Lindsay Lohan Got $50K To Host A Halloween Party, Showed Up Two Hours LateBy toddNovember 04, 2013
Lindsay Lohan Got $50K To Host A Halloween Party, Showed Up Two Hours Late

 

Lindsay Lohan told Oprah that she's completely changed and focused on her making people rethink their perceptions of her, so a good way to do that is to get paid $50,000 to host a Halloween party then show up two hours late and blow off all your contractual obligations so you can head straight to the bar. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan was paid north of $50,000 to host a Halloween party at a casino last night, sources tell TMZ — but she was so late … the casino wants a chunk of its money back. Sources familiar with the situation tell us, Lindsay was paid to show up to Foxwoods casino in Connecticut at 10pm, but she didn't arrive until 11:43pm. When she finally did show up, we're told she blew off the red carpet — where she was supposed to pose for photos and talk to fans — and walked straight into the party. We're told Foxwoods is now trying to renegotiate Lindsay's contract because the casino feels she screwed them over.

Wait, so people still pay Lindsay Lohan money up front? For real? Instead of hiring Lindsay Lohan, put the money in a bag then set it on fire. You'll get the same results without having to release a statement.
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Oh Hi, Jessica Lowndes On InstagramBy toddNovember 04, 2013
Oh Hi, Jessica Lowndes On Instagram

 

So I just realized Jessica Lowndes has an Instagram and GOOD GOD MAN. Does that shirt come with an Amish beard? Sorry, that's all I got. I need a moment.

 

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Taylor Swift Will Take Selfies With You, LinksBy toddNovember 04, 2013

So, It Was Just Another Friday Night For Josh Brolin [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan Has the Provocative Selfie Down Pat, Huh? [Fishwrapper]

Jennifer Aniston's See Though Bra (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Much Better, Kelly Ripa [The Superficial]

It’s Nuts‘ 500th Issue this month [Hollywood Tuna]

Salma Hayek Busts Out Her Bodacious Super Curves [Popoholic]

Nicki Minaj understands Halloween (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Ewan McGregor went as Ewan McGregor [Lainey Gossip]

5 Best Dressed Moms at LACMA 2013 Art and Film Gala [Moe Jackson]

Ender’s Game beat out the weekend’s other unremarkable releases [Film Drunk]

The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week [Celebslam]

Britney Spears Releases ‘Perfume’ on Facebook [The Blemish]

Taylor Swift Learned a Lot From ‘The Giver’ [Evil Beet Gossip]

Images from X-Men: Days of Future Past Show Magneto at War [Crave Online]

‘The LEGO Movie’ has an awesome new trailer [Popbytes]

So, It Was Just Another Friday Night For Josh Brolin [Dlisted] Lindsay Lohan Has the Provocative Selfie Down Pat, Huh? [Fishwrapper] Jennifer Aniston's See Though Bra (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAsBy toddOctober 07, 2013
Miley Cyrus Wanted To Perform Topless At The VMAs

 

If you are on pins and needles waiting for me to write about Miley Cyrus on SNL this weekend, sorry. I didn't watch it (if you're looking for that, go here). The only thing I know about SNL this years is that the brown girl is now a Weekend Update anchor and the new castmembers are six generic, indisguishable looking white people, leaving Keenan Thompson to continue his ongoing role in Lorne Michael's 10 Years And Counting A Slave. But in other Miley Cyrus news, she wanted to perform topless at the VMAs because OMG she's so not Hannah Montana anymore, guys. Newser reports:

A new Miley Cyrus documentary debuted on MTV last night, and in it, Cyrus and Britney Spears had this disturbing conversation about the VMAs, which reveals we all dodged a bullet:

  • Britney: "You're not going to be topless onstage, are you?"
  • Miley: "I tried but I don't think MTV's going to allow it."

 

Lately, Miley can't seem to stop showing her unfortunate ass and tan lined boobs (she did it again today) because that's what a woman does when she's empowered and shattering molds according to what a 20-year old girl who probably still has teddy bears at her parents' house believes a strong, empowered woman would do. As a result, her VMAs performance was a horrfically staged, awkward mess with less sex appeal than when my dog drags her ass on my rug. Some people might be into that, but thatreally isn't my thing.

 

Pic source = Instagram

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Jaden Smith Doesn’t Understand Our WorldBy toddOctober 07, 2013

When you're 15 and born a millionaire with your head so far up your own ass that you can believe that a galactic warlord who flies around in a spaceship that looks like an airplane is the cause of all pain and suffering in the world while at the same time going on Twitter to say the educational system is brainwashing our youth, it's easy to see how you can be easily confused by things. Like Jaden Smith, seen here attempting to get into a human vehicle. Happy, Monday.

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Danica Patrick Did A Music VideoBy toddOctober 07, 2013

 

Danica Patrick posed in Maxim and gets naked for Go Daddy commercials but complains about being considered just a sex symbol because women don't adhere to human logic and are irrational headcase who know exactly what they want as soon as they figure out what it is (subject to change). But we love them anyway because they smell better than us and some of them have boobs and all of them have vaginas. They're too busy fighting with each other to realize everything that has ever been accomplished by men is because we're just trying to get laid. As the great American philospher Gary Busey once said, "they have half the money and all the pussy", yet they still can't seem to get it together. God bless them. Stay strong, sisters. But enough of the social commentary, here's not-sex symbol, strictly professional NASCAR driver and don't you call her anything else, Danica Patrick in a half shirt and filtered lighting in Colt Ford's video for "Driving Around Song". I tried to watch this video, but it doesn't make any sense because she didn't crash halfway through.

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Sophie Turner Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddOctober 07, 2013

The 20 Worst People On Evety Airplane [Thrillist]

Miley Cyrus Kills Hanna Montana [Dlisted]

Chris Brown Is Still Real Clueless [Fishwrapper]

Petra Kvitova White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Billy Ray Cyrus & Fred Durst Performed A Duet Together Because The Apocalypse [The Superficial]

Kimberley Garner’s Awesome Side Boob [Hollywood Tuna]

Selena Gomez Gets Ridiculously Leggy [Popoholic]

Kesha puts in some effort in her instagram (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Diddy is copying Oprah [TMZ]

American Hustle Halloween [Lainey Gossip]

Madonna tells Harper’s Bazaar she was raped at knifepoint her first year in NYC [Celebitchy]

Who Had The Sexiest Leggy Dress @ The 4th Annual Vueve Clicquot Polo Classic [Moe Jackson]

Gravity cleaned up at the box office [Film Drunk]

Miranda Kerr in f*ck me boots [Celebslam]

38 Pics for Kate Winslet's 38th Birthday [COED Magazine]

Hulk Hogan in a Thong Riding a Wrecking Ball [The Blemish]

Daniel Radcliffe Thinks Getting Naked Is Just A Job [Evil Beet Gossip]

Sam Jackson: Elizabeth Olsen in Avengers: Age of Ultron [Crave Online]

‘Glee’ prepares to say goodbye to Cory Monteith [Popbytes]

Miley Cyrus Reveals ‘We Did Stop’ Video With John Boehner On ‘SNL’ [Hollywood Life]

 

Hey, guys. Todd here. You like to eat, right? Well, my friend Lindsay is training to be a chef and she has a kickass blog (Vodka & Biscuits) where you can get her recipes for quick, amazing, and healthy stuff to put in your cheeseburger hole. But seriously, stop eating cheeseburgers. What's the matter with you? You're disgusting. Anyway, Lindsay loves sharing her passion for food more than I love sharing my passion for boobs, so you know it's real. She also looks like a 2003 Christini Ricci, so technically, everything on her blog is edible. Now go to site now and find something to make before you go to McDonald's for the second time today.

 

The 20 Worst People On Evety Airplane [Thrillist] Miley Cyrus Kills Hanna Montana [Dlisted] Chris Brown Is Still Real Clueless [Fishwrapper] Petra Kvitova White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver…

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