Justin Bieber Is Posting Bible Verses NowBy toddJune 05, 2014

 

Justin Bieber has only been alive for 20 years, but during that time, he's pissed in a mop bucket, screamed at mother and her child who were asking for an autograph, sang a song about niggers and the KKK on video, egged his neighbor's house, charged with reckless driving through his neighborhood, committed vandalism, got busted for a DUI on an expired license, assaulted a limo driver, resisted arrest, impregnated Selena Gomez out of wedlock, and informed police that he smokes weed and takes prescription drugs. But it's important to remember that he's a follower of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and his teachings, and since he got his head dunked underwater one time, everything he's done doesn't matter because he's going to heaven. Why don't you haters understand this?

 

 

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Carmen Electra Still Looks Like ThisBy toddJune 05, 2014

I was kinda under the impression that Carmen Electra was either dead or spending the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai, but apparently she's still alive and could reasonably spend the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai because she's still looking pretty damn hot. And she's 42. It's like my entire world view is crumbling. I'm sorry. I can't type anymore here. I have to go let it all out in my diary.

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Angelina Jolie Is 39By toddJune 04, 2014

We normally don't celebrate birthdays here at IDLYITW, because birthdays were only mentioned twice in the Bible. One time a bunch of kids under 2 got murdered and the other time Jesus' cousin got decapitated, so logic would dictate that GOD HATES BIRTHDAY PARTIES. But we'll make an exception for one of the most beautiful and flawless women of all time, Angelina Jolie. If you don't agree with that statement, I'm sorry for whatever woman hurt you or that your ugly girlfriend is reading this over your shoulder. Anyway, go click through the pictures and let Angelina take you on the ride of your life. I didn't spend 15 minutes editing these for my health.

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