Michael Lohan threw a grenade into a pile of C4 attached to a nuclear reactor today, when tweeted (he quickly removed the them) that Lindsay has AIDS and had sex with Tommy Motolla when she was 17. The only question I have is why isn’t she hot? Amber Heard had AIDS in The Informers and she was still hot. Christ, Lindsay. Do you have to fuck up everything?
UPDATE: Michael Lohan is claiming his Twitter account was hacked and that the posts are blatant lies. Okay. Michael Lohan threw a grenade into a pile of C4 attached to…
PETA won’t stop until all animals are allowed to rape people and qualify for high-risk loans, so the next time you take your kids to the circus, please remember that you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Since elephants are not naturally inclined to balance on balls, stand on their heads, or perform tricks, trainers use whips, tight collars, muzzles, electric prods, bullhooks, and other painful tools to force them to perform these physically uncomfortable tasks. Elephants used by Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus are beaten, hit, poked, prodded, and jabbed with sharp hooks, sometimes until bloody. When they are not performing, elephants—who walk up to 30 miles a day in their natural environment—spend their time in chains as the circus travels from city to city…Olivia explains, “When you look at something like the circus and everyone’s laughing and there’s color and there’s music and everything seems so great, but when you go right behind that door and they’re in these crates all day long and then they’re getting shocked and beat just so they can get up and dance around on a ball … it was just so sickening.”
Elephants don’t have fur, so I guess I’m missing the point as to why Olivia Munn is naked. Man, that sounded way less gayer in my head.
PETA won’t stop until all animals are allowed to rape people and qualify for high-risk loans, so the next time you take your kids to the circus, please remember that…
Poison frontman and truck stop strip club VIP, Bret Michaels, remains in critical condition. Maybe people should know this, because there have been rumors that he is dead.
Bret Michaels continues to remain in critical condition after suffering a brain hemorrhage last Thursday, his rep tells UsMagazine.com. “There’s a rumor out there that Bret passed,” says the rep. “It isn’t true.”
The fact that he hasn’t died would be really good news for him if knew he was alive, but doctors will celebrate for him. USA Today reports:
Joseph Broderick, chairman of the University of Cincinnati Neurology Department, tells MTV doctors should have a better sense of Michaels’ chance of recovery over the next two weeks or so. “Patients typically die within the first couple of days or a week from this kind of stroke,” he said. And Good Morning America reports that in patients who have suffered a similar stroke, “a quarter die in the first week; half die in the first six months.” Arno Fried, chairman of Neurosurgery at Hackensack University Medical Center in Hackensack, N.J. says, “I would describe (Michaels’ condition) as guarded. If the bleed has not caused too much damage, the possibility of recovery is quite good.”
Well, that’s good news. There’s a good chance he might live. The only real negative is that the next season of Rock Of Love might have to add feeding tubes to their production budget.
Note: C.C. DeVille walked into the bar across the street from my apartment a few months ago, and every hot chick in the place was all over him like he was giving away Prada bags filled with orgasms. So, this post is in no way meant to offend C.C. By the way, the original title of this post was “Unresponsive Bop”, but I felt that was in bad taste.
IDLYITW’s long distance dedication to Bret Michaels. Get well soon, man. Or don’t. Whatevs:
Poison frontman and truck stop strip club VIP, Bret Michaels, remains in critical condition. Maybe people should know this, because there have been rumors that he is dead. Bret Michaels…
Britney Spears walked outside wearing a bra. A bra. Stay tuned for more mind-blowing pictures of a horse wearing a saddle and a football player wearing shoulder pads. Shoulder pads?! Can you even believe it?!
Britney Spears walked outside wearing a bra. A bra. Stay tuned for more mind-blowing pictures of a horse wearing a saddle and a football player wearing shoulder pads. Shoulder pads?!…
Lane Bryant was ready to unveil their new lingerie, Cacique, ads during prime time, but FOX and ABC deemed it inappropriate. I agree. This chick’s boobs make me feel very inappropriate. In my pants! The Consumerist reports:
For some reason, the ad sales peeps at ABC and Fox don’t think this TV ad for some sort of new lingerie from Lane Bryant is appropriate for airing in prime time. According to a post on the Lane Bryant blog, they had tried to get this ad played during the ratings bonanza that is Dancing With the stars, but they were told it would have to be aired only during the final moments of the show. Similarly, they claim that Fox “demanded excessive re-edits and rebuffed it three times before relenting to air it during the final 10 minutes of “American Idol,” but only after we threatened to pull the ad buy.”