Amber Heard Was 90 Minutes Late To Her Johnny Depp Deposition YesterdayBy toddAugust 08, 2016
Amber Heard Was 90 Minutes Late To Her Johnny Depp Deposition Yesterday


Amber Heard is tired of all the lies and slander the media has used to paint her as a gold digging whore who made up domestic violence claims against Johnny Depp in order to reap an untold fortune, and her lawyers have told us repeatedly that she’s been ready to “set the record straight” by sitting down for a deposition. A deposition that rescheduled once for a costume fitting. A deposition she rescheduled another time for her friend’s engagement party. A deposition that she showed up 90 minutes to on Saturday while getting dressed on the way in. 

Actress Amber Heard showed up 90 minutes late — with greasy hair and her shirt sleeves unbuttoned — for a Saturday morning deposition with Johnny Depp’s lawyers….Depositions can be a ­grueling face-off lasting hours, but video showed Heard looking barely prepared as she buttoned her sleeves and tucked in her shirt while waiting for an elevator to the attorney’s office.

In her defense, Elon Musk has more money, so you can see how this whole deposition thing would be boring to her now. Stay strong, Amber. Put this behind you, so we can wait for pics on TMZ of a sentient Tesla attacking you. Cha-ching!


Amber Heard is tired of all the lies and slander the media has used to paint her as a gold digging whore who made up domestic violence claims against Johnny…

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Kendall Jenner Is Already Posing ToplessBy toddNovember 20, 2013
Kendall Jenner Is Already Posing Topless

 

Welp, that didn't take long, guys. Kendall Jenner is already posing topless. You can see the NSFW version here, or you can wait until she makes a sex tape with Jennifer Hudson's little brother or whatever the Brandy/Ray J equivalent is. Janelle Monae's little brother? To be honest, there's lots of possibilities here.

 

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  Welp, that didn't take long, guys. Kendall Jenner is already posing topless. You can see the NSFW version

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Justin Bieber Is A Great NeighborBy toddNovember 18, 2013
Justin Bieber Is A Great Neighbor

 

Justin Bieber is still living in the gated Calabasas neighborhood, and for some reason, his neighbors haven't burned his house down and carried his severed head on a pike down in the street in a parade yet. Mostly because Bieber is a unrepentant jackass who thinks laws do not apply to him. Like this weekend. TMZ reports:

Justin hosted a wild shindig at his Calabasas home for approximately 100 people including Snoop Lion. Apparently the noise was too much for some of the residents and cops were called at around 1 am. We're told the L.A. County Sheriff's Deputies spoke to someone inside, told them to keep the noise down and left. The noise didn't stop. At around 3 am Justin's next door neighbor — the guy who Justin allegedly spit on during a prior altercation — called again and deputies came out a second time. The neighbor tells TMZ cops told him they smelled marijuana inside but left without arresting anyone. At 5:30 am the neighbor couldn't take it anymore … deputies came out a third time and he filed a police report against Justin for disturbing the peace. The cops will write a full report and then decide whether to send it on the L.A. County DA for possible prosecution.

If any of Bieber's neighbors are reading this, ummm, what's the hold up? Just put some hookers and some Bud Light Platinum in his front yard. Then wait. Just fyi, the aorta runs the entire length of the torso.

 

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  Justin Bieber is still living in the gated Calabasas neighborhood, and for some reason, his neighbors haven't burned his house down and carried his severed head on a pike…

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