Halsey Is Against AIDSBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
Halsey Is Against AIDS

 

Hey, did you know that Halsey is half white and half black? I just found that out last week. I kinda don’t believe it, because she has a flat and and her music sucks. And she hasn’t tweeted about Black Panther yet. Like, how do you call yourself black if you don’t tweet about Black Panther and how it is the best superhero movie starring a mostly black cast and how it was a soul changing experience to see black people in a fictional movie? You can’t, if we’re being honest. But it is good to see that Halsey is half black and is trying to help with AIDS by attending the 2018 amfAR Gala New York. AIDS is pretty bad in Africa. I blame the Pope.

 

  Hey, did you know that Halsey is half white and half black? I just found that out last week. I kinda don’t believe it, because she has a flat…

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Selena Gomez Was In A Mental Health Facility For “Anxiety And Depression”By toddFebruary 02, 2018
Selena Gomez Was In A Mental Health Facility For “Anxiety And Depression”

 

Guys, Selena Gomez is doing great.

Selena Gomez spent the last two weeks in the New York area completing a treatment program for issues relating to depression and anxiety. Sources close to Gomez tell The Blast that the singer flew to New York on January 6  where she stayed at an on-site treatment center. Our sources say Selena focused on therapy, eating healthy meals cooked by an on-site chef, pilates, and meditation….Selena felt the experience was positive and considered it “a tune-up.” We’re told she plans to return again later this year.

Wow, a personal chef, pilates, and meditation. Kinda makes me wanna have anxiety and depression. Wait, it depends on what the chef is cooking? Is it vegan? It’s vegan isn’t it? Goddammit. And since you might not want to believe a site called “The Blast”, People confirmed.

“She felt like she needed to get away and focus on herself with no distractions,” says a source close to Gomez. “She came back feeling very empowered.”

“Empowered.” Huh. Anyway this makes the second time in less than two years that Selena Gomez has been in a mental health facility, so I assume is having the time of his life. I bet when he spends time with Selena it’s very relaxing and and chill and when she calls him I bet it’s just to say I love you instead of calling to say she hasn’t seen the dog in two minutes and she’s pretty sure it’s dead and why don’t you believe me WHY DON’T YOU COME HOME?! Sounds fun.

  Guys, Selena Gomez is doing great. Selena Gomez spent the last two weeks in the New York area completing a treatment program for issues relating to depression and anxiety. Sources…

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Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Having Issues, Mostly SelenaBy toddFebruary 01, 2018
Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Are Having Issues, Mostly Selena

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are having relationship problems. Hard to believe. Life & Style (Hollywood Life): 

“Selena and Justin have been arguing nonstop,” a source told Life & Style. “Their closest friends are saying they’re on the verge of breaking up.” Yikes! According to the report, the issue lies with Selena being unable to “get over her jealousy issues” claiming that she “was even bitter about Justin going away with his mom while she was working in NYC.” Earlier this month, Justin and his mom took a trip to the Maldives together. During the trip, “Selena was constantly calling Justin during his trip, and he reached a boiling point and put his phone on silent,” the source added.  “Justin’s become tired of Selena’s issues… He still cares about her, but he’s had enough of her overbearing behavior. He’s at his wit’s end.”

Despite going to Bible study together with Jesus, and Selena cutting off her mother and family, it looks like their love is dead. Or not.Maybe she’s blaming him for Despacito not winning anything at the Grammys and that can be easily worked out. They’ll probably be breaking up and getting back together until Selena finally gets dickmatized by someone else or figures out how to love herself. Like, she has Lupus and a donated kidney, so she better figure out something soon.

 

  Stop me if you’ve heard this before, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are having relationship problems. Hard to believe. Life & Style (Hollywood Life):  “Selena and Justin have been arguing…

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Why, Bella Thorne?By toddJanuary 23, 2018
Why, Bella Thorne?

 

Bella Thorne did some weird photoshoot in NYC, and if you’re a white girl in your 20s, the best way to show everybody that you’re a “rebel” is to stick your tongue out constantly and flip the camera off as much as possible. Like Miley Cyrus did before she turned black then turned back to white again but this time as a folk singer or whatever she is now. Doing this let’s people know you mean business and aren’t projecting your insecurities onto others in a package that everyone can understand.

 

  Bella Thorne did some weird photoshoot in NYC, and if you’re a white girl in your 20s, the best way to show everybody that you’re a “rebel” is to…

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Margot Robbie Did A PremiereBy toddJanuary 23, 2018
Margot Robbie Did A Premiere

 

Margot Robbie just got nominated for Best Actress for I, Tonya, but she’s in Australia right now at the premiere of I, Tonya. You’d think Australians would have seen this movie by now since Margot Robbie is Australian. Maybe it has something to do with their gun laws. I don’t know. Robbie is rocking the rib cage cleavage thing now and I’m not sure how to process this, but if she ever wanted a half brown baby I could look past that if needed.

