‘Justice League’ Had A PremiereBy toddNovember 14, 2017
‘Justice League’ Had A Premiere

 

Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is like we did a week before Wonder Woman came out, but Rotten Tomatoes is delaying the reveal of this movie’s score. Fun fact: Warner Bros owns Rotten Tomatoes. So I guess they’re not trying to self own themselves before the movie actually comes out. Anyway, Gal Gadot looked hot as hell. Amber Heard looked hot as hell kinda. Ray Fisher just looks happy to be there. Enjoy before DC fans attack critics on Twitter and tell you that you don’t understand Snyder’s vision.

 

  Bless their hearts. People who were involved in Justice League held a red carpet premiere in Hollywood last night. It’d be cool to know how good the movie is…

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Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another ‘Wonder Woman’ Until Brett Ratner Is GoneBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another ‘Wonder Woman’ Until Brett Ratner Is Gone

 

Gal Gadot probably read that Warner Bros. isn’t lifting the critics’ review embargo on Justice League until 16 hours (at 2:50am) before it hits theaters, so she’s probably trying anything not to be associated with this shit anymore. One of the best reasons so far is that Brett Ratner, noted douchebag and sexual harasser, help produce Wonder Woman. Gadot is not about that life.

A Hollywood source tells Page Six that Gadot — who last month backed out of a dinner honoring Ratner, where she was due to present him with an award — is taking a strong stance on sexual harassment in Hollywood and doesn’t want her hit “Wonder Woman” franchise to benefit a man accused of sexual misconduct.

Man, Gal Gadot or Brett Ratner? That’s a tough one. I assume every exec at Warner Bros. has taken a turn drop kicking Ratner out of a fourth floor window until his spine is dust.

“Brett made a lot of money from the success of ‘Wonder Woman,’ thanks to his company having helped finance the first movie. Now Gadot is saying she won’t sign for the sequel unless Warner Bros. buys Brett out [of his financing deal] and gets rid of him.” The source added of Israeli-born Gadot, “She’s tough and stands by her principles. She also knows the best way to hit people like Brett Ratner is in the wallet. She also knows that Warner Bros. has to side with her on this issue as it develops. They can’t have a movie rooted in women’s empowerment being part-financed by a man ­accused of sexual misconduct against women.”

What’s weird here is that Ratner is only on board because he has a deal with Warner Bros., but more importantly, he and Patty Jenkins are like best friends. Or were best friends. Pretty sure they aren’t friends anymore. But in conclusion, Gal Gadot basically pulled her dick out in the only acceptable way one should pull their dick out, and is forcing a studio to choose the star of their best reviewed superhero movie in 10 years or Brett Ratner. Turns out superheroes don’t need capes. Also, the CGI on Cyborg looks really dumb.

  Gal Gadot probably read that Warner Bros. isn’t lifting the critics’ review embargo on Justice League until 16 hours (at 2:50am) before it hits theaters, so she’s probably trying…

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Hello, Madison BeerBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Hello, Madison Beer

 

After seeing these pics of Madison Beer at the 2017 MTV EMAs, I’m not sure why I downloaded the pics of Demi Lovato at the 2017 MTV EMAs. Seems like a waste of time now. I think this might be my first time ever posting pics of Madison Beer. [Does Google search] oh, because she’s 18. Way too old for Roy Moore. I feel pretty good about my chances now.

 

  After seeing these pics of Madison Beer at the 2017 MTV EMAs, I’m not sure why I downloaded the pics of Demi Lovato at the 2017 MTV EMAs. Seems…

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Hello, Demi LovatoBy toddNovember 13, 2017
Hello, Demi Lovato

 

The 2017 MTV EMAs were last night and Demi Lovato went as a Kardashian. Good for her. You can look at her cleavage if you want, but please know it’s only there to distract from the fact that Taylor Swift was nominated for five awards but didn’t win any. Not sure if Demi won anything or not. Probably not. She sucks.

 

  The 2017 MTV EMAs were last night and Demi Lovato went as a Kardashian. Good for her. You can look at her cleavage if you want, but please know…

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JJ Watt Is Banging Kate HudsonBy toddApril 13, 2016
JJ Watt Is Banging Kate Hudson




Kate Hudson‘s ass is a powerful beacon of sex that can also be used as a weapon if she feels she’s being ignored. JJ Watt wasn’t ignoring her on this date. Nick Jonas hasn’t responded yet, but he probably will after he finishes contouring his eyebrows or whatever Nick Jonas does.

