Halsey Is Against AIDSBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
Halsey Is Against AIDS

 

Hey, did you know that Halsey is half white and half black? I just found that out last week. I kinda don’t believe it, because she has a flat and and her music sucks. And she hasn’t tweeted about Black Panther yet. Like, how do you call yourself black if you don’t tweet about Black Panther and how it is the best superhero movie starring a mostly black cast and how it was a soul changing experience to see black people in a fictional movie? You can’t, if we’re being honest. But it is good to see that Halsey is half black and is trying to help with AIDS by attending the 2018 amfAR Gala New York. AIDS is pretty bad in Africa. I blame the Pope.

 

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Melissa Benoist Did A PremiereBy toddJanuary 26, 2018
Melissa Benoist Did A Premiere

 

Hey, my neighborhood just had a power outage for two hours, but it’s back on now, so I’d like to take a moment speak my truth. I was on Netflix and bored one day and saw Supergirl, so I decided to watch the pilot to laugh at a network, superhero show. Two weeks later, I had watched the first two seasons. It was that moment I realized every good show that’s out right now makes you wanna kill yourself after you watch it and Supergirl doesn’t make you wanna kill yourself. It’s fun and adorable and makes you feel That being said, Melissa Benoist plays Supergirl and she’s great and also adorable. She’s also in Waco, and if you know the story of what happened, it will also make you want to kill yourself. Not sure where I’m going with this, but these are pics from the premiere and Melissa Benoist is very cute.

 

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Nice Shirt, Bella HadidBy toddMay 01, 2017

Bella Hadid did this (NSFW) and The Weeknd still didn’t leave Selena Gomez (because why would you?), so now I guess Bella is trying with whatever this is. Not sure if this is the best tactic. I look at these pictures and want to order hash browns on the side.

Bella Hadid did this (NSFW) and The Weeknd still didn’t leave Selena Gomez (because why would you?), so now I guess Bella is trying with whatever this is. Not sure…

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Beyonce Is The Most Pregnant PersonBy toddMay 01, 2017
Beyonce Is The Most Pregnant Person

 

Beyonce attended the Wearable Art Gala in Los Angeles on Saturday (I think to support her mom?), and as you can see, Beyonce is pregnant with like six adult dragons. And they all seem to have Jay Z’s nose.

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Courtney Stodden Had A Divorce PartyBy toddMay 01, 2017

Eugene Victor Tooms, immortal, and Courtney Stodden, 22(?), split in 2013, then got back together, faked a baby for publicity,  celebrated their 5th anniversary by renewing their vows, then separated again like 8 months later. On Friday, she had a “Divorce Party”. Here’s some pictures of that event. If you lean close to your monitor you can probably smell it. I wouldn’t advise doing that.

Eugene Victor Tooms, immortal, and Courtney Stodden, 22(?), split in 2013, then got back together, faked a baby for publicity,  celebrated their 5th anniversary by renewing their vows, then separated again…

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Katy Perry’s New Song Is GarbageBy toddApril 28, 2017

Fresh out the oven! Listen everywhere: link in profile.

A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on

 

You might not believe this, but Katy Perry released a new single called, “Bon Appetit” that she wrote with her Cliches About Food and Totally On The Nose Sexual Innuendo books then called Migos. Here’s some highlights of the lyrical genius!

 

“Spread like a buffet”
“Appetite for seduction”
“Fresh out the oven”
“You could use some sugar, because your levels ain’t right” (I guess the person is a diabetic?)
“You want what I’m cookin'”
“Under candlelight, we can wine and dine, our table for two”
“Eat with your hands”
“I’m on the menu”
“So you want some more, I’m open 24”
“Hit that sweet tooth”
“Running back for seconds”

 

Not to bring this up again, but Katy Perry campaigned for Hillary. You guys need to own that.

 

Fresh out the oven! Listen everywhere: link in profile. A post shared by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Apr 27, 2017 at 9:09pm PDT   You might not believe this, but…

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Jennifer Lopez Is Banging Alex RodriguezBy toddMarch 09, 2017
Jennifer Lopez Is Banging Alex Rodriguez

 

Earlier this week it was reported that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got back together, then it was reported that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner called off their divorce. Then it was reported that Drake started crying. Not sure about that last one. It feels true. Now it’s being reported that Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez are dating. Alex Rodriguez used to play baseball really good now he doesn’t.

The “On the Floor” singer, 47, is dating former MLB star Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez, a source confirms to PEOPLE. “They have been dating for a few weeks,” the source said. “She seems excited,” a source close to Lopez told PEOPLE. “He has been around her family and she really likes that he is a dad. She is aware, though, that he is a ladies’ man too and is being cautious. For now, it’s just fun. She is single and enjoys dating.”

Both of their last names end in “z”, and if you add about eight more, that would pretty much sum up my thoughts on this. This is news and I guess I’m supposed to tell you about it or whatever. Here’s some pictures if you’re not asleep.

 

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Jessica Lowndes In A Swimsuit & LinksBy toddMarch 09, 2017
Jessica Lowndes In A Swimsuit & Links

 

Hey, it’s Chrissy Teigen without a bra  (NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Scarlett Johansson‘s custody battle is a damn mess  [  Dlisted  ]

Emma Watson is being attacked by the Beyhive  because feminism is weird  [  The Superficial   ]

Bella Thorne is doing cheerleading erotica now  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

No wonder Ryan Gosling got Eva Mendes pregnant twice  [  Popoholic  ]

A moment with Tynika Ann Carter  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Frenchy Morgan naked on the beach  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Bella Thorne might be doing heroin and meth  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Tom Hiddleston got super testy   [ Cele|bitchy  ]

More Jessica Lowndes  [  IDLY ]

 

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All Of Bella Thorne’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Dicks Are On The Internet NowBy toddJanuary 19, 2017
All Of Bella Thorne’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Dicks Are On The Internet Now

 

Bella Thorne has legit dated like four people this month, but two of her exes, Tyler Posey and Gregg Sulkin, have their dicks on the Internet in something called The Wolfening. I don’t know her, but she looks like she asks for a lot of dick pics. In her defense, I guess she’s trying to help?

 

Not sure how ole Gregg feels about this, but at least the nation knows Bella Thorne can recognize his dick just from a photo. He seems to have left a good impression. Worse things have happened to people.

 

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MY GOD IT’S OVERBy toddJanuary 16, 2017
MY GOD IT’S OVER

 

So far, 2017 isn’t much better than 2016, but the Dallas Cowboys took the L last night, but the greatest news of all might be that the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorce shit is finally fucking over.

 

Have a seat, Amber.

Amber was trying to delay the final divorce so she could take Johnny’s deposition, but the judge turned thumbs down in a hearing Friday, saying enough was enough.

Why did you stand up? Take another seat, Amber.

Johnny had agreed to pay Amber $7 million to settle the divorce, but Amber attempted to renegotiate the settlement. The judge ruled the $7 mil settlement stood, and that’s what she’ll get.

You too, Johnny. Oh, Amber please take a third one.

Johnny’s lawyers asked the judge to impose a $100k sanction on Amber for delaying the proceeding, but the judge rejected that. She wanted Johnny to pay her attorney’s fees but the judge said each should foot their own bills.

Both of these people are assholes, so I really don’t care what happens here. Actually, that’s a lie, because I’ve been posting about it since day one and haven’t let it go. What’s wrong with me? What have become? There’s no titties in this.

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