 

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Demi Rose Did The OK! Beauty AwardsBy toddNovember 30, 2017
Demi Rose Did The OK! Beauty Awards

 

Demi Rose attended the OK! Beauty Awards in London Tuesday, and I know they weren’t talking about her. I wouldn’t call her “OK”. To be honest, I don’t think I’d want to accept an award based on my beauty with the word “OK” on it. I’m very fragile. Unlike this dress holding up her massive breasts. How was this dress made? With a magic spell? It might have been made in Libya. Lots of bad stuff going on there right now.

 

  Demi Rose attended the OK! Beauty Awards in London Tuesday, and I know they weren’t talking about her. I wouldn’t call her “OK”. To be honest, I don’t think…

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NBC Fired Matt Lauer For “Inappropriate Sexual Behavior” This MorningBy toddNovember 29, 2017
NBC Fired Matt Lauer For “Inappropriate Sexual Behavior” This Morning

 

Matt Lauer didn’t get fired on his day off, he got fired live on the air this morning on Today for “inappropriate sexual misconduct.” NBC does not play that shit.

 

Apparently,  Lauer sexually assaulted an NBC staffer during the Sochi Winter Olympics in 2014. Per Page Six:

An NBC insider said Lauer’s alleged victim complained to HR on Monday: “This happened so quickly. She didn’t go to the media, she made a complaint to NBC’s human resources, and her evidence was so compelling that Matt was fired on Tuesday night. The victim says she has evidence that this has also happened to other women, but so far we don’t have evidence of that.”

Like, how hard is it to keep your damn hands to yourself? Honestly? If you’re not dating a chick or if she’s never been cool with you grabbing her ass before then, don’t grab it. It’s really not that difficult. Go home and jerk off like the rest of us. I’ll wait to fully congratulate NBC, because they still might hire Al Franken as Lauer’s replacement.

 

  Matt Lauer didn’t get fired on his day off, he got fired live on the air this morning on Today for “inappropriate sexual misconduct.” NBC does not play that…

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Ellen Is Sexist Against Katy PerryBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Ellen Is Sexist Against Katy Perry

 

Katy Perry‘s 33rd birthday was yesterday, so she has about 5-7 years before it all crumbles to dust, and Ellen DeGeneres posted this on Twitter. And since there’s a much needed spotlight on sexual harassment/assault and sexism lately, this happened:

 

 

First, what people need to understand is that gay people can get away with this kind of thing. You don’t want to be called homophobic. Second, Ellen and Katy Perry are friends. This is what they do. If Ellen was named “Jeff” and Katy didn’t know Jeff or have a history with Jeff, then we could claim this was sexist. Like, if Katy wasn’t comfortable with it, then that’s the literal definition of sexual harassment. She’s comfortable with it, so let’s all move on. Nice try, Michael and Piers. Try to look up “context” in the dictionary at some point today.

 

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Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore ThisBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore This

 

I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more sense. But yeah, they attended the 2017 Lost Lake Festival and Bella wore tape over her nipples and Dani continues to look like her STD fever hasn’t broken yet. Not sure who the blonde is. Doesn’t really matter.

 

  I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more…

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Shailene Woodley Claims She Was Strip-Searched In Jail After Standing RockBy toddSeptember 07, 2017
Shailene Woodley Claims She Was Strip-Searched In Jail After Standing Rock

 

In the current issue of Marie Claire UK, Shailene Woodley discussed her White Savior trip to protest against the Dakota Access Pipeline at Standing Rock reservation in North Dakota back in October. She eventually got arrested (which was streamed on Facebook Live) and charged criminal trespassing and engaging in a riot.

‘I was strip-searched. Like get naked, turn over, spread your butt cheeks, bend over. They were looking for drugs in my ass.’…‘When you’re in a jail cell and they shut that door, you realize no one can save you. If there’s a fire and they decide not to open the door, you’ll die. You are a caged animal.’

Speaking as a Native American, putting drugs in your ass is against our beliefs. You’d think the police would know that by now. They should have checked her sock. But these cops probably had a good laugh watching Big Little Lies. Shailene’s ass is all over the place! Remember that, Joe? Haha, sure do, Bob! Good times. Good times.

  In the current issue of Marie Claire UK, Shailene Woodley discussed her White Savior trip to protest against the Dakota Access Pipeline at Standing Rock reservation in North Dakota…

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