Everybody Relax About Robin Thicke And The Butt Grab PicBy toddSeptember 04, 2013
Everybody Relax About Robin Thicke And The Butt Grab Pic

 

I've avoided this non-story for a while because chicks have been cutting their own bangs shorter in protest because Miley Cyrus has been crucified for being "the object in Thicke's sexy sex dream" but OMG ROBIN THICKE IS A MARRIED MAN WHO GRABBED A WOMAN'S ASS!!! WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE IS IT BECAUSE HE HAS A PENIS IT'S BECAUSE HE HAS A PENIS ISN'T IT?? The woman, of course, being, Lana Scolaro. And anytime there's a married man and another woman involved, the woman sells her story to a tabloid. Just another woman crushed under the boot heel of the patriachy while she counts her money. Page Six reports:

Robin Thicke did more than just grab blonde Lana Scolaro’s derrière as shown in a photo taken at 1Oak’s VMA party last week, the 20-year-old claims in the latest issue of Life & Style. Scolaro says she hooked up with the “Blurred Lines” singer, 36, while his wife, Paula Patton, was just a few feet away and that he approached using the line, “I just love the fact that you’re so young.” “His hands were everywhere,” Scolaro, who says she met Thicke at a party a week earlier, tells the magazine. She also claims Thicke told her Patton was “chill” and encouraged Lana to talk to her. Scolaro says she later accompanied the couple to a bash at a suite in the Greenwich Hotel, where Thicke followed her to the bathroom. She tells the mag, “He turned off the lights so no one could see us, and he started making out with me. He was grabbing me. He was like, ‘I want to get you into bed!’ ” But an insider tells us Thicke and Patton were together all night and that neither is concerned about the story.

Ok, I'm gonna to explain this whole thing for you. You ready? Paula Patton picked this chick out. Paula Patton instructed her husband to go talk to this chick. So you can chill now. Take a deep breath. Let it out. I have a friend who lives in NYC, and a few months ago, Thicke approached her in a bar and grabbed her ass and pretty much ran the same game then said, "Hey, I want you to introduce you to my girl, Paula." She looked at Paula, Paula looked back at her like, "you DTF or what I haven't got all night." So, in conclusion, they're a married couple who loves banging hot chicks together. Sometimes the chick is down, somethimes they're not. But that's what they do as a married couple. They should teach a damn class. Oh, and why is everyone saying Thicke's pickup line was creepy? It was better than what I would have said. "Hey girl, did you know your name backwards spells 'anal'? What are your thoughts on that?"

 

Pic source = Instagram (it's been deleted of course because you people)

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Geena Davis Is A BadassBy toddAugust 30, 2013

 

When I was an impressionable kid before my penis and the media warped my sense of what I wanted in a woman, the only thing I wanted was a foursome with Geena Davis, Lt. Ripley, and Cheetara. I also wanted an archery set. So, if you'll excuse me. I'm gonna step away for a while so you can enjoy this video. I need a moment.

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Aaron Hernandez Was Denied BailBy toddJune 27, 2013
Aaron Hernandez Was Denied Bail

 

In case you need further proof that New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez murdered Odin Lloyd execution style, he was denied bail today. TMZ reports:

NFL star and murder suspect Aaron Hernandez has just been denied bail … meaning he'll rot behind bars until his trial … and that could take forever. Hernandez was present in court today for a bail review hearing, where his lawyer begged the judge to release Hernandez from custody while he awaits trial. But the judge wasn't moved by his arguments — that Hernandez is an upstanding citizen and family man with no flight risk — claiming the prosecution already had very strong evidence that Hernandez had committed the crime.

We can say say he is an "upstanding citizen" and "family man with no flight risk", but let's remember that he has millions that a non-extradition country's economy would welcome. Also, he was probably denied bail over the little fact that HE'S A SUSPECT IN A 2012 DOUBLE MURDER NOW

There are reports that Hernandez is being investigated about a shooting incident from July 2012 — when two men were killed in a late-night drive-by in Boston. We reached out to the Suffolk County District Attorney … and a rep for the office would only confirm there is an "active investigation" into the case. When we pushed and asked if Hernandez was a person of interest … the rep had no comment. However, one source close to the situation tells us, "It's safe to assume he is now involved."

I think a good question for everybody right now is who hasn't Aaron Hernadez killed? Lawyers should make commercials about this dude like they do about mesothelioma and asbestos.

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