Joaquin Phoenix Is Probably The New JokerBy toddFebruary 09, 2018
Joaquin Phoenix Is Probably The New Joker

 

Joaquin Phoenix already turned down the role of Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman, so maybe he’ll agree to be The Joker in a movie directed by the dude who did The Hangover movies. Sure to be a big hit. Big hit.

Joaquin Phoenix is in talks to play the Clown Prince of Crime in Warner Bros. and Todd Phillips’ untitled Joker origin movie. While studio negotiations are not yet underway, Phillips has made it clear that Phoenix is the top choice to star and sources now tell Variety that, after thinking it over, Phoenix has agreed to the role. WB had no comment. Phillips is on board to co-write and direct the movie. Phillips had met with Phoenix before the new year and was just waiting for the studio’s go-ahead, sources say.

If you’re DC and you see that Margot Robbie was the best part of Suicide Squad, then you see that Wonder Woman was your best movie to date, then you see that Black Panther is about to break every Marvel record, this first thing you should think to yourself is, “hey, we should make another Joker movie.” Another Joker movie is sure to turn things around. Especially if he has CGI scars.

 

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Yanet Garcia’s Butt Selfie & Other StuffBy toddFebruary 09, 2018

 

Karlie Kloss is now Taylor Swift‘s sworn enemy  [  Dlisted  ]

Demi Rose is see through  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Dana Scully is naked for PETA  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Kirsten Dunst is insanely pregnant  [  Popoholic  ]

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess model now  [  Egotastic  ]

Megan Fox is still [fire emoji]   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Bella Thorne is promoting a dating app now  [  The Blemish  ]

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Alexandra Daddario Is Also Fighting AIDSBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
Alexandra Daddario Is Also Fighting AIDS

 

Alexandra Daddario looks like an outdated sex doll who continually picks horrible film projects for herself, but she too, doesn’t want people to have AIDS. Maybe that’s why she’s a sex doll. You can’t get AIDS from them. This is her at the 2018 amfAR Gala in case the AIDS thing didn’t clarify that.

 

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Sophie Mudd Is New HereBy toddJanuary 25, 2018

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[Extreme Obama voice] Hi, folks. This is Sophie Mudd. You probably know everything I’m gonna say by now (bah gawd) , so I’ll spare you and allow you to get to clicking. Because you really need to click through these. We are registered at Crate & Barrel.

 

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Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial DiscriminationBy toddJanuary 25, 2018
Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial Discrimination

 

Since like mid-2015, we all somehow agreed that every you say or do is because you’re a racist or sexist and just didn’t realize it. I guess white people have finally caught on, because Questlove is being sued for $2M for being a racist. 2018 is wild, man. Per Page Six:

Last summer an unnamed ​“​The Tonight Show ​Starring Jimmy Fallon” ​stagehand sent Decker and Cimino the unsolicited text that included “a piece of fried chicken with a bite out of it along with a racial slur that inevitably depicts African Americans,” their attorney Richard Roth told The Post. Roth declined to repeat the slur but said it included the n-word. The text was also sent to Roots bassist Mark Kelley.​ The Roots, led by drummer Questlove are Fallon’s house band on the late-night talk show.​ Neither cameraman responded to the message​ ​— which they received during the middle of a taping​ ​— and immediately told superiors that they had nothing to do with it, according to court papers. “Both were shocked to receive it and repulsed by its content,” the suit says. The day after receiving the text the cameramen were suspended. “Kelley, who is African​-American, was not,” the suit says. They were later fired after Questlove allegedly demanded their heads, despite his own history of making controversial statements, according to court papers.

Wow, that sure is…something. In a statement to Pitchfork, Questlove had this to say.

“Questlove denies the ridiculous allegations made in this lawsuit,” his representative wrote on his behalf. “Racism is REAL and exists throughout the world and for these gentlemen to claim victim is not only disrespectful to Questlove and his bandmates, but to all that truly endure racism on a daily basis. As NBC already stated, the decisions made regarding these employees were made by NBC, alone.”

So, if I’m reading this right, a stagehand sent a racist text to a bunch of people and two of the white people who received it didn’t respond to it then reported it then got suspended because Questlove allegedly demanded that they get suspended then responded to the allegations that he got two white guys fired for receiving a racist text by saying “real racism exists and me demanding the jobs of two white guys who didn’t do anything wrong because they’re white doesn’t really count as racism.” Did I read that right? Maybe I didn’t. If I did, I know two white guys who’ll be voting for Trump in 2020. Thanks for nothing, Questlove! Big fan of your stuff though.

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James Franco “Hasn’t Slept In Days”By toddJanuary 25, 2018
James Franco “Hasn’t Slept In Days”

 

After winning Best Actor at the Golden Globes, James Franco didn’t get an Oscar nomination because before he was finished with his Golden Globes speech, he got accused of sexual misconduct then five more women came forward with allegations to the Los Angeles Times. I guess this somehow bothers him a great deal.

Sources tell PEOPLE that the actor, who was just snubbed by the Academy Awards for his role in The Disaster Artist, isn’t doing well in the aftermath of the allegations. “His team wants him to continue making public appearances. He thinks he can save his image,” one of the sources says. “He looks like he hasn’t slept for days. He’s just a mess.” Echoes a second source, “This whole process has been very hard on him. He’s been shaken up.”

Hasn’t slept in days? I thought he smokes a lot of weed. Maybe try that. Or don’t do the sexual misconduct stuff. That would’ve helped. His sister-in-law, Alison Brie, said not everything being reported about him doing the sexual misconduct stuff isn’t “fully accurate“, but hopefully it’s accurate enough that we don’t have to see a James Franco movie again.

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Jessica Simpson Is Being Sued For Posting A Picture Of Herself On InstagramBy toddJanuary 25, 2018
Jessica Simpson Is Being Sued For Posting A Picture Of Herself On Instagram

 

So a paparazzo person took a picture of Jessica Simpson, then she found that picture online and posted it to her Instagram. She’s now being sued for posting a picture of herself that a photo agency sold for money. This might be the best late stage capitalism story ever told. Per THR:

Splash News and Picture Agency, a Nevada-based celebrity news company, is suing Simpson and Reality TV World for copyright infringement over a series of photos of Simpson leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York. Splash granted The Daily Mail a limited license to publish the photo online in August, but never gave such permission to Simpson, according to the complaint filed Tuesday in California federal court.  “Simpson or someone acting on her behalf copied the Photograph and distributed it on Instagram — within hours of its original publication on August 9, 2017,” writes attorney Peter Perkowski. “The copy of the Photograph that Simpson distributed on Instagram had been altered, without authorization or approval, to remove the CMI showing plaintiff as the copyright owner of the image.”

Not sure if any celebrities read this site, and honestly why would they, but if they do, hey, photo agencies stalk your social media. People have to Google “Jessica Simpson” and they still stalk her social media, so don’t think you’re safe. Stay woke. The banner pic I used is from Getty and I’d like to thank the photographer who took it. Many levels to it.

 

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The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Trailer Is HereBy toddNovember 29, 2017
The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Trailer Is Here

 

The trailer for the 4,783rd Marvel movie, Avengers: Infinity War, dropped this morning and it has all the Avengers from all the other movies in it. I guess that’s cool. I’ve watched it twice and it looks okay. It’s not DC, so at least I’ll be able to expect a coherent story and CG that doesn’t look like a 1996 video game. Will I care about anybody involved when they fight a giant, purple Josh Brolin? Probably not. But Captain America has a beard now and that means he’s edgy or something. Anyway, this movie will make a billion dollars and the Justice League sequel will be exactly like this but worse, so let’s all wait for that.

 

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Taylor Swift Is A Robot And Rides A Robot Horse In The ‘Ready For It?’ VideoBy toddOctober 27, 2017
Taylor Swift Is A Robot And Rides A Robot Horse In The ‘Ready For It?’ Video

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Taylor Swift writes a song where she projects her fantasies onto an unnamed man and warns him that if that if he doesn’t reciprocate, he’s in for a bunch of crazy. If he texts her back, she’ll love him forever. The song titles are really interchangeable, but this time it’s for “…Ready For It?“. I guess she saw Ghost In The Shell and Blade Runner 2049 recently. And Westworld. This is dark Taylor Swift or whatever. Shout out to her legs though. Still would, God help me.

 

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Will Smith Is The Genie In Disney’s Live-Action ‘Aladdin’, Is Racist Or SomethingBy toddJuly 17, 2017
Will Smith Is The Genie In Disney’s Live-Action ‘Aladdin’, Is Racist Or Something

 

When we first heard about the casting for Disney’s live-action Aladdin, it was about how they couldn’t find actors to play Aladdin and Jasmine. They finally settled on a Middle Eastern dude and a half-Indian to play Jasmine. Awesome! Two non-white people as the leads in a big budget movie! That’s great, right?! It’s 2017, so of course not lol. Aladdin set in a fictional place in the Middle East so Jasmine being half-Indian is PROBLEMATIC OMG. It’s imperative to cast real Arab actors in a movie live-action remake of a cartoon about a dude and a chick flying on a magic carpet if you want to be truly woke. Think of the children! Anyway, none of that matters, because they might as well cast my Starbucks cup as Aladdin and Jasmine, because Aladdin is gonna be the Will Smith Show.

Disney has officially found its Aladdin, Jasmine, and Genie for the live-action “Aladdin” remake. The three cast members were announced at the D23 Expo on Saturday. The House of Mouse may have been having problems finding its titular Aladdin for the remake of the 1992 animated classic prior to D23 this weekend, but the same cannot be said for Jasmine and Genie. Naomi Scott has officially been cast as Princess Jasmine, while Will Smith will be taking on the Genie. Relative newcomer Mena Massoud has also joined the cast as Aladdin.

Man, I big budget movie that’ll have a wide release that has a brown man, a brown chick, and a black man as the three leads. Let’s pop the champagne for representa—oh wait, no, the movie’s still racist. Everything is racist.

While the prospect of having a person of color star in this film seems enticing, it really is not doing much for us. Aladdin strung together a few generalizations about North Africans, South East and South Asians, and blurred out our distinctions. The movie takes place in the fake city of Agrabah—combining together “Agra,” the historical city in northern India, with “Bah” to make it sound more Middle Eastern, I guess. The lack of specificity and care that went into the story is also the reason it doesn’t matter who the lead of this movie is, as long as he’s vaguely brown and maybe Muslim.

Exactly, that’s all little Arab, Middle Eastern, and Indian girls and boys will be thinking about when they go see this. The actual history of the Middle East and Central Asia instead cheering about all the sick ass carpet flips. If you need  movie to validate your existence, there might be some self-loathing involved there. Sorry you had to hear it this way.

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