“Mmmmm….sup, girl?” – Josh Duggar
Since he’s no longer making that good lobbyist money in D.C. by saying gay people will ruin families and transgendered people will rape your children in the bathroom, because as it turns out, he’s better at those two things than lobbying, Josh Duggar is moving back to Arkansas (down the street from his family obvs). He also hired a bodyguard, because you know, that’s faith action.
Interestingly enough, Josh has also just hired a bodyguard familiar with the spotlight — Steve Nield, Kate Gosselin’s bodyguard, who the former Kate Plus 8 star was rumored to be dating last year. Sources tell ET that Nield was spotted at Josh’s Maryland home on Monday, telling photographers to leave.
A bodyguard? Why not just make a Facebook post asking for prayer warriors? I guess because faith only seems like a good idea until you actually have to use it. Kinda like IKEA instructions.