Mel Gibson Might Have Knocked Up Some Reality Show ChickBy toddNovember 10, 2011

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But did she blow him before jacuzzi? That’s the burning question here. Radar Online reports:

A pregnant reality TV star, who dated Mel Gibson briefly during the summer, is telling friends that the Braveheart actor is the father of her unborn baby, Star magazine is exclusively reporting. Both the mother-to-be, Laura Bellizzi, 35, and Gibson denied the claim when contacted for comment, and a source close to Mel insists that it’s “physically impossible” for the 55-year-old actor to have fathered the child. However, a close insider says that Bellizzi has confided to friends that Mel is the baby daddy, but does not want the news to go public. “Laura’s being as secretive as she can be about it,” the insider told Star. “But she’s really showing now, and people are beginning to ask the question: ‘Who’s the daddy?’” Bellizzi, who appeared on VH1’s Secrets of Aspen in 2010, dated Mel during the summer and the couple were last seen together at the Mondrian hotel’s Skybar in West Hollywood on June 15. “Laura and Mel met through some mutual friends in Malibu, and the chemistry was instant,” the source revealed.

This chick’s last name is Belizzi, so I assume she’s not Jewish, so that’s a good sign. If she was, man, the baby thinks it’s warm now….

But did she blow him before jacuzzi? That’s the burning question here. Radar Online reports: A pregnant reality TV star, who dated Mel Gibson briefly during the summer, is telling…

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Kim Kardashian’s Ex-Publicist: Her “Wedding Was Staged”By toddNovember 10, 2011

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Jonathan Jaxson, Kim Kardashian’s publicist from 2007 to 2009, was on something called The Elvis Duran Morning Show yesterday where he basically said she can’t even take a shit without a script or a producer in a van giving her stage directions through a headset. NYP reports:

Kim Kardashian is a master of media manipulation, claims her former publicist Jonathan Jaxson. Jaxson, who worked with Kardashian from 2007 to 2009, says that he believes Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries was staged. “I staged several of the moments that the world has seen of her, such as a ring that we alleged was from Reggie Bush,” Jaxson claimed. “It was December 26, 2007 — I remember the day. She was going to go shopping with her grandmother and her mom and we said, ‘Let’s do something to get more press for you.’ She said, ‘Perfect. Let me go to a ring store and walk out as if Reggie Bush were proposing to me … I have ring I love and adore — it’s seven carats. I’ll keep it in my purse.'” He says the stunt went off without a hitch. “It was calculated to a T and then it was leaked to a magazine,” he said. Despite this, Jaxson claims Bush was not in on the publicity stunts, and alleges that when he got wise to Kardashian’s antics, he chose to end their relationship. Jaxson says he began working with Kardashian the day her sex tape broke, and says he believes that it was not leaked with Kardashian’s knowledge, although he noted that she “wasn’t devastated by any means.” Jaxson furthermore claims to have built Kardashian’s image, alongside her sisters’, and says fame was always her goal.

The blacklash against this den of Armenian whores in the recent weeks has been brutal and has made the world a better place. In fact, I just walked outside and saw a rose growing through concrete. And a unicorn pulling a wagon full of kittens. Then the sun winked at me. Then an elderly Mexican dragon walked from behind a tree and read me a book about the importance of sharing.

Jonathan Jaxson, Kim Kardashian’s publicist from 2007 to 2009, was on something called The Elvis Duran Morning Show yesterday where he basically said she can’t even take a shit without…

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This Is Tiger Woods’ New GirlfriendBy toddMarch 21, 2011

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Alyse Lahti Johnston, who has been reportedly dating Tiger Woods for a few weeks (and has also been seen on his yacht in Florida recently), is the daughter of an executive at IMG, the agency that represents Woods. She also looks really sexy in her DUI mugshot. It’s hard to tell if she needs Proactiv or more meth to even shit out.

