Eva Mendes Is Having Another Gosling BabyBy toddApril 15, 2016
Eva Mendes Is Having Another Gosling Baby


People tell me all the time that Ashley Graham looks like Eva Mendes. There’s one major difference though. Ryan Gosling wouldn’t get Ashley Graham pregnant twice.  Much less once. I hope that clears this issue up.

Eva Mendes has another bun in the oven! Multiple sources confirm exclusively to Us Weekly that the actress and her longtime boyfriend, Ryan Gosling, are expecting their second child together. According to a source, the mom of daughter Esmeralda, 17 months, was spotted hiding her burgeoning bump during a photo shoot in Los Angeles in February.

Not sure where you go after “Esmeralda”, but hopefully Ryan Gosling has some input on the name this time. He probably agreed to that name during a blowjob. We’ve all been there. >

People tell me all the time that Ashley Graham looks like Eva Mendes. There’s one major difference though. Ryan Gosling wouldn’t get Ashley Graham pregnant twice.  Much less once. I…

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Bella Thorne In A Bikini & LinksBy toddMarch 22, 2016
 

A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on



Coco Austin dresses like an everyday, normal mother  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ben Affleck has some words about his dumb back tattoo   [  The Superficial  ]

Hulk Hogan has won another $25M in his sex tape lawsuit   [ Dlisted  ]

Amanda Seyfried going for a jog  [  Popoholic  ]

Bella Thorne’s Snapchat is basically porn  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Chrissy Teigen did a topless photoshoot (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Amy Adams had a cleavage show  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Farrah Abraham just said the dumbest thing she ever said   [  Reality Tea  ]

All the Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice premiere pic  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Redditors share stories about biggest celebrity assholes [  The Blemish  ]


Bella Thorne last Memorial Day #neverforget


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Settle Down, Ariel WinterBy toddMarch 17, 2016
 

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We’ll never what might have been here since Ariel Winter got a breast reduction, but at least the back of this pic still probably looks like this. I guess that’s all we can hope for during these difficult times, friends. 


#tbt


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Adam Levine Knocked Up Behati PrinslooBy toddMarch 11, 2016
Adam Levine Knocked Up Behati Prinsloo


The singer Maroon 5 is stuck with because he started the band and human vape pen, Adam Levine, is having a kid with his African-American model wife, Behati Prinsloo. Well, technically, she’s having it. You know how biology works. 

Adam Levine will soon have another angel in his life. The Maroon 5 frontman and his wife, Victoria’s Secret Angel Behati Prinsloo, are expecting their first child, sources confirm to PEOPLE.

PEOPLE, let’s talk about that first sentence. C’mon, bruh. You’re better than that. I was gonna post this story yesterday, but it’s not like this is super important in any way. Look at Behati in the banner pic. She’s bored with this whole thing already. Let’s move on. It’s Friday. I’m sure you have better things to do with your time. 


The singer Maroon 5 is stuck with because he started the band and human vape pen, Adam Levine, is having a kid with his African-American model wife, Behati Prinsloo. Well, technically, she’s…

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Chrissy Teigen Wore This To The ESPYSBy toddJuly 17, 2014

Getty Images calls her “Christine Teigen” which seems way too formal but respectful, so I’m glad they didn’t objectify her, but sports, sports, teams, Drake, sports, cancer tribute, sports, Chrissy Teigen in this Hilary Clinton if she was a hot model pant suit thing. As usual, she looks amazing, but please keep in mind, this is the woman Forever 21 called too fat. Read that last sentence again. Dumb, right? Anyway, feel free to click through this gallery, so you’ll understand why John Legend only writes loves songs. Pretty straightforward.

Getty Images calls her “Christine Teigen” which seems way too formal but respectful, so I’m glad they didn’t objectify her, but sports, sports, teams, Drake, sports, cancer tribute, sports, Chrissy…

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‘Neighbors’ Has A Red Band TrailerBy toddApril 08, 2014

 

First, Neighbors has a new red band trailer. Second, when exactly does this movie come out? I think I saw the first trailer in 2008. But if you want to spend part of your Tuesday morning watching Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne having sex in front of a baby of Zac Efron putting a dildo in Seth Rogen's mouth, be sure not to miss this trailer! Haha, a baby?! A dildo?! That's comedy gold right there!

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Katy Perry Has Green Hair NowBy toddApril 08, 2014
Katy Perry Has Green Hair Now

 

Katy Perry dyed her hair green for spring for some reason, I guess because nature and stuff turns green in spring. If she really wanted to celebrate spring, why dye her hair?  Just put on a bikini. Doesn't she watch The Kardashians? You have gigantic boobs. Hair is irrelevant at that poount.

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Charlie Hunnam Pulled Out Of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’By toddOctober 14, 2013

Undersexed women around the world screamed into their vibrators this weekend when it was announced that Charlie Hunnam decided not to be Christian Grey in the film adaption of the ridiculously tame and corny "S&M" novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, that was written by a woman who looks like this. I'm sure she wrote from experience. Anway, you chicks are getting a new Christian. Deadline reports:

Well, here’s a surprise. Universal is going to have to look harder to find its S&M minded zillionaire Christian Grey because Sons Of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam has exited the role he only just got. He was set early last month to star in what is expected to be at least three movies based on the EL James novel trilogy Fifty Shades Of Grey. The studio issued this statement: “The filmmakers of Fifty Shades Of Grey and Charlie Hunnam have agreed to find another male lead given Hunnam’s immersive TV schedule which is not allowing him time to adequately prepare for the role of Christian Grey.”

This of course is bullshit, because if you're contracted to do a television show and you agree to do a movie, the schedule thing has already been figured out. So basically, Hunnam signed the contract then went back to the SOA set, and everybody was like, "Wait, you did what now?". Then everybody laughed and laughed and Hunnam cried in his trailer then Googled a picture of Dakota Johnson then stopped crying because, whoa, dodged that bullet. Then he went outside where everybody was still laughing and he told them to stop because even though he wants to be a movie star, he doesn't want to be one like this then he mentioned Dakota Johnson and everybody said, "LOL I know!", then they all laughed and decided to go for a bike ride but one of the actors crashed because they're not real bikers they just play pretend and he hurt his leg then everyone got sad again and told their assistants their three sentence Starbucks orders then went to makeup to glue on their beards. The end.

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Amy Adams Wore This DressBy toddOctober 14, 2013

Amy Adams attended the 51st New York Film Festival this weekend to promote her new movie, Her, and boobs. She also went to promote her boobs. Boobs. #boobs

Amy Adams attended the 51st New York Film Festival this weekend to promote her new movie, Her, and boobs. She also went to promote her boobs. Boobs. #boobs
Harry Styles Is Banging ThisBy toddAugust 28, 2013
Harry Styles Is Banging This

 

Even though they dated about five minutes longer than it takes Adele to take a shit after Del Taco, Taylor Swift wrote a song about Harry Styles and continues to be a vindictive cunt whenever they're in the same room. Look, I'm not one to defend any member of One Direction, but Harry Styles is obviosuly completely over it and gives zero damns to the point where he thinks Taylor's 5th grade drama is funny. And since we all know that the only thing that heats up Taylor's cold, lifeless vagina is seeing her ex-boyfriends happily move on without her, she's probably has a fever today because based on this picture taken at a party after the VMAs Sunday night, Harry's supposedly dating model Paige Reifler. Expect a song about a slutty model on Swift's new album.  Hollywood Life reports:

Harry Styles reportedly has a mystery girlfriend, but thanks to a new Instagram pic, we may now know who the woman in question is! Harry was recently spotted with sexy model Paige Reifler and a few friends, in a new Instagram pic, leading many to believe she may be his new girlfriend. “Harry has a new girlfriend,” a source told The Sun. “It’s someone he’s known for a while. It’s early days but they’re getting on really well, and the fact that he’s flown her to New York City shows how keen he is. He’s introducing her as his girlfriend to the camp. They seem very well-suited and happy.” But is the mystery girl actually Paige? The jury is still out, but when you’re a celebrity and you get photographed with a girl, it’s usually the real deal. So only time will tell if these two are friends or something more.

First off, screw you Taylor Swift for making me like a dude in One Direction. Secondly, go buy a vibrator that will text you during the day to say that it loves you. I'm sure Jennifer Aniston has one, just ask her where she got it.

 

Pic source = Instagram

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