Kevin Federline Got Married AgainBy toddAugust 12, 2013
Kevin Federline Got Married Again

 

"You, dawgs. Ya'll want some chocolate and vanilla?" "LOL, good one, dad!"

 

Kevin Federline hasn't been on this site since his tainted sperm caused Britney Spears to shave her head and attack a car with an umbrella then be ruled by the courts as too stupid to make the simplest of life choices (she remains under that same court ruling to this day), but he's back. Because he got married again. E! Online reports:

Britney Spears' ex husband made it official in Las Vegas on Saturday, E! News confirms. And the proposal and marriage came as a surprise to K-Fed's blond ladylove, Victoria Prince. Victoria tells E!: "For the first time in my life, I got a taste of heaven!"  The couple began dating back in 2008 and are proud parents to their 1-year-old daughter, Jordan Kay, who was also along for the memorable trip and surprise nuptials. Victoria shared a pic of her daughter en route to Vegas with the caption: "Road trip with mommy, daddy, and grandma!! bestgma federline4real #thefedz#vivalasvegas."

So if you're keeping count a home, Kevin Federline now has five kids with three different baby mamas. Ten more and he can play cornerback for the Jets.

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Katy Perry Has A New Song Called ‘Roar’. It Leaked. It SucksBy toddAugust 12, 2013

 

Proving that you really only need huge boobs and an expertly crafted image to become and maintain a famous person, Katy Perry is still somehow allowed to release albums even though her "music" sounds like something a 14-year old girl would put out on YouTube. Her lyrics are just random shit that rhymes and her voice wouldn't even make it inside the building at an American Idol audition. But again, because of boobs, she's releasing a new album and the first track "Roar" has already leaked. In the song, she wants you to know that she's a lion and won't take it anymore, but with way more rudimentary lyrics and beats by Fisher-Price My First Studio. Just to fully drive the point home how bad this song is, the chorus includes the words "I have the eye of the tiger" then she says roar like Tony the Tiger was a consultant on the track.

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Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Great InstagramBy toddAugust 12, 2013
Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Great Instagram

 

Since you probably still have morning wood, here's Sophie Turner and her ridiculously hot ass on Instagram again. Would I hit it? Yes. Would I cry afterwards and ask her to hold me? Yes. Do I like pictures of kittens in baskets? Also yes. I also enjoy painting in watercolors and a nice chardonnay. I have several layers and can't be defined by my penis alone. I'm a human being, ok? I'm not just a piece of meat for you to ogle.

 

Pic source = Instagram

  Since you probably still have morning wood, here's Sophie Turner and her ridiculously hot ass on Instagram again. Would I hit it? Yes. Would I cry afterwards and ask…

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Chris Brown Had A Seizure TodayBy toddAugust 09, 2013
Chris Brown Had A Seizure Today

 

Apparently being filled with seething hate and rage makes you flop around like you got electrocuted, because Chris Brown did a new dance move on the floor of a recordgin studio this morning. TMZ reports:

The L.A. City Fire Dept. rushed to a Hollywood recording studio early Friday morning, after getting a 911 call that Chris Brown had a seizure … TMZ has learned. The call came from Record Plant recording studios in Hollywood at 1:09 AM.  When EMTs arrived ... we're told Chris refused treatment and also refused to be transported to the hospital. We do not know if it was indeed a seizure, but we've learned Chris did suffer from seizures as a child.

What a badass. He refused treatment. Probably because it wasn't a condition of his probation.

 
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Jennifer Aniston Should Get That Checked OutBy toddJuly 24, 2013

Here's Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, Squirrels and Nuts, that will predictably bomb at the box office but not effect her A-list status in any way because remember when that evil Angelina Jolie broke into her house and kidnapped Brad Pitt against his will then forced him to have children with her and stay with her longer than Aniston and make him talk about how much he loves his life in interviews? That bitch. But enough run on sentences. Have scientists decided what's up with Aniston's nipples? Why are they always hard? It can't be that cold all the time. Does she need a blood transfusion? Do cameras make her horny? Are her nipples made of some material not from this earth? TELL US JENNIFER YOU HARLOT OF THE DEVIL!!

Here's Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new movie, Squirrels and Nuts, that will predictably bomb at the box office but not effect her A-list status in any way…

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Taylor Swift Is Open For BusinessBy toddJanuary 10, 2013



A day after the news broke that she was dumped yet again, Taylor Swift showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night in this dress. What this dress doesn’t tell you is that she’ll stop taking her birth control after your second date.

A day after the news broke that she was dumped yet again, Taylor Swift showed up to the People’s Choice Awards last night in this dress. What this dress doesn’t…

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A.J. McCarron Is Mad That Katherine Webb Is More Famous Than HimBy toddJanuary 10, 2013



Apparently hot women are just supposed to be seen and not heard. TMZ reports:

Katherine Webb has gone off the grid … banning herself from speaking to ANY media outlets … partly because her superstar QB boyfriend A.J. McCarron is upset that he’s been overshadowed by Webb’s hotness. But sources close to Webb tell us … McCarron made it clear to her — he’s not happy that the media is ignoring his accomplishments on the field. We’re told Webb is taking her relationship seriously and thinks the publicity could torpedo things with A.J. In fact, we’re told one major media outlet showed up to Webb’s front door this morning looking to speak with Katherine … but she turned them down. We’re told she also backed out of several interviews that were already scheduled. Sources close to A.J. tell us … the QB has made it clear to friends he wants to keep his private life private. One source tells us A.J. isn’t jealous of Katherine, but wants to keep the spotlight on his team and their accomplishments.

So, it’s okay to have a super hot girlfriend just as long as she doesn’t talk, stays inside, and doesn’t do anything to take the attention away from you. Got it. Let me clear all this up and say that if I was dating this chick, I’d get a t-shirt that said “Mr. Webb” and I would encourage her to be on television as much as possible. Mostly because I could point to the television and say, “I stuck my thumb in her ass last night.” I guess it’s because I haven’t peaked yet and won’t be picked in the 7th round of the NFL draft next year so I can get cut in training camp then apply to run a car dealership in Mobile.

In case you were on the fence on whether or not this story is true, here’s A.J. McCarron, despite being up 42-14 during the BCS Championship, throwing a goddamn hissy fit because the center, Barret Jones, changed the offensive play call at the line. Then Barret Jones proceeded to shut him up pretty quick.

Apparently hot women are just supposed to be seen and not heard. TMZ reports: Katherine Webb has gone off the grid … banning herself from speaking to ANY media outlets…

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Doutzen Kroes Says Good MorningBy toddJanuary 10, 2013



Here’s Doutzen Kroes modeling new Victoria’s Secret lingerie. I’m starting to wonder if Victoria’s secret isn’t stomach parasites.

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Here’s Doutzen Kroes modeling new Victoria’s Secret lingerie. I’m starting to wonder if Victoria’s secret isn’t stomach parasites. pic source = Instagram

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Selena Gomez Is Really Single This TimeBy toddJanuary 09, 2013



Since you read this site, you’re creepily interested in the love life of teenagers, so it looks like Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber have split for good. Now feel better about your life. Us Magazine reports:

Although Bieber and the singer-actress, 20, journeyed to Puerta Vallarta, Mexico for a New Year’s trip, their happy holiday was cut short when Gomez abruptly flew home to Los Angeles on Dec. 30. “They had another huge fight, and Selena won’t forgive him,” an insider tells Us Weekly of the perpetually on-again, off-again pair. It certainly seems final this time — with Gomez spending New Year’s Eve at an L.A. house party with pals, while Bieber rang in 2013 with rapper pal Lil Twist at L.A. club Couture, where he flirted with various girls. “He’s been really down about the breakup,” a source admits.

Justin Bieber is already smoking weed and getting tattoos since the break up, so maybe she should get back with him and break up with him again. Maybe he’ll buy new kicks and see how far he can jump off a bridge.

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I Apologize That I Have Not Yet Posted About Katherine WebbBy toddJanuary 09, 2013




Unless you have just been discovered by scientists in Antarctica and unfrozen, you know that the best thing about the BCS National Championship Game on Monday night was seeing a million Catholics immediately realizing that their God doesn’t exist. The second best thing, of course, was Miss Alabama and Alabama QB A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend, Katherine Webb, in the stands. She was onscreen for about 30 seconds, then gained 200K Twitter followers in an hour. We didn’t get to see Manti Te’o’s girlfriend because I think she saw a picture of Katherine Webb then died.

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