Alyse Lahti Johnston, who has been reportedly dating Tiger Woods for a few weeks (and has also been seen on his yacht in Florida recently), is the daughter of an…

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Britney Spears Can’t PartyBy jessMarch 20, 2011
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Following her head shaving meltdown, Britney Spears’ handlers have new rules for working on her video sets. TMZ got a copy:

TMZ has obtained a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that dancers were required to sign before working on her latest music video. It specifically states, “Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances.”

The NDA even goes on to say that the dancers can be subjected to drug testing at any time and can be fired for failing a test or even refusing to take one.

I’m not sure what’s so shocking and controversial about this, especially since most jobs require a drug test before you get hired. I’m just surprised there weren’t also stipulations about umbrellas, Cheetos, Red Bull, butter beans, triple-venti-extra-whip-and-caramel, creepy Middle Eastern paparazzi, or virile wiggers.

Following her head shaving meltdown, Britney Spears’ handlers have new rules for working on her video sets. TMZ got a copy: TMZ has obtained a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that dancers…

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She’s Smiling Because She’s SetBy jessMarch 20, 2011
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Ryan Philippe‘s ex, Alexis Knapp, is seven months pregnant. And now she’s prepared. TMZ reports:

Ryan Phillippe’s ex/alleged baby mama has lawyered up … and a legal battle is now brewing … TMZ has learned.

Alexis Knapp — the model/actress who claims to be carrying Ryan’s baby — has hired Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Ryan has said he’ll take a DNA test once the baby is born and support the child if it’s his, but Alexis is not satisfied.

And here’s a fun fact. Kaplan repped K-Fed in his divorce/custody battle with Britney Spears.

Since news of her pregnancy broke, reports have all said that Ryan Phillippe agreed to step up and support the kid once a paternity test was done, so I imagine this move is just to cement everything in front of a judge. I also imagine Mark Vincent Kaplan’s going to have a slightly harder time in court against a preppy, normal white dude who already has an active role in the lives of two kids than he did against a crazed redneck who needs her dad to sign a permission slip for her to go to Starbucks.

Ryan Phillippe’s current piece, Amanda Seyfried, doing nothing to help Japan:

Ryan Philippe‘s ex, Alexis Knapp, is seven months pregnant. And now she’s prepared. TMZ reports: Ryan Phillippe’s ex/alleged baby mama has lawyered up … and a legal battle is now…

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Renee Zellweger And Bradley Cooper Aren’t EngagedBy jessMarch 19, 2011
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Because they broke up. Us Weekly reports that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits. Oh, Bradley Cooper also has a movie out this weekend.

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have reached their limit.

After less than two years together, the couple have split, multiple sources confirm to UsMagazine.com. Reps for both Cooper and Zellweger had no comment.

Limitless star Cooper, 36, first met Oscar winner Zellweger, 41, six years ago on the set of their thriller Case 39 — but romance didn’t bloom until summer 2009.

In the interim, both stars had short-lived marriages: Cooper to actress Jennifer Esposito, Zellweger to singer Kenny Chesney. Both unions petered out in less than six months.

After being photographed dining together in NYC in July 2009, the duo were spotted kissing in Spain in early August; the next week, he took her to his Philadelphia home town…

Doing press for his new movie Limitless, Cooper stayed typically mum on his love. On the Howard Stern Show on Monday, Howard Stern grilled the Hangover star about Zellweger; Cooper simply denied any engagement plans.

No reasons have been reported for the split just yet, but I suspect it has something to do with Bradley Cooper turning the lights on or getting a new prescription for his contact lenses, because these were the best pictures I could find of Renee Zellweger. Seriously, can someone explain her appeal? Her movies are lame and she always looks like she just sucked on a lemon or something. Oh, wait. “Or something.” This explains everything. Carry on.

