Obama is Good at Bowling, Not Like RetardsBy toddMarch 20, 2009


During the Democratic primaries, Barack Obama bowled a 37 at a stop in Pennsylvania (you can see that here), but apparently he’s gotten better because he went on Jay Leno last night and said he recently bowled a 129. Not like the last time when he bowled a 37 “like the Special Olympics or something”. Obama then went on to talk about the time the retarded kid Mongo got out of his cage so he bought him a leash. You know, the ones you can hook up to the clothes line. Now he can run back and forth and there’s plenty of room for him to dig. And to play. That kid, he’s really blossomed.

LEAST SURPRISING UPDATE: He has formally apologized.

(yes, that’s from Something About Mary)

During the Democratic primaries, Barack Obama bowled a 37 at a stop in Pennsylvania (you can see that here), but apparently he’s gotten better because he went on Jay Leno…

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This Looks HeavyBy toddMarch 20, 2009

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Kim Kardashian would jack off a giraffe if she thought it would give her camera time, so imagine what she said when GQ asked her to pose all slutty all over her boyfriend, Saints running back Reggie Bush? The answer may shock you, but not as much as her candid interview inside, where she discusses everything in her exciting life from brushing her hair 100 times in the mirror and finding jeans that fit. And he was shy at first, but when asked about the banner picture, Bush said that yes, his biceps had to be fused with reinforced steel. Man, I can’t believe it! The magic of Hollywood!

Since they’re not the hi-res, you can see the rest of this pictures here. *SPOILER* Kim has a gigantic ass.

Kim Kardashian would jack off a giraffe if she thought it would give her camera time, so imagine what she said when GQ asked her to pose all slutty all…

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