Ashley Greene Is At A PremiereBy toddNovember 17, 2009

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Piece of ass Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon last night, the sequel about the effeminate vampire’s fag hag and her love triangle with him and a werewolf. How romantic. Ashley Greene is in the movie but we have to stare at Kristen Stewart’s downs face for two hours. They should have spent more CGI on that, because if they expect me to believe that two supernatural male models would be fighting over the heart of a chick who looks like she should be passing out flyers on campus about recycling, then they might want to up their budget.

Piece of ass Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon last night, the sequel about the effeminate vampire’s fag hag and her love triangle with him and a werewolf….

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Harry Potter Likes WeedBy toddNovember 13, 2009

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Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is clearly smoking a joint on the cover of today’s Daily Mirror, but since he has publicists, we are made to believe he is not. It’s like magic! The Daily Mail reports:

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe today ‘categorically’ denied he had smoked a cannabis joint at a party after pictures emerged of him allegedly using the drug. The 20-year-old actor was pictured on the front page of a tabloid newspaper allegedly smoking a cannabis joint at a party in North London. But the film star said he had not smoked anything other than tobacco. A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: ‘Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.”We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.’

Whatever. He’s 20 and rich. What else is he supposed to be doing in his spare time? His taxes? If he wasn’t smoking weed and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen, I should be legally allowed to punch him in the throat and call him a queer.

I’m sorry, but Daniel Radcliffe could smoke crack in a pre-school playground during recess and he will always be cool with me simply for the most amazingly awesome two minutes you have ever seen:


Emma Watson, in still IDLYITW’s highest ranked Google image search pics of all time. Christ, all of of my readers are perverts:

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is clearly smoking a joint on the cover of today’s Daily Mirror, but since he has publicists, we are made to believe he is not….

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Michael Lohan Is A Criminal MastermindBy toddNovember 13, 2009

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Michael Lohan has been releasing phone calls like AT&T wireless lately, trying to cash in on his family’s drama to whoever will pay him. Good thing he planned it like Dexter, because according to 2005 protective order, he isn’t allowed to contact Dina Lohan until 2011. Guess who’s on the tapes? TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan could wind up behind bars for his despicable decision to release secret recordings of his family’s phone conversations — because it appears MiLo wasn’t legally allowed to be on the calls in the first place…Now, the release of the tapes, one of which was reportedly made in 2008, could be a smoking gun, proving Michael broke the rules of the protective order — and, if convicted, it could score Michael some quality time in prison. TMZ has learned attorneys for Dina Lohan have already contacted the Nassau County District Attorney in connection with the audio tapes. Unfortunately for Lindsay — who was granted a one-year protective order against Michael back in 2004 — there are no laws against being an insensitive, fame-hungry, backstabbing father.

Christ, is everybody in this family a complete retard? They should seriously hold a parade or erect a statue for the first Lohan who can order at a drive-thru or figures out what do to at an Easter Egg hunt.

Michael Lohan has been releasing phone calls like AT&T wireless lately, trying to cash in on his family’s drama to whoever will pay him. Good thing he planned it like…

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As PromisedBy toddNovember 12, 2009
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Christ, I mention tits this morning and that's all you guys care about. Well, what about me?! What about my feelings?! Don't touch me! What does everything have to be about you?!

 

Christ, I mention tits this morning and that's all you guys care about. Well, what about me?! What about my feelings?! Don't touch me! What does everything have to be…

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IDLYITW LinksBy toddNovember 05, 2009


Blake Lively grew up at Disneyland [Popeater]
Sharon Osbourne is a bitch [Popeater]
Hayden Panettiere in child porn shoot [Popoholic]
Davorka Tovilio in an invisible dress[TaxiDriver Movie]
Ferociously hot fight girls [COED Magazine]
Mariah Carey is fat, unaware [Egotastic]
Sofia Vergara. Yes, please. [Celebslam]
Lindsay has lost her shit [Cele|bitchy]
Sexually confused ninja [College Humor]
Meet your new Victoria’s Secret Angel [Heyman Hustle]

Blake Lively grew up at Disneyland [Popeater] Sharon Osbourne is a bitch [Popeater] Hayden Panettiere in child porn shoot [Popoholic] Davorka Tovilio in an invisible dress[TaxiDriver Movie] Ferociously hot fight…

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