I guess I should post these pics of Selena Gomez performing during halftime on Thursday at the Cowboys/ Raiders game, where the Cowboys barely beat the Raiders at home. Great game, you guys. What? The Cowboys have a lot of injuries? Man, that sucks. Paul Walker is injured and he still has a movie coming out next year.
So, I was gonna post another story, but then I went on Instragram and saw Catalina Otalvaro in a thong and high heels going up some stairs. There are three words in that last sentence that are three of my favorite words, so if Catalina had been carrying a burrito and going down on that other girl, then I would accuse this photographer of being an evil warlock who can read minds.