Karina Jelinek Is New HereBy toddMarch 21, 2014

I have no idea who Karina Jelinek is, but Getty tells me she went to the beach in Miami with her friend Paz Cornu and they wore these bikinis. I tried licking my screen, but that doesn't seem as effective and people are starting to stare.

I have no idea who Karina Jelinek is, but Getty tells me she went to the beach in Miami with her friend Paz Cornu and they wore these bikinis. I…
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Anastasia Ashley Says Happy Friday, LinksBy toddMarch 21, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Says Happy Friday, Links

 

January Jones wants to bang Rihanna [Dlisted]

Ireland Baldwin has blue hair now [Fishwrapper]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley needs a bra [Taxi Driver Movie]

Kurt Cobain's suicide got reopened [The Superficial]

Kahili Blundell will blow your mind [Hollywood Tuna]

Jennifer Hawkins wore this dress [Popoholic]

Hilaria Baldwin loves sexy yoga [Drunken Stepfather]

Paul Walker tried to give away his daughter the day he died [TMZ]

Pamela Anderson posed nude at 46 [The Frisky]

Jennifer Aniston wants an island wedding [Celebitchy]

Charlize Theron in Miami [Moe Jackson]

Christian Bale to play Steve Jobs [Film Drunk]

Kate Moss is boring [Celebslam]

20 celebs whose acts of kindness cannot be overstated [The Chive]

Shit got real on Wheel Of Fortune [The Blemish]

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McKayla Maroney Posted TheseBy toddMarch 20, 2014
McKayla Maroney Posted These

 

McKayla Maroney vaulted into our hearts during the 2012 Summer Olympics, then we were all like, "wait, she's 15". We haven't really heard from her since, but she's 18 now so we all know where it all goes from here. Bikini, cleavage, and tongue stuff on social media. I might be focusing on the wrong thing here, but I'm gonna raise my hand and ask what the hell is up with her bellybutton. It looks like she had a twin that never fully developed and all we can see is it's eye. Is that what you are? Blink once for yes, twice for no. Three times if you require medical attention.

 

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Liam Neeson Continues To Be A BadassBy toddMarch 20, 2014
Liam Neeson Continues To Be A Badass

 

If you abuse animals that pretty much tells me all I need to know you about a person. Sorry about you being a future serial killer. But if you want to stone a dog to death in Central Park, a good idea would be not to do it while Liam Neeson is out for a jog.

Neeson was jogging through Manhattan’s Central Park when he was abruptly halted by a woman shouting that teenage boys were stoning a dog to death.  The dog was trapped, terrified and in pain. “Abruptly changing direction, Liam charged down a path and confronted three gangbanger wannabe types who were throwing rocks at a stray they’d cornered up against a trash bin,” a witness said.  “Liam yelled that they’d better stop or he’d knock the crap out of them.” They weren’t to be intimidated by the Taken star. “The punks just swaggered up and warned him to mind his own business,” the witness explained.  Neeson was incensed.  “In a fury, he warned them to back off fast – or else!” “Yeah, okay, man…we’re out of here,” the apparent ringleader said. Liam smirked, impressed that he was able to get them to retreat.  However, it wasn’t his minacious disposition that spooked the hooligans. “Turns out it was the sight of the approaching cop that had spooked the boys. Liam just shook his head and approached the shivering dog, stroking it while the policeman assessed its injuries – then thanked the star and told him: ‘I’ll take it from here, sir!’”

I sat on this story for a while, because it kinda sounds super fake. Way too much detail and, uhhh, "Liam smirked, impressed that he was able to get them to retreat." Life With Dogs apparently hires first year creative writing students. But for the sake of decency and humanity, I'll go ahead and believe this whole thing is true. If your publicist is going to come up with a fake story, I can think of a lot worse than "saving a dog from being stoned to death". Like the time by publicist said I saved a child from a burning minivan by ripping the door off then flying him to the hospital. C'mon, man. Like I would ever go near a minivan.

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The Final ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2’ Trailer Is HereBy toddMarch 20, 2014

 

People said the final trailer for Amazing Spider-Man 2 would give me chills, but I think it's all this green tea I've had this morning. Should my hand be shaking like this? Doesn't seem like it should. Anyway, here's the trailer. Not sure if it will give you chills or not, maybe, I really can't speak for you. It's just hard for me to get emotionally invested in a college bro wearing a leotard who think Emma Stone is attractive. Sources say this was going to be the in-flight movie for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, but everybody onboard decided to take the easy way out.

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