Stacey Dash Is Running For CongressBy toddFebruary 27, 2018
Stacey Dash Is Running For Congress

 

Former Clueless star and former Fox News person, Stacey Dash, is running for Congress in California. I’m sure this will be met with rational discourse and no hyperbole at all.

The Clueless star filed papers for a U.S. Congressional run with the Federal Election Commission on Monday announcing the formation of a principal campaign committee under the name “Dash to DC.” Stacey Dash is listed as the candidate, running as a Republican for a seat in the House of Representatives representing California’s 44th district. The 44th district is in the South Los Angeles and Los Angeles Harbor areas and includes the cities of Carson, Compton, San Pedro, and Wilmington. The news comes after Dash’s Feb. 9 tweet asking her followers what they thought of her running for political office, as she “mulled the possibilities.”

Man, this is great. A woman of color running for a political office. We need more women of color in politi-oh wait no sorry I just checked Twitter. This woman of color running for political office is bad because apparently all women of color have the exact same political beliefs and Stacey Dash is the only woman of color in America who doesn’t share those beliefs. So glad we caught that! Thanks guys! Please be on the lookout for more women of color running for political office who don’t believe the exact same thing you do. Fuck them. Be sure to tell them to shut up on Twitter a lot.

 

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‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two TrailersBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Has Two Trailers

 

After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star Wars Story,” in case you didn’t know a trailer with Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon in it was about Star Wars. It’s great! Because it has things you recognize! This will be a great movie and not a money grab from a corporate conglomerate at all. The trailer also has Donald Glover as a young Lando Calrissian. He was the black guy in the old Star Wars movies if you don’t count Darth Vader.

 

 

  After the original directors were fired and Ron Howard reshot like 90% of the movie, two trailer for Solo: A Star Wars Story have dropped. They added “A Star…
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The Patriots Lost A Super BowlBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
The Patriots Lost A Super Bowl

 

The Philadelphia Eagles just beat the New England Patriots 41-33 in Super Bowl LII. Even the Roman numeral has a L in it. Again, the Eagles won, so let me know where to text my Red Cross donation to the city of Philadelphia tomorrow.

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“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A TrailerBy toddJanuary 30, 2018
“Ant-Man and the Wasp” Has A Trailer

 

I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate plays the Wasp. Haven’t seen her in a while. I guess this is a good thing. Paul Rudd and Michael Douglas are also in it. I don’t know more much about this movie, I’m sorry.

 

  I haven’t seen the first Ant-Man because why would I, but the sequel, Ant-Man and the Wasp, has a trailer that came out today and this is it. Kate…

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Bella Hadid Had A Wardrobe Malfunction If That’s Still A ThingBy toddJanuary 24, 2018
Bella Hadid Had A Wardrobe Malfunction If That’s Still A Thing

 

Everything in 2018 is horrible, and on that list of “Everything In 2018 Is Horrible” is Bella Hadid Is Considered A Model. She’s not even the hottest Hadid. That said, she was at Paris Fashion Week and walked in the during the Alexandre Vauthier Haute Couture Spring Summer 2018 show and her nipple fell out. Wow, women have boobs and on those boobs are nipples. This would have been a really exciting post in 2004. So pretend it’s 2004 and be amazed.

 

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Why, Bella Thorne?By toddJanuary 23, 2018
Why, Bella Thorne?

 

Bella Thorne did some weird photoshoot in NYC, and if you’re a white girl in your 20s, the best way to show everybody that you’re a “rebel” is to stick your tongue out constantly and flip the camera off as much as possible. Like Miley Cyrus did before she turned black then turned back to white again but this time as a folk singer or whatever she is now. Doing this let’s people know you mean business and aren’t projecting your insecurities onto others in a package that everyone can understand.

 

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Margot Robbie Did A PremiereBy toddJanuary 23, 2018
Margot Robbie Did A Premiere

 

Margot Robbie just got nominated for Best Actress for I, Tonya, but she’s in Australia right now at the premiere of I, Tonya. You’d think Australians would have seen this movie by now since Margot Robbie is Australian. Maybe it has something to do with their gun laws. I don’t know. Robbie is rocking the rib cage cleavage thing now and I’m not sure how to process this, but if she ever wanted a half brown baby I could look past that if needed.

 

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Kim Kardashian Got Naked In A TreeBy toddSeptember 06, 2017

 

Yesterday, Dreamers were marching in the streets, North Korea said they were gonna launch at nuke at America for the lolz, and Hurricane Irma registered on a seismograph. Kim Kardashian that would be the best time to drop a picture of herself standing naked in a tree. Not sure why she’s standing up there naked.

 


Oh, okay. Not need to march anymore, guys. You’re good now.


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Paris Jackson Got Dumbass InkBy toddSeptember 05, 2017
Paris Jackson Got Dumbass Ink

 

Antifa really needs to figure out how a blue-eyed white chick is allowed to continue to pass herself off as a rich, black man’s daughter and heir. We can discuss later how if you give any sheltered 19-year-old white chick millions of dollars, they all turn into a Reductress article who constantly talk about how they’re a free spirit and chakras and shit. Yeah, so here’s Paris “Jackson”‘s new tattoo. Pretty sure she found it on Etsy.
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Kate Hudson Did CosmopolitanBy toddSeptember 01, 2017
Kate Hudson Did Cosmopolitan

 

Does Kate Hudson act anymore? Is she still acting as a womb for irrelevant rock stars? Does it matter? Kate Hudson is 38 and is still getting it done. She seems fun and has a body built for fun and that sounds fun. She’s on the cover for the October issue of Cosmopolitan, and the words on the cover look like they’re targeting neurotic women with flat asses who can’t have an orgasm and may have also cheated or been cheated on recently. That doesn’t sound fun. Noe of that sounds fun.

 

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