 

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Kate Hudson‘s ass is a powerful beacon of sex that can also be used as a weapon if she feels she’s being ignored. JJ Watt wasn’t ignoring her on this…

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Megan Fox Doesn’t Need MauryBy toddApril 13, 2016
 

#notthefather

A photo posted by Megan Fox (@the_native_tiger) on



Yeah, so yesterday we all learned that Megan Fox is pregnant with her third kid. Then we saw all the speculation that came with that, so Megan Fox posted this on Instagram to clear up any confusion. The good news is that my picture isn’t up there so you never know. The bad news is that she was out with Brian Austin Green yesterday. So he’s probably the dad. Or me. It could still be me. My semen is sentient and has the power to travel great distances.

  #notthefather A photo posted by Megan Fox (@the_native_tiger) on Apr 12, 2016 at 12:47pm PDT Yeah, so yesterday we all learned that Megan Fox is pregnant with her third…

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Farrah Abraham Said An Uber Driver Tried To Assault HerBy toddMarch 07, 2016
Farrah Abraham Said An Uber Driver Tried To Assault Her


Farrah Abraham entire existence is why some people think Bill Cosby is innocent. Take it away, Farrah. 

Abraham tells Us Weekly exclusively that the incident took place when she was on her way from Jericho Gardens to a friend’s house in the Hamptons at 2:30 a.m. “It was very scary and I was very upset,” she said, adding that police were called. …“[The driver] kept trying to get money, saying he would go to the press and sue me since I shut my account down and wouldn’t pay him for a ride,” Abraham said of what happened after the altercation. “Obviously I told him to stop lying.”..“My non-boyfriend threw him in the window and almost broke his car window,” she said of her on-again, off-again boyfriend Simon Saran during her Farrah & Friends podcast on Thursday, March 3. “The Persian dude ran after me. The cops were like, ‘You’re harassing her,’ and I was like, ‘See, I told you!’ and then I went to bed.”

Man, Farrah was so distraught about the ordeal that she went to bed. I hope she at least filed a complaint. 

We have no record of a complaint from a rider on this trip,” Uber said in a statement to Us Weekly. “We have received a complaint from the driver. We review all feedback and safety allegations are taken seriously and investigated thoroughly.”

Basically, she needed to make up a story about an Uber driver threatening to “go to the press”, so she would have an excuse to “go to the press”. Is that how this works or am I missing something?


Farrah Abraham entire existence is why some people think Bill Cosby is innocent. Take it away, Farrah.  Abraham tells Us Weekly exclusively that the incident took place when she was on…

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Dr. Luke Released A Statement Through His Reps About #FreeKeshaBy toddFebruary 25, 2016
Dr. Luke Released A Statement Through His Reps About #FreeKesha


I wrote pretty much all I had to say about the Dr. Luke/Kesha thing yesterday, but as it turns out, Dr. Luke and his lawyers have not. 


Read the full statement below:

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I wrote pretty much all I had to say about the Dr. Luke/Kesha thing yesterday, but as it turns out, Dr. Luke and his lawyers have not.  Read the full…

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Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This NowBy toddFebruary 25, 2016



I know this might be hard for some of you to believe, but Leonardo DiCaprio is banging a blonde model under the age of 25. 

After breaking up with Sports Illustrated stunner Kelly Rohrbach in December, serial-dating Oscar nominee Leonardo DiCaprio has recently been cozying up to British bombshell Roxy Horner. “They were out in London at Chiltern Firehouse on two consecutive nights, and Leo seemed to be paying her a lot of attention,” an insider tells Page Six.

If Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar before his dick we should all boycott.


  A photo posted by “ℛ♡✗ℽ” ツ (@roxyhorner) on Jun 4, 2014 at 2:32pm PDT I know this might be hard for some of you to believe, but Leonardo DiCaprio…
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The Taylor Swift GQ Shoot Has A VideoBy toddOctober 20, 2015
The Taylor Swift GQ Shoot Has A Video


 By now I’m sure you’ve read Taylor Swift‘s lack of self-awareness GQ interview, so here’s the video from the photoshoot.  I thought this would do it for me, but I don’t think anyone has discovered anything that’s less sexier than whatever is happening here yet. She looks like she would present her husband a note from her doctor verifying that her hymen is intact on her wedding day.



 By now I’m sure you’ve read Taylor Swift‘s lack of self-awareness GQ interview, so here’s the video from the photoshoot.  I thought this would do it for me, but I…

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