Amber Rose Said Taylor Swift Doesn’t Need Time To ‘Let Her Pussy Rest’By toddJune 20, 2016
Amber Rose Said Taylor Swift Doesn’t Need Time To ‘Let Her Pussy Rest’


Amber Rose was almost charged with Kanye West’s murder, but he came back to life. Kanye’s wife did an interview with GQ and tried to call out Taylor Swift for constantly playing the victim, but Taylor Swift’s PR made sure to bury that with staged pics to announce she was dating Tom Hiddleston. Amber Rose saw those pics. 

I did see that and I think she’s fucking awesome,” Rose said of Swift. “I mean, I don’t know if it’s staged—but that’s how it is! I was on a private beach in Maui—you literally had to drive three hours from the airport to get to this beach—and paparazzi still caught me. I saw it on TMZ the next day and I couldn’t even believe it. I thought that was a safe place, and it was not. I can’t go anywhere in the world. It’s ridiculous.”

THEN THIS:

“I love Taylor, for sure. Absolutely. And I feel like guys do that all the time—they break up and the next day they’re with another girl and nobody really says anything. But with Taylor it’s, you know what, I’m done with Calvin [Harris] and it didn’t work out, so on to the next,” said Rose. “It is because it’s unheard of, and she’s acting very ‘slutty’ and for some reason needs time to ‘let her pussy rest,’” added Rose of Swift. “That’s how people look at it, and it’s just like, hell no! If I’m done, why do I have to sit in the house and be lonely?”

I pretty much agree with every Kardashian/Kanye narrative combo breaker Amber Rose does at all times, and this ain’t no different. Taylor Swift might be more controlling and calculating (and petty) than Satan, but if Calvin Harris was hitting it right she wouldn’t be test driving Tom Hiddleston. That being said, this is a Taylor Swift relationship. Tom Hiddleston has about three months to decide on a table setting until Swift put on ad for a hitman on Tumblr. 


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Miranda Kerr Has Wanted To Bang Chicks For A WhileBy toddApril 03, 2014
Miranda Kerr Has Wanted To Bang Chicks For A While

 

Last week, Miranda Kerr almost broke the Internet after she said that she's ready to scissor now that she's single, but as it turns out, she's been wanting to go full on lesbian for a while. Like in this 2008 interview where she says she'd go gay for the Australian former model Megan Gale (here). Megan Gale is 5'11" and kinda looks like a dude, so if she really wanted to be a lesbian she should have stayed with Orlando Bloom, no? Am I missing somthing here? He looks like he has a drawer just for nail polish.

 

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A Hole Reunion Is Coming In MayBy toddApril 03, 2014
A Hole Reunion Is Coming In May

 

I'm probably more excited about this than I should be.

Twelve years after they first disbanded, the members of Hole will reunite to release new music and embark on a short U.K. tour. Courtney Love revealed to The Quietus that she and her "Celebrity Skin"-era bandmates, who played together from 1994 to 1998, will release a new song entitled "Wedding Day" in May. "I started playing with [drummer Patty Schemel] and [bassist Melissa Auf der Maur] and [guitarist Eric Erlandson], just to see how that was," Love said. "We already played like three or four times in the last week." Love and the other Hole members have hinted at reunions over the past few years. They appeared together in 2011 at the premiere of "Hit So Hard," a documentary about Schemel's life. In a photo posted to Twitter in December, Love promised something "very interesting."

Say what you want about Courtey Love, like, she might have killed Kurt Cobain and made it look like a suicide, but Live Through This was one of the best albums of the 90s. And if you disagree with me, you're dumb. I'm sorry that you have to hear it like this. Also, say what you want about heroin, but it has an unblemished track record when it comes to creating great music. Did you know that Katy Perry wrote all her albums completely sober? True story.

 

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James Franco Tried To Bang A 17-Year Old Instagram ChickBy toddApril 03, 2014

 

Whatever the media tries to tell you, Twitter and Instagram are America's #1 dating/banging apps, so when James Franco met 17-year old Lucy from Scotland outside his Broadway show Of Mice and Men, he told her her to tag him in her Instagram video. And by "tag" I mean, "I want to be able to find you later so I can follow you and DM you to see if you want to bang me in a hotel.

Actor/poet/aspiring MFA-Ph.D. James Franco might also be able to add "creepy older dude" to his C.V. after he—or someone very convincingly pretending to be him—tried to arrange a hotel hookup with a 17-year-old girl on Instagram. The girl, a small-town Scottish lass named Lucy, says she was on a trip to New York City as an early birthday present, and met Franco at his Broadway show, Of Mice and Men. She took an Instagram video with him, and he told her, "You gotta tag me." She did, and the 35-year-old Franco began an Instagram flirtation later that night. Lucy posted the whole thing to Imgur, so we now know exactly what James Franco's text game looks like. It's possible the messages in these screenshots have been faked, but Lucy did ask Franco to send photo proof of his identity—twice. The attempted hookup was not fated to occur, however, because Lucy doesn't turn 18 until May (and she ignored Franco's request not to tell her friends about their private Instagram convo).

You can see the texts and DMs HERE, HERE and HERE, or you can go back to texting the cam girl who followed you on Instagram last week. The one with the tattoos and the 6-month old. That's kinda gross, bro.

