Chrissy Teigen Is A Topless War MachineBy toddJuly 01, 2015
Chrissy Teigen Is A Topless War Machine

Unlike the war on Christmas or the war on Christians, the war on Chrissy Teigen’s nipple is a real thing. So to fight back, she posted another topless photo but covered up the nipple. Because that’s okay. Whole boob without nipple? Cool. Whole boob with nipple? I pray that God doesn’t bring his wrath down upon our nation.

Unlike the war on Christmas or the war on Christians, the war on Chrissy Teigen’s nipple is a real thing. So to fight back, she posted another topless photo but…

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Tom Holland Is Your White Spider-ManBy toddJune 23, 2015

The Sony/Marvel hack specified that Spider-Man must be white, and as you can see, Tom Holland is pretty white. The email also specified that Spider-Man must be straight, but Tom Holland is British, so that might be a don’t ask, don’t tell kinda thing. Anyway, The Impossible star, Tom Holland, has been cast as Spider-Man. He’ll have his own standalone movie hitting theaters on July 28, 2017, but he’ll also appear in Captain America: Civil War. No word yet on which side will be carrying the Confederate flag. Probably the one Mike Hucakebee endorses.

The Sony/Marvel hack specified that Spider-Man must be white, and as you can see, Tom Holland is pretty white. The email also specified that Spider-Man must be straight, but Tom…

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