Kylie Jenner Will Probably Do Porn In 2016By toddJanuary 05, 2016
Kylie Jenner Will Probably Do Porn In 2016


I don’t know how much Kylie Jenner expects to make or impress with this bondage-inspired lingerie video she released on her app thing or whatever since it doesn’t really keep her boyfriend from sliding “uncomfortable messages” in a 14-year old’s DMs, but I’m gonna guess it won’t be more than this. Look, nobody wants to see her older sisters naked except maybe NBA players in small market cities and Kendall Jenner will probably be killed by Taylor Swift soon, so Kris Jenner will have to write that asset off. Time to do porn, Kylie. What? Don’t be like that. Think of your family.


Oh, yeah. You can watch whatever this video is below:


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Jennifer Lopez’ Butt Did Kimmel & LinksBy toddJanuary 05, 2016

Anne Hathaway was super cold at the beach (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Taylor Swift will burn her enemies in a forest fire  [   The Superficial   ]

John Stamos threw the full shade at the Olsen twins  [  Dlisted   ]

Rita Ora’s bikinis are getting ridic   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Cara Delevinge in a bikini is meh  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Kendall Jenner in a bikini on a yacht with One Direction  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Jess Glynne is asking way too much of the sun  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Hilary Clinton promised to find life outside Earth if elected  [  The Blemish  ]

Kristen Stewart wore this dress, smiled once  [  Popoholic  ]

Sup, Luisana Lopilato?  [  Celebslam  ]

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are about to go to war  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

Megyn Kelly said Donald Trump tried to hit it more than once  [  COED  ]

Clinton: The Musical is a thing  [  Popbytes  ]

 

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Justin Bieber Turned Himself Into The Toronto PoliceBy toddJanuary 30, 2014
Justin Bieber Turned Himself Into The Toronto Police

 

In yesterday's episode of Thug Life Of Zack And Cody, Justin Bieber surrendered to Toronto police for his role in the assault of a limo driver last December. No word on whether he broke a nail during the incident.  Radar Online reports:

Justin Bieber arrived at a Toronto police station to turn himself in on Wednesday and was charged with criminal assault, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. The Canadian pop star arrived in Canada on Wednesday to “answer to an assault charge over an incident with a limousine driver that happened last Dec. in which investigators believe Bieber, a Stratford, Ontario, resident” was in the limo at the time of the alleged attack” against the unnamed driver, a source said. Authorities in Toronto have been interviewing potential witnesses that reportedly fingered the “Baby” singer as being directly involved in the incident. A first-time assault conviction in Ontario usually results in a fine of up to $2,000 and/or 18 months in jail. The sentencing can also include probation and anger management therapy.

Seriously though, is there anything worse than a wigger? Wiggers are the worst. If Justin Bieber wasn't famous he'd be in bartending school and a person of interest in several date rapes.

  In yesterday's episode of Thug Life Of Zack And Cody, Justin Bieber surrendered to Toronto police for his role in the assault of a limo driver last December. No…
I Think I Have Something In My EyeBy toddJanuary 30, 2014

 

I like when Super Bowl commercials are aired during, you know, the Super Bowl, but none of that matters because Budweiser released their commercial called "Puppy Love" yesterday, and it might be the most adorable thing I've ever seen. The only exception being that time I wore a sweater vest. There's lots of crappy stuff going on in the world, so watch the commercial and forget about it for a few seconds. I can't really type anymore because my eyeballs are sweating. Probably just have the heat on too high.

  I like when Super Bowl commercials are aired during, you know, the Super Bowl, but none of that matters because Budweiser released their commercial called "Puppy Love" yesterday, and…
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Rihanna Wants A Bigger AssBy toddJanuary 30, 2014
Rihanna Wants A Bigger Ass

 

This is how I choose to interpret this article. E! reports:

Fresh off her Grammy win, Rihanna caught up with E!'s Alicia Quarles at MAC's Soho store to chat about beauty, body image and butts. Clad in a purple metallic blazer and sporting pin-straight hair, the singer revealed exactly where she gets her love of makeup: her mom. "I mean, she had so much makeup when I was a little girl, and mostly red lipstick," said the singer. Then the conversation moved from lipstick to body image, and the 25-year-old beauty was refreshingly candid. "I do pick on my body," she admitted. "It's a thing that women do. We walk in front of the mirror and we look at our butt. Is it getting bigger today? Ew. It's still flat."

If you're a chick, there's only two ways to get a bigger ass: squat down to pick up the bacon chili cheese fries you dropped or go to a gym and do actual squats. But Rihanna looks like she was doing squats when her mom having an ultrasound, so I'm not understanding what she sees in the mirror. Wait…is that….Chris Brown? It's Chris Brown! RUN BITCH RUN!!

 

Note: Running won't help you get a bigger ass, but it's a great for your cardio vascular system and for burning fat. Stay tuned to IDLYITW for all your fitness needs.

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Kelly Brook Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJanuary 30, 2014
Kelly Brook Says Good Morning, Links

 

AWKWARD MESS [Dlisted]

An open letter to Nicki Minaj [Fishwrapper]

Addison Timlin forgot her bra (NSFW)  [Taxi Driver Movie]

Katy Perry fingerbanged Anna Kendrick [The Superficial]

Nina Agdal did Terry Richardson [Hollywood Tuna]

Vanessa Hudgens in yoga pants [Popoholic]

Sienna Miller did Esquire [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Bieber hotboxed a mansion, fined $5,000 [TMZ] Rihanna wore New Balances with a fur coat [Moe Jackson]

Nic Cage is starring in a reboot of a Kirk Cameron movie [Film Drunk]

Kate Upton in Cosmo Spain [Celebslam]

  AWKWARD MESS [Dlisted] An open letter to Nicki Minaj [Fishwrapper] Addison Timlin forgot her bra (NSFW)  [Taxi Driver Movie] Katy Perry fingerbanged Anna Kendrick [The Superficial] Nina Agdal did…

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There Are Lorde Birthers NowBy toddJanuary 29, 2014

Much like the conspiracy theorists who believed Obama wasn't an American because he has a job and works out, people are now convinced that a 16-year old couldn't have made such and amazing album like Pure Heroine. Of course, like many conspiracy theorists, these people are dumb. It's even gotten to the point that her birth certificate is now online. So let's go ahead and clear this up now: She's 17. Lorde is 17. Next year she'll be 18. Not Courtney Stodden 18, but actually 18. Sometimes people are just old souls and are inherently more talented than you. That doesn't mean there's some vast coverup going on to sell records. That only applies to Katy Perry who must listen to "Glory and Gore" then want to burn every copy of "Roar" and start over. But Todd, "Royals" sucks! No, you've just heard it a billion times. And it's the worst song on the album, so that's why it was big hit America. Christ. You people.

 

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