Because they broke up. Us Weekly reports that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits. Oh, Bradley Cooper also has a movie out this weekend. Bradley Cooper and…

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Rebecca Black Thinks She’s Being CyberbulliedBy toddMarch 18, 2011

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The irony isn’t lost on me that today is Friday, but seven days ago 14-year old Rebecca Black‘s video for her debut single, Friday, hit YouTube. It has since had over 16 million views. Mostly because people play it over and over so they can point at the screen and laugh. This makes her so sad 🙁 Us Magazine reports:

Orange County, Calif. eighth grader Rebecca Black bumped Charlie Sheen off the top Twitter trending topics list this week, thanks to something far more innocent than Sheen’s antics: “Friday,” a much-maligned, AutoTune-heavy pop song and YouTube video that has been viewed 13 million times. At just 13 years old, Black has been victim to some harsh musical critiques online. Even though “Friday” has gone past tracks by Justin Bieber and Bruno Mars on the iTunes Top 100 songs chart, Yahoo called it “the worst song ever” and website called it “disastrous.” “Those hurtful comments really shocked me,” Black told The Daily Beast in her very first interview since becoming a viral star. “At times, it feels like I’m being cyberbullied.

Oh, child. You poor, poor child. Besides this song (a song in which the writer and lead singer was struck with leukemia for releasing it), Friday is quite possibly the worst song ever recorded. Ever. That’s why people hate it and by extension, hate you. I’m not saying it’s right or even warranted, but welcome to Earth. It happens. In the future, if you or anybody singing behind you is wearing braces, just know that we all assume that you have no fucking idea what to do on a Friday. Wake up in a pile of vomit and somebody’s blood on you then get back to us.

The irony isn’t lost on me that today is Friday, but seven days ago 14-year old Rebecca Black‘s video for her debut single, Friday, hit YouTube. It has since had…

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Selena Gomez Is Upset, Might Be AssassinatedBy toddMarch 18, 2011

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As soon as Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went public with their relationship, which I assume includes a lot of shopping and giggling, Gomez has been inundated with hate mail from Beiber’s psychotic fans in orthodontic headgear who are just learning how to handle their periods. At this year’s Vanity Fair party, it was reported that a fan actually punched Selena Gomez in the face (here she is in the car immediately after), so these little bitches aren’t fucking around. The Sun reports:

JUSTIN BIEBER has spent hours on the phone to his missus this week – because his fans are making her life a misery. SELENA GOMEZ has been calling the Canadian star in tears after receiving death threats from his groupies. The Disney sweetheart has been flooded with hate mail from her fella’s admirers – who call themselves Beliebers – ever since they attended The Vanity Fair Oscars party together in Hollywood last month. Selena said: “It’s hard. It hurts, it really does. “I don’t feel I’m doing anything wrong, I’ve been best friends with him for a very long time. “He’s been in my life for so long and it’s just nice to have someone that understands what you’re going through. “It does hurt my feelings a lot but I try not to focus on it – I have a strong family and great fans.”

Awww, Selena Gomez is as adorable as the Snuggle Bear holding a kitten in a unicorn Snuggie, so why would anybody want to hurt her? I wish I could take her on a picnic so we could talk. Just talk. And let her know that everything will be okay. And to let her know that I’m here for her. She’d be so grateful that she’d touch my hand softly and thank me with a big hug. You know, and then we’d hump.

As soon as Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber went public with their relationship, which I assume includes a lot of shopping and giggling, Gomez has been inundated with hate mail…

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No IdeaBy toddMarch 18, 2011

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Katy Perry was at BBC Radio 1 studios in London supporting Red Nose Day (*) last night, and since she’s a attention whore who will slit her wrists if everybody isn’t looking at her and only hertrendsetter who breaks all the rules, she wore an actual red nose. How groundbreaking! I bet nobody has ever thought of that before!

(*) = Yeah, I didn’t know either. I had to Google it. It was way too much to read but it’s about helping poor people or some shit. Not my first guess. I assumed it was about alcoholics or mystical reindeer with the power of flight.

Katy Perry was at BBC Radio 1 studios in London supporting Red Nose Day (*) last night, and since she’s a attention whore who will slit her wrists if everybody…

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