 

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Kanye West Doesn’t Care About AustraliansBy toddApril 01, 2014
Kanye West Doesn’t Care About Australians

 

Because his ego had a scheduling conflict, Kanye West has postposed the Australia leg of his Yeezus tour to work on a new album. Kanye is the only person I know who would willingly decide not to go to Australia. Great white sharks love it there.

Rap genius, self-proclaimed fashionista and the internet's favourite figure of fun, Kanye West, has decided to postpone his tour of Australia next month. Instead he will play in Australia in September, a tour which could have a silver lining for fans. Tour promoter Live Nation said Kanye changed the dates because he was busy finishing his next studio album. Their statement read: "Due to unexpected timing requirements to finish his highly anticipated new studio album, scheduled for a 2014 release, Kanye West regretfully announces the postponement of his upcoming tour dates in Australia." The current tour is to promote his worldwide chart-topping 2013 album Yeezus. Kanye's upcoming seventh studio album, due for release in mid-2014, will be produced by Rick Rubin (who also produced Yeezus) and A Tribe Called Quest founder and MC Q-Tip. The May postponement, while disappointing for many, will likely allow fans to see songs performed from both Yeezus and the as-yet-unnamed new record.

I honestly don't have a joke for this story, because I started doing Gym Jones and Crossfit at the same time this week and now I think I might be partially paralyzed. I've basically spent the last five minutes staring at the burrito I dropped on the floor. I want it. I want it so bad.

 
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Kendall Jenner Seems Very RelaxedBy toddApril 01, 2014
Kendall Jenner Seems Very Relaxed

 

Kendall Jenner doesn't rally have much of an ass or boobs, and at this angle it looks like she just spent about $40 at Taco Bell then swung by Zaxby's, but hey, it's a chick in a bikini. I know that's what you all came to see. My horrific grammar is a

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Emma Watson Is Very AttractiveBy toddApril 01, 2014

Long story short, Emma Watson is gorgeous. I really don't know what else needs to be said here. Although, with a chick this hot, there's really only one way to make her unattractive. What's that? Glad you asked. The only way to make her unattractive is for me to go down on her. See the after picture here. It's ok, Emma Watson. Breathe through it…breathe. There ya go.

Long story short, Emma Watson is gorgeous. I really don't know what else needs to be said here. Although, with a chick this hot, there's really only one way to…

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Man, Avril Lavigne’s Ex-Husband Looks GreatBy toddJune 07, 2013

Deryck Whibley (wtf this dude's parents?!) went to a Tom Petty concert last night, and uhhhh….this is what he looks like now. Not sure what happened. Could be drugs. Or he could have just found out that Bilbo stole his ring.

Deryck Whibley (wtf this dude's parents?!) went to a Tom Petty concert last night, and uhhhh….this is what he looks like now. Not sure what happened. Could be drugs. Or…

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Miranda Kerr Is On Tour, LinksBy toddJune 05, 2013

THREE WORDS: January Jones Topless (NSFW) [My Ex]

Lucy Mecklenburgh Is See Through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now [The Superficial]

Erin Heatherton’s New Lingerie Sizzle-Fest [Popoholic]

Charisma Carpenter’s Sweet Booty Pop [Hollywood Tuna]

Soon There Will Be A Baby With The Last Name Rocknroll [Dlisted]

Mel B is in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Lake Bell’s wedding dress was stupid [Lainey Gossip]

Sean Parker fined 2.5 mill by environmental groups for 9 mill wedding [Celebitchy]

Rihanna Works Her Style While Shopping in Paris [Moe Jackson]

What’s with all the Rapture scripts? [Film Drunk]

Kanye doesn't seem to be too fond of Kim's family [Celebslam]

28 Hottest Bar Refaeli GIFs for Her 28th Birthday [COED Magazine]

Michael Douglas’ Rep Denies Cunnilingus Claim [The Blemish]

Canada Screws Over New Kids On The Block [Evil Beet Gossip]

Behind the Scenes at ‘Game of Thrones’ Red Wedding [Crave Online]

Tyler, The Creator tried to cover for Justin Bieber’s speeding [Popbytes]

THREE WORDS: January Jones Topless (NSFW) [My Ex] Lucy Mecklenburgh Is See Through (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Steven Seagal Is A Russian Arms Dealer Now [The Superficial] Erin Heatherton’s…

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Farrah Abraham Went To Exxxotica Expo 2013 Because She Didn’t Make A PornBy toddJune 03, 2013

Despite her insistent claims that being professionally filmed having sex with porn star James Deen wasn't a porno, Farrah Abraham took her Whore Tour to Exxxotica Expo 2013 in Florida this weekend where she was surrounded by porn stars and camgirls at an event that caters soley to the sex industry. Since logic is a hater who doesn't want Farrah to live her life as a godly entrepeneur, let's try not to think about that first sentence too much. Anyway, since she has zero shame on how she makes money, Farrah was there to sign autographs and possibly have sex with anyone who could do bank transfers from their phone.

 

Note: I just want to point out that despite being at a porn convention with porn stars so she could sign copies of her porn tape, you just know she still felt like she was better than everyone else there. You know the type.

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