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Lebron James Is A Cleveland Cavalier AgainBy toddJuly 11, 2014
Lebron James Is A Cleveland Cavalier Again

 

“You don’t know him like we do. He only hit us that one time because he loves us.  We ask that you respect our privacy at this time as we rebuild our lives together.’ – Cleveland Cavalier fans

When I left Cleveland, I was on a mission. I was seeking championships, and we won two. But Miami already knew that feeling. Our city hasn’t had that feeling in a long, long, long time. My goal is still to win as many titles as possible, no question. But what’s most important for me is bringing one trophy back to Northeast Ohio. I always believed that I’d return to Cleveland and finish my career there. I just didn’t know when. After the season, free agency wasn’t even a thought. But I have two boys and my wife, Savannah, is pregnant with a girl. I started thinking about what it would be like to raise my family in my hometown. I looked at other teams, but I wasn’t going to leave Miami for anywhere except Cleveland. The more time passed, the more it felt right. This is what makes me happy. To make the move I needed the support of my wife and my mom, who can be very tough. The letter from Dan Gilbert, the booing of the Cleveland fans, the jerseys being burned — seeing all that was hard for them. My emotions were more mixed. It was easy to say, “OK, I don’t want to deal with these people ever again.” But then you think about the other side. What if I were a kid who looked up to an athlete, and that athlete made me want to do better in my own life, and then he left? How would I react? I’ve met with Dan, face-to-face, man-to-man. We’ve talked it out. Everybody makes mistakes. I’ve made mistakes as well. Who am I to hold a grudge? I’m not promising a championship. I know how hard that is to deliver. We’re not ready right now. No way. Of course, I want to win next year, but I’m realistic. It will be a long process, much longer than it was in 2010. My patience will get tested. I know that. I’m going into a situation with a young team and a new coach. I will be the old head. But I get a thrill out of bringing a group together and helping them reach a place they didn’t know they could go. I see myself as a mentor now and I’m excited to lead some of these talented young guys. I think I can help Kyrie Irving become one of the best point guards in our league. I think I can help elevate Tristan Thompson and Dion Waiters. And I can’t wait to reunite with Anderson Varejao, one of my favorite teammates.

Say what you want about Lebron James, but he doesn’t owe Miami shit and he doesn’t owe Cleveland shit. This is the greatest player in the NBA and he’s about to sign his FIRST NBA maximum contract. Let that sink in. The man who led the Miami Heat in basically every statistical category that mattered, went to four Finals in four years, won two NBA titles, but he’s blasted for doing enough. What exactly do you want him to do? Clone himself four times? Invest in a technology that will make Wade 23 again? If anything, the Heat owe him some money. I don’t know how Mario Chalmers cashes his game checks in good conscious and Dwayne Wade looks like he just got shot in the knee cap every time they play, but he’s more than willing to let Lebron take the blame if they lose. And Chris Bosh still hasn’t found vunerable spot in the raptor cage. Cavaliers will never win a championship with Lebron, because they have a shitty roster full of “athletes” who can’t play defense, but who cares? They seemed pretty happy to get the #1 pick in the draft three of the last four years, because they considered that lucky. No, you should consider that an abject failure. So winning 50 games a year will more than good enough for them since they’re so easy to please. I’m just happy for Miami Heat fans. They don’t have to pretend to know anything about basketball now and they can show up 30 mins late to the game without somebody pointing it out on national television.

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Jessica Simpson Was Hungover At Her WeddingBy toddJuly 11, 2014
Jessica Simpson Was Hungover At Her Wedding

 

All you really have to do is Google to realize that Jessica Simpson has been a raging alcoholic since she’s been old enough to drink, but in a plot twist, she’s been smart enough to keep it under wraps. Unlike her bacherlorette party last month where was obliterated and it got caught on video. She also got shitfaced the night before her wedding.

While Jess and Eric’s wedding was certainly low-key in terms of celebrity nuptials, the couple planned to party with family and friends for three days, beginning with a lavish rehearsal dinner on July 3. Unfortunately, sources say Jess committed a rookie mistake and got plastered on night one of the celebration, leaving her in rough shape for the big day. Yes, Jess was a mess, and she reportedly made no effort to hide it from her bridesmaids: “While she was getting ready, Jess kept joking about how much her head hurt,” says one witness of Jess’ pre-wedding preparation. This might also explain her flubbed wedding vows, although that could also be chalked up to the simple fact that this is Jessica Simpson.

Look, I’m all for dumb blondes with huge tits who are unable to remember the night before, but would I marry one? Probably not. Wait, how much is Jessica Simpson worth again? Why would you say such bad things about her? What’s wrong with you?

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‘Glee’ Chick Becca Tobin’s Boyfriend Was Found DeadBy toddJuly 11, 2014
‘Glee’ Chick Becca Tobin’s Boyfriend Was Found Dead

 

Ugh. Lea Michele can’t even with this bitch.

‘Glee’ star Becca Tobin’s boyfriend Matt Bendik was found dead Thursday in a Philadelphia hotel … TMZ has learned … and the circumstances surrounding his death are mysterious. Sources close to the couple tell us Bendik — a 35-year-old nightclub owner — was in Philly on a business trip, and Becca was with him. The couple had been out on the town celebrating with friends Wednesday night — and we’re told everything seemed normal. At some point they returned to their hotel. A hotel maid found Bendik’s body on Thursday afternoon. It’s unclear at this point where Becca was when the body was found. The Philadelphia Medical Examiner would only confirm that Bendik’s body was found, and offered no other details. Bendik ran several major clubs around the country, but especially in Los Angeles … where he was the Director of Operations at DBA Nightclub. He also was a co-owner of AV Nightclub. We’re told Bendik was not known as a partier, and friends are shocked and devastated by his sudden death. Calls to Tobin’s reps have not been returned. One eerie twist — Sunday will mark one year since the death of Cory Monteith … who died in a Vancouver hotel room from a drug overdose.

I don’t know who any of these people are, but I hope Christians stop watching this show on religious grounds and sue to take Glee off the air. None of the women on the show appear to be pro-life.

 

  Ugh. Lea Michele can’t even with this bitch. ‘Glee’ star Becca Tobin’s boyfriend Matt Bendik was found dead Thursday in a Philadelphia hotel … TMZ has learned … and…
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That’s Probably Selena Gomez’s NippleBy toddJuly 11, 2014
That’s Probably Selena Gomez’s Nipple

 

There’s lots of speculation out there that Selena Gomez got breast implants recently, but keep in mind that she’s really rich and Mexican. She could either have breast implants or just be pregnant. So let’s hold off until we know for sure. But I will speculate that Selena posted her nipple on Instagram. That’s a nipple, right? I think that’s a nipple. I’ve never seen one up close. 🙁

 

pic source = Instagram

  There’s lots of speculation out there that Selena Gomez got breast implants recently, but keep in mind that she’s really rich and Mexican. She could either have breast implants or…

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Natalia Toro Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddJuly 11, 2014
Natalia Toro Says Good Morning, Links

 

Robin Thicke’s new album has sold 54 copies in Australia [Dlisted]

Selena Gomez definitely got implants [Fishwrapper]

Rose McGowan forgot her bra (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Will Smith doesn’t want to take a selfie with your naked titties  [The Superficial]

Mariel Booth has my new favorite ass [Hollywood Tuna]

Maria Sharapova in a bikini  [Popoholic]

Katy Perry eating pizza in a bathrobe [Drunken Stepfather]

Lindsay Lohan is about to get fired [Celebitchy]

Arnold Schwarzenegger still drives a Hummer [Moe Jackson]

Celine Brink could get it [Celebslam]

Don’t forget your wingman this weekend [The Chive]

Candace Cameron in a bikini [toofab]

 

pic source = Instagram

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GMA Wants A ReunionBy jessMarch 26, 2011
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This has nothing to do with ratings. E! Online reports:

ABC didn’t plan on filing a complaint against recent Good Morning America guest Chris Brown when he destroyed part of his dressing room this week. Quite the opposite: After host Robin Roberts’ questions about Rihanna and Brown’s legal woes infuriated the star so much that he threw a chair through a plate-glass window, GMA extended him another invitation to come back on the show!

Indeed, sources at ABC have confirmed to me that producers want to “milk this event for everything its worth,” high moral news standards (and, one assumes, laws, especially those involving convicted felons and their subsequent behavior) be damned. And not only was Brown’s upcoming Dancing With the Stars appearance next week not canceled, as we predicted, guess what other media deal ABC wants to build with bad-boy Brown?

A reality show, perhaps?

“No, that would never happen here,” said a top-level ABC insider, who knows the current situation regarding Brown very well. “What’s far more likely is orchestrating Chris Brown talking to Rihanna for the first time.”

I’m assured that’s a top get to get at the network right now—especially now that all things Brown have electrified the media so much.

Reuniting Chris Brown with Rihanna is such an awesome idea that everyone can get behind. He’s demonstrated that he’s learned his lesson and can successfully manage his anger. Plus, what he did wasn’t so bad. I mean, look–she still has all of her teeth. And c’mon guys, he got a certificate. You have to earn those. Just like I did for making the best brownies at the bake sale. I’m not sure what Chris Brown’s secret to success is, but I know mine. For a fudgier consistency, use one less egg.

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens at a Suckerpunch premiere. It seemed to fit.

All images from WENN.

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Charlie Sheen Is A BlockbusterBy jessMarch 26, 2011
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Charlie Sheen’s got an A-list project to launch his comeback since being fired from Two And A Half Men. Oh, wait. From Radar Online:

Charlie Sheen filmed a small cameo for the movie She Wants Me, starring Hilary Duff, and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that he’s also taken on the role of executive producer!

According to a source, Sheen initially agreed to a part in the movie because he’s good friends with one of the producers, Mark Holder, and eventually he progressed into an executive producer title.

“Charlie is one of the executive producers on the film, which is a new addition to the small role he has,” director Rob Margolies’ rep told RadarOnline.com.

“They filmed last fall and are currently editing the movie which should be ready for a June release.”

In addition to Duff, the movie also features Love and Other Drugs star Josh Gad, who is a neurotic writer working on a screenplay who ends up in a sticky situation when an A-list actress shows interest in a role that he was hoping his girlfriend would get.

If you’re looking for a comeback vehicle, you should probably look elsewhere than a project where Hilary Duff is the marquee name. Charlie Sheen has a better shot at resurrecting his career doing dinner theater in North Dakota. Or, you know, by drinking chocolate milk and not doing drugs.

Hilary Duff at some event a month ago:

All images via WENN.

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Blake Lively Is On SetBy toddMarch 25, 2011

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Blake Lively was on set of Gossip Girl in Santa Monica yesterday, and since I don’t watch shows about pretty white people with problems, I’d like to point out that I beat The Superficial writer to these. Normally when Blake Lively pictures hit, an alarm goes off in his house and he slides down a pole to his laptop. I have the same pole in my house for Ashley Greene. True story.


Pic source = Flynet

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Michael Shannon Might Be A Villain In Superman: Man Of SteelBy toddMarch 25, 2011

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With Henry Cavill, Diane Lane and Kevin Costner officially cast in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, Superman: Man Of Steel, there is a possibility they might now shift their focus to casting someone who can act. Deadline reports:

….Legendary Pictures and director Zack Snyder are working on a villain for Superman: Man of Steel. I’m told there’s interest in Michael Shannon. Shannon is coming off a memorable first season in HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, and he turned in a strong performance in Take Shelter, which Sony Pictures Classics acquired at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. Neither the studio nor Shannon’s reps were helpful.

Michael Shannon is my favorite actor and kicks so much ass in everything that he is in, it’s hard to understand why is isn’t cast in everything. He could star in a movie called Michael Shannon Goes To Starbucks Then Turns Around And Goes Back Home Because He Forgot His Wallet, and I’d at least put it at the top of my Netflix queue.

How Michael Shannon wasn’t even nominated for an Oscar for Shotgun Stories (one of my favorite movies) is a tragedy worse than Japan. Mostly because Michael Shannon is playing me in a documentary about my life. You know, if I was white and had two brothers and lived on a farm. What, you think that means I’m jealous of my half-sister and half-brother? Well, one just recently had a baby. She takes it with her to go dress shopping for her junior prom. And I think the other one would eat a car if they put hot sauce on it. So, to answer your question, of course I am!

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