahlberg can do really.


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‘Neighbors 2’ Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 29, 2015

Khloe Kardashian got a People cover out of Lamar Odom  [ The Superficial ]

Zaina Dridi might not shave  (NSFW)   [ Taxi Driver Movie ]

Derek Jeter stays winning  [ Dlisted ]

Madonna sexually assaulted Katy Perry  [ DrunkenStepfather ]

Ariel Winter is a legal issue  [ Hollywood Tuna ]

AnnaLynne McCord is still alive and wears this  (NSFW site)  [ The Nip Slip ]

Rachel Bilson has mom bod  [ Popoholic ]

All these pictures of Bree Conden in a bikini  [ Celebslam ]

Halle Berry divorced Olivier Martinez because he gets in fights too much  [ The Blemish ]

The screencaps of Supergirl are here, nerds  [ Egotastic ]

Stephanie Sigman at Spectre  [ Moe Jackson ]

Ash vs. Evil Dead got a second season  [Crave ]

Kendall Jenner had an acne struggle once  [ Cele|bitchy ]

 

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Miley Cyrus Is A Porn ParodyBy toddApril 04, 2014
Miley Cyrus Is A Porn Parody

 

Happy Friday? Vice reports:

The first rule of being famous is: You haven’t truly hit the big time until you’re spoofed in a porn parody. It happened to hate-filled unemployed person Sarah Palin, it happened to the melanoma-ridden cast of Jersey Shore, and now, it’s happened to Miley Cyrus. Porn company Devil’s Film has been teasing their XXX parody of the pop star called Molly’s Wrecking Ballz for a while and they just dropped the trailer. In the two-minute video, we see “Miley” in a strap-on lesbian scene with a “homegirl with a big butt” (like from her video for “We Can’t Stop”), take a doggystyle pounding from Robin Thicke (like from her VMA performance), and go for a limo fuck ride with Justin Timberlake (cultural reference not found). Here, let the press release tell you more. Take it away pornography company… "This hardcore feature follows the adventures of America’s pill-popping princess Molly, as she sucks and fucks her way to stardom with Hollywood’s hottest celebs. With pseudo appearances by Beyonce, Liam Hemsworth, Robin Thicke, and Justin Beiber look-alikes, this A-list fuck fest is sure to make headlines and turn heads."

You can watch the trailer HERE, and I don't know if my headline gave it away or not, but it's very, very NSFW and kinda gross. Much like Miley's ass. Christ, put that thing away. Nobody wants to see that, man.

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Honey Maid Restores Your Faith In HumanityBy toddApril 04, 2014

 

On March 10th, Honey Maid released their "This Is Wholesome" ad campaign (see above) which featured a gay couple with a newborn and an interracial family, because whether you want to accept it or not, the reality of what a family is has changed.  And since we live in America, people typed in all caps on the Internet because the portayal of family goes against what the archaic book that was written 1,400 years ago told them. The bored, uptight shrills who probably have never had an over at One Million Moms (which onky has 64K likes on Facebook) are "highly offended" because the ad attempts to "normalize sin".  And not to be outdone, something called the American Decency Association (i.e. a white Christian meetup) basically said the ad was the work of Satan. Because apparently Satan is Don Draper. But instead of taking the bait and reacting in the same hateful, ignorant manner, Honey Maid released this:

 

 

I don't even know what Honey Maid makes, but it's ironic that a corporation firmly rooted in a plutocracy can spread more love, acceptance, and human decency than organizations who claim their sole mission is to do the same. Because here's the thing, if an ad about a gay couple and an interracial family is a threat to your marriage, you have a pretty fucking shitty marriage. The fangs of fear and guilt the Bible sinks into you were needed at one time, but just like everything else in the universe, paradigms evolve and so do we. If not, you get ran the fuck over and left behind. The world doesn't go away when you close your eyes. If you choose not to agree with other lifestyles, then please feel free to do so, but please don't try to frame your argument based on a choose your own adventure book written by men with a specific agenda. People did the same thing with Mein Kampf, and we all see how that turned out. Trying to legislate the happiness of others won't make you any more happy, it just makes you a dick. So, if you're a Christian and you see a gay or interracial couple walking down the street, take a minute to realize it has absoluetly nothing to do with you and keep walking. Or maybe introduce yourself and have a conversation. You might be surprised to learn that you have more in common than you think.

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Caitlin O’Connor Is New HereBy toddApril 04, 2014

Maxim model Caitlin O'Connor posed in a bikini in Venice, and yeah, that's pretty much it. To be honest, my penis is kinda indifferent. So, enjoy the pics, I guess? Or don't. I can't live your life, man.

Maxim model Caitlin O'Connor posed in a bikini in Venice, and yeah, that's pretty much it. To be honest, my penis is kinda indifferent. So, enjoy the pics, I guess?…

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Selena Gomez Is Doing The Same Thing To Orlando Bloom NowBy toddApril 04, 2014
Selena Gomez Is Doing The Same Thing To Orlando Bloom Now

 

Continuing in her phase of banging efeminate white dudes, Selena Gomez is now reportedly banging Orlando Bloom. Sources say Justin Bieber is so mad he threw his Barbie Princess Unicorn against the wall. Every princess needs the perfect pet, and what could be more perfect than the enchanting unicorn? Barbie Princess doll's unicorn has a gorgeous wavy mane that girls will want to brush and style! A glittery saddle and tiara of its own make it the perfect riding companion for Barbie princess! An enclosed brush lets girls beautify the unicorn's mane!

Justin Bieber, 20, is furious over Selena Gomez, 21, allegedly flirting with Orlando Bloom. The Biebs is used to being “king of the hill” when it comes to his lady-love’s affections, so this latest interaction between Selena, and Orlando must be a huge slap in the face to the troubled pop bad-boy.  Selena and Orlando recently participated in the We Day California conference on March 26. The 21-year-old singer gave a moving speech and later, backstage, posed with Orlando and Seth Rogen — who has been one of Justin’s biggest haters. The picture  was posted to her Instagram account, and was probably the reason for Justin’s alleged  jealous accusations. Additionally, Seth has openly expressed his disdain for the “Never Say Never” singer, which could have also triggered a reaction in Justin.

I don't know why Justin Bieber is so upset, because Orlando Bloom is the real loser in this whole thing. Because, uh, up until last year, he had his own table and an open reservation in Miranda Kerr's vagina. Now a waitress is telling him the drink specials at a Taco Mac.

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RaP gAmE KaTy pErRyBy toddMarch 27, 2014
RaP gAmE KaTy pErRy

 

Rumors of Katy Perry and Riff Raff dating hit earlier this week, and like most of the world who knows or cares who those people are, I thought it was a joke between friends. Except they actually went on a date once and this post is really needed to fill up space because today is boring. Look, I'm always honest with you. Don't make me regret telling you that.

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Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of VogueBy toddMarch 27, 2014
Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of Vogue

 

Since everybody else is making fun of it, Kylie and Kendall Jenner took their turn by posting this pic on Twitter to, you know, make fun of Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover. This is some really bad Photoshop. They really should have consulted with Kim on this. She would have never stood for this quality of work. Her Photoshop game is too strong.

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