Kim Kardashian Got Naked Again If That Still Shocks You Or WhateverBy toddJanuary 30, 2018

 

You might want to sit down for this, because this is something you might not be expecting, but Kim Kardashian got naked again on the Internet. I know. Crazy. If she wants to show us something we’ve never seen a thousand times already she’d post an X-ray, but it’s 2018 so I want you to look at these pics and tell me what people could get offended about. The braids? Check. The fur coat? Check. The fact that her son will never be able to participate in a group chat for his entire life? Nobody seems to be discussing that yet.

 

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Kim Kardashian Got Naked In A TreeBy toddSeptember 06, 2017

 

Yesterday, Dreamers were marching in the streets, North Korea said they were gonna launch at nuke at America for the lolz, and Hurricane Irma registered on a seismograph. Kim Kardashian that would be the best time to drop a picture of herself standing naked in a tree. Not sure why she’s standing up there naked.

 


Oh, okay. Not need to march anymore, guys. You’re good now.


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Paris Jackson Got Dumbass InkBy toddSeptember 05, 2017
Paris Jackson Got Dumbass Ink

 

Antifa really needs to figure out how a blue-eyed white chick is allowed to continue to pass herself off as a rich, black man’s daughter and heir. We can discuss later how if you give any sheltered 19-year-old white chick millions of dollars, they all turn into a Reductress article who constantly talk about how they’re a free spirit and chakras and shit. Yeah, so here’s Paris “Jackson”‘s new tattoo. Pretty sure she found it on Etsy.
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Kate Hudson Did CosmopolitanBy toddSeptember 01, 2017
Kate Hudson Did Cosmopolitan

 

Does Kate Hudson act anymore? Is she still acting as a womb for irrelevant rock stars? Does it matter? Kate Hudson is 38 and is still getting it done. She seems fun and has a body built for fun and that sounds fun. She’s on the cover for the October issue of Cosmopolitan, and the words on the cover look like they’re targeting neurotic women with flat asses who can’t have an orgasm and may have also cheated or been cheated on recently. That doesn’t sound fun. Noe of that sounds fun.

 

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Amanda Seyfried’s Mom Rack Did The Venice Film FestivalBy toddSeptember 01, 2017
Amanda Seyfried’s Mom Rack Did The Venice Film Festival

 

Amanda Seyfried, still glowing from having the baby with the husband she snatched, attended the 74th Venice Film Festival where she has a movie with Ethan Hawke. It was only a matter of time before they did a movie together, because it seems like Ethan Hawke is in every movie. Anyway, the point of this post is that Amanda Seyfried has large breasts and they are larger now because she had a baby and she has them pushed up. We don’t need to make this overly complicated like the Rogue One plot. Just click through them.

 

  Amanda Seyfried, still glowing from having the baby with the husband she snatched, attended the 74th Venice Film Festival where she has a movie with Ethan Hawke. It was…

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Kim Kardashian Has Thoughts On TrumpBy toddSeptember 01, 2017
Kim Kardashian Has Thoughts On Trump

 

If you can manage to climb out of the uncanny valley that is this banner pic, Harper’s Bazaar Arabia also asked Kim Kardashian‘s opinion on today’s political climate. As expected, it was measured and nuanced and in no way doomsday hyperbole. LOL JK.

“Anyone can run the U.S. better,” Kim says. “My daughter [North West] would be better.” “We’ve worked so hard to get to where we were and to have so many things that we were so proud of in our country, to just literally revert backwards is the most frustrating thing. Every single day when you can’t really believe what’s going on, the next day it’s something else even more crazy and tragic. It’s really scary, the world that we’re living in now,” she says. “And when you did feel safe at home, now with Trump in presidency, you just don’t feel safe any more.”

You can tell Kim Kardashian is on Twitter a lot. If you read Twitter too much, you’d expect to walk outside in the middle of nuclear winter. I don’t know North West, but she’s 4. I doubt she can read. Replacing a child with a literal child as our President may not be the best thing to move or country forward. We might get all free Yeezy’s, so that might be something to consider. At least one needy person could trade them for 5 minutes of chemotherapy.

 

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Chinese People Hate Gigi Hadid NowBy toddAugust 31, 2017
Chinese People Hate Gigi Hadid Now

 

A few days ago, Victoria’s Secret announced that their show will be broadcast from Shanghai, China. I don’t know either. What we do know: Chinese would rather Mao Tse-tung show up than Gigi Hadid. Allow the great ONTD to explain:

In case you missed it: Back in February, Bella Hadid posted a video of Gigi imitating a Buddha cookie by squinting her eyes on Instagram. Present day: Victoria’s Secret confirmed a few days ago that their upcoming show will take place in Shanghai for the first time, and Gigi announced on her Instagram that she will be doing her version of walking in it. Many Chinese people have not forgotten the Buddha cookie video, and have been calling on VS to remove her from the show on social media, as well as letting her know she is not welcome in China. She has since disabled comments on her Instagram announcement post, but her other photos are being flooded with snake and chicken emojis (chicken in Chinese is slang for prostitute), with many comments calling her racist. Some commenters are going as far as reporting Gigi to the Chinese government to ban her from entering, and are spreading the link on social media.

I squinted my eyes during the solar eclipse, so I hope the moon doesn’t call me a whore in my Instagram comments.

 

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Kathy Griffin Isn’t Friends With Anderson Cooper AnymoreBy toddAugust 29, 2017
Kathy Griffin Isn’t Friends With Anderson Cooper Anymore

 

Remember when Kathy Griffin went full on ISIS propaganda video with a fake severed head of Donald Trump and people called it art and freedom of speech then somehow turned Kathy Griffin into the victim? That was weird. Then remember when Kathy Griffin’s favorite gay, Anderson Cooper