Taylor Hill Did The NFL HonorsBy toddFebruary 05, 2018
Taylor Hill Did The NFL Honors

 

Most of you probably don’t care about the NFL or the awards they give out at the end of the year, so I won’t allow you to see my pain, as a Panthers fan, to see two New Orleans Saints players win Offensive Rookie Of The Year and Defensive Rookie Of The Year. Please respect my privacy at this time. But I know you care about Victoria’s Secret models, so here’s one who went. Her name is Taylor Hill. She’s like, hot and stuff.

 

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The Rest Of The 23rd Critics Choice AwardsBy toddJanuary 12, 2018
The Rest Of The 23rd Critics Choice Awards

 

Despite what you might think today, I didn’t watch the Critics Choice Awards last night because I have some sort of plague and I’ve been taking shots of Mucinex (not an #ad), but it was a thing that happened last so here’s some pictures of the people who were there. Nancy from Stranger Things was there and she’s like really cute. Hi, Nancy. Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are apparently still together even though she’s a violent domestic abuser and she was allowed to attend. Maybe Evan is afraid to leave. Olivia Munn was also there for some reason. I don’t know. Enjoy!

 

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James Franco Is In A “Really Bad Place”By toddJanuary 12, 2018
James Franco Is In A “Really Bad Place”

 

Despite being the frontrunner for the Best Actor Oscar after winning the same award at the Golden Globes and Critics Choice Awards, James Franco skipped the Critics Choice Awards last night. I guess we’re supposed to feel sorry for him or whatever.

“He’s in a really bad place, so bad that he changed his phone number,” a source close to the situation told PEOPLE. “His close friends are trying to be there for him but it’s been hard – he’s only talking to a select group of people. For now, he’s just hiding out.”

In case you missed it, which is entirely possible post-Weinstein, but James Franco has been accused of “sexually exploitive behavior” by five women. I’m sure more are coming. Man, Casey Affleck sure dodged this while #MeToo thing. He walked up on stage and accepted an Oscar with like 82 rape allegations. This is probably why Franco feels bad.

 

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Margot Robbie Did The Critics AwardsBy toddJanuary 12, 2018
Margot Robbie Did The Critics Awards

 

BREAKING: Margot Robbie is still hot. Also, she won Best Actress at the 23rd Critics Awards for I, Tonya. Also, Jezebel (a site “geared towards women”), did a “Nancy Kerrigan is a elitist bitch for not having seen I, Tonya yet” take. I know it’s hard to remember Nancy Kerrigan while Hollywood is inviting Tonya Harding to events right now, but Kerrigan is the woman’s knee Harding gear her boyfriend towards so he could club it with a police baton. Fuck Tonya Harding. And also Margot Robbie but in a different connotative way. Congrats on her win for playing a crazy person. Critics love that.

 

 

  BREAKING: Margot Robbie is still hot. Also, she won Best Actress at the 23rd Critics Awards for I, Tonya. Also, Jezebel (a site “geared towards women”), did a “Nancy…

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Jennifer Lawrence Did The Venice Film Festival & LinksBy toddSeptember 05, 2017
Jennifer Lawrence Did The Venice Film Festival & Links

 

Jared Leto wore thisWhy tho?  [  Dlisted  ]

Cayley King is see through  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Lindsay Lohan in a bathing suit is worse than North Korea  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Elle Fanning is wearing pajamas to things now [  Popoholic  ]

Sarah Hyland in spandex [  Egotastic  ]

Miley Cyrus had a weird Labor Day  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Vanessa Hudgens is also see through  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Here’s what some celebrities donated to Hurricane Harvey  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Dave Bautista is a giant chameleon gorilla  [  The Blemish  ]

Here’s the Venice Film Review of Jennifer Lawrence‘s mother!  [ Variety ]

 

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Labor Day Dump 09.04.2017By toddSeptember 04, 2017

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Houston is underwater. LA is a raging fire hellscape. South Korea says North Korea is about to launch a ICBM. People who willingly told the government they were illegal immigrants are about to get rounded up. Hurricane Irma is a Category 3 and getting stronger by the day. Taylor Swift released another single during a football game. The world’s in bad shape, my friends. But at least we got the day off because of Labor Day. That’s cool. Here’s some pics of people to halt the overpowering existential dread.

 

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Elle Fanning Doesn’t Have Any FriendsBy toddJanuary 10, 2017
Elle Fanning Doesn’t Have Any Friends

 

In the current issue of Elle UK, Elle Fanning said she doesn’t have any friends and it’s Nicole Kidman’s fault.

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  In the current issue of Elle UK, Elle Fanning said she doesn’t have any friends and it’s Nicole Kidman’s fault.

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Here’s Why Miley Cyrus Was Wearing #23By toddAugust 27, 2013

 

Sounding like a track they were too embarrassed to use on the Hustle & Flow soundtrack, here's Miley Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa with "23".  Long story short, it's terrible. Here's the lyrics:

I’m in the club high on Perc with some shades on
Tank up, mini skirt with some J’s on
I be in the club standing on the couch
In the wolf greys like it’s my house
(I’m home!)

Breakin’ out the bottle
I got no respect
Actin’ like a model who just got a check
I back it up
Because I don’t give a f—
If you’re lame that’s a shame
You can’t hang with us
I’m M.C. Hammer fly
You can’t touch
(Nope!)

 

I'm stopping now out of respect for actual hip hop and the English language, but it's clear at this point that Miley Cyrus is a gangster and head of the Appropriation Cartel after successfully carrying out hits on Eminem and Jack White.

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The Other Dudes In NSYNC Are Mad At Justin TimberlakeBy toddAugust 27, 2013
The Other Dudes In NSYNC Are Mad At Justin Timberlake

 

I don't know where the apostrophe is supposed to go in the name, but the other dudes in NSYNC (Google them) are reportedly mad at Justin Timberlake because their reunion performance at the MTV VMAs only lasted two minutes. Chris Kirkpatrick got somebody to cover his shift at Applebees and everything. I guess Justin wasn't in synch with that plan. BOOM NAILED IT.  Us Weekly reports:

….Timberlake's brothers in song Joey Fatone, Lance Bass, Chris Kirkpatrick and JC Chasez were initially "upset" that Timberlake nixed earlier plans to include more 'N Sync songs for the VMA show, a source tells Us Weekly.  "They were pushing for more," the source says. "While he was thrilled they could come for him, he didn't want the reunion to be the whole thing. They originally were told that it was going to be more of their old hits, not just Bye Bye Bye — but then Justin reworked it." "The guys wished it could have been more songs," continues the insider. "He told them to trust him, he was going to make it great." (During the show-stopping segment, Timberlake sang snippets of his solo hits "Take Back the Night," "Sexy Back," "My Love," "Cry Me a River," "Señorita," "What Goes Around Comes Around" and "Rock Your Body" before his bandmates joined him for a few bars of "Gone" and "Girlfriend" before rocking out to "Bye, Bye, Bye." After about two minutes, Fatone, Bass, Kirkpatrick and Chasez departed the stage, and Timberlake sang one final song.

Whatever, it sucked. Wouldn't have mattered if it was thirty minutes. It would have been Justin Timberlake and four unattractive backups dancers. The only good to come of this is that One Direction got a front your seat to their enevitable future except their future looks like an empty stage and a stop at Radio Shack to pick up some microphones because the Indiana State Farm doesn't have enough in the budget.

 

Justin, I don't understand just why we can't sing longer. Also, loan me $50.

 

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Aaron Hernandez Was Denied BailBy toddJune 27, 2013
Aaron Hernandez Was Denied Bail

 

In case you need further proof that New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez murdered Odin Lloyd execution style, he was denied bail today. TMZ reports:

NFL star and murder suspect Aaron Hernandez has just been denied bail … meaning he'll rot behind bars until his trial … and that could take forever. Hernandez was present in court today for a bail review hearing, where his lawyer begged the judge to release Hernandez from custody while he awaits trial. But the judge wasn't moved by his arguments — that Hernandez is an upstanding citizen and family man with no flight risk — claiming the prosecution already had very strong evidence that Hernandez had committed the crime.

We can say say he is an "upstanding citizen" and "family man with no flight risk", but let's remember that he has millions that a non-extradition country's economy would welcome. Also, he was probably denied bail over the little fact that HE'S A SUSPECT IN A 2012 DOUBLE MURDER NOW

There are reports that Hernandez is being investigated about a shooting incident from July 2012 — when two men were killed in a late-night drive-by in Boston. We reached out to the Suffolk County District Attorney … and a rep for the office would only confirm there is an "active investigation" into the case. When we pushed and asked if Hernandez was a person of interest … the rep had no comment. However, one source close to the situation tells us, "It's safe to assume he is now involved."

I think a good question for everybody right now is who hasn't Aaron Hernadez killed? Lawyers should make commercials about this dude like they do about mesothelioma and asbestos.

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