McAvoy and Fassbender Doing Stewart And McKellan Impressions Is The GreatestBy toddMay 30, 2014

 

There's really not much I can say about this video of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan impressions except that it is great.So great that I watched it twice. To make you understand what that mean, a chick just walked into the coffee shop in yoga shorts and I only looked at her once.

  There's really not much I can say about this video of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan impressions except that it is great.So great…

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The MPAA Banned This Poster For ‘Sin City 2’By toddMay 30, 2014
The MPAA Banned This Poster For ‘Sin City 2’

 

The Motion Picture Association of America, and their irrational fear of the female body and orgasm, have took it upon themselves to ban this poster for Sin City 2 that depicts Eva Green and her boobs for being "too racy". Please keep in mind that we all just saw Hugh Jackman's naked ass in X-Men: Days Of Future Past for no other reason than "hey, look. here's Hugh Jackman's naked ass". But you show a hint of titty and the world might collapse on itself. I happen to enjoy breasts a great deal, as do a lot of people. The female form is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created or ever will be created. That's why there's 7 billion of us living here right now. The only reason I ever pull out now is because I'm trying to improve my credit score.

  The Motion Picture Association of America, and their irrational fear of the female body and orgasm, have took it upon themselves to ban this poster for Sin City 2…

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Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Bought The Clippers For $2BBy toddMay 30, 2014
Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Bought The Clippers For $2B

 

"Now hear me out on this…'The Los Angeles Cliparts'''

 

Yay! Billionaire white dudes ftw.

Steve Ballmer won the bidding war to buy the Clippers for $2 billion, although other NBA owners and possibly Donald Sterling must still approve any sale. But Ballmer clearly has the money to buy the team — he amassed his fortune as a longtime executive of software giant Microsoft Corp. Forbes estimates Ballmer's net worth totals $20 billion, mainly because of the Microsoft stock he owns, ranking him 35th among the world's billionaires This isn't the first time Ballmer has pursued an NBA franchise.

Steve Ballmer has tried twice before to buy an NBA franchise, one time he tried to buy the Milawukee Bucks, so it's pretty clear that he really, really wants to own an NBA team, and it doesn't particulary matter which one. The $2B he paid for the Los Angeles Clippers is almost FOUR TIMES more that the previous record NBA purchase price. I could sit here and say that's a bad business decision, but I pretty much do the same thing at Starbucks everyday,

  "Now hear me out on this…'The Los Angeles Cliparts'''   Yay! Billionaire white dudes ftw. Steve Ballmer won the bidding war to buy the Clippers for $2 billion, although…

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Zac Efron Loves Cocaine And MollyBy toddSeptember 18, 2013

News hit last night that Zac Efon completed rehab five months ago, for alchol. Except he wasn't there for alcohol, because that's a poor person's addiction. Bro was a raging cokehead. TMZ reports:

Zac Efron did NOT go to rehab for alcohol abuse — it was far more serious, because multiple sources tell TMZ he had a serious cocaine addiction. Zac completed his stint in rehab earlier this year.  We're told the problem spiraled out of control during the filming of Seth Rogen's movie "Neighbors," which was shot during a narrow time frame beginning in April. Sources tell us Zac — who also starred in the movie — was a no-show on a number of days.  As one source connected with the film tells us, "It was common knowledge he was struggling with cocaine." Three other sources confirm … Zac's problem was rooted in cocaine, but say he also dabbled in Molly — a pure form of Ecstasy, and a popular drug in clubs and raves. We're told … early this year, Zac and some friends went on a coke rager in a room at the SkyLofts at the MGM Grand in Vegas … and caused around $50k in damage. No word on who took care of the bill.

At what point will Disney be investigated by CPS? I mean, it has to be soon, right? Does Mickey Mouse molest these kids or something? The American people would like some answers.

 

News hit last night that Zac Efon completed rehab five months ago, for alchol. Except he wasn't there for alcohol, because that's a poor person's addiction. Bro was a raging…

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Liam Hemsworth Is Banging This NowBy toddSeptember 17, 2013

Now that he's had a white chick actress (January Jones) and a black chick singer (Miley Cyrus), Liam Hemsworth is now banging a Hispanic actress/singer chick (Eiza Gonzales). His affirmative action penis had fun in Las Vegas. The Daily Mail reports:

The pair have been pictured together once again on Monday after flirting and partying together in Las Vegas over the weekend. This time the duo, both 23, were snapped in Los Angeles after returning from Sin City, the very same day Liam and Miley confirmed that they had called off their engagement. The pair were leaving a residential home, hopping into a black Cadillac Escalade together. Liam jumped into the driver's seat of the vehicle while Eiza settled herself into the passenger seat. While the nature of Eiza and Liam's relationship is yet to be confirmed, the fact that he is spending time in the company of the gorgeous star is sure to be a blow to Miley. The same day that Eiza and Liam stepped out together in LA, he and Miley confirmed that their relationship was over. Liam and Eiza were first seen getting close when they were pictured partying together at VIP club Bungalow in Las Vegas on Saturday night. Liam, along with about five male friends and a couple of ladies, including Eiza, reportedly went to their VIP table near the DJ booth, but only for a few minutes before heading back to a more private VIP cabana near the pool. Liam and Eiza are said to have never left each other's side during the night. The pair reportedly enjoyed some drinks, Liam smoked a cigarette and they talked and flirted very close in the the VIP section of the club. At one point, Eiza was seen sitting on a cabinet, flashing her legs in her short dress as Liam stayed standing, chatting to her and gazing into her eyes. And it was no wonder why he was so enamoured, as she was showing off her killer body in a bright orange strapless dress teamed with sky high black patent leather stilettos and a gold choker necklace. According to reports, Liam and Eiza left the club together at 2am.

Let me the first to say Liam Hemsworth's jumpoff is high quality Latina. Usually when you high quality Mexican stuff it's in balloons. So excellent work, Liam. Excellent work.

 
Now that he's had a white chick actress (January Jones) and a black chick singer (Miley Cyrus), Liam Hemsworth is now banging a Hispanic actress/singer chick (Eiza Gonzales). His affirmative…

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Anastasia Ashley Isn’t TwerkingBy toddSeptember 17, 2013

 

Speaking of white chicks dancing, here's Anastasia Ashley dancing in cutoff shorts and a Wu-Tang t-shirt. I think she's trying to tell me she wants to get married. You guys picked up on that, right? Jesus, try some subtlety next time, Anastasia.

  Speaking of white chicks dancing, here's Anastasia Ashley dancing in cutoff shorts and a Wu-Tang t-shirt. I think she's trying to tell me she wants to get married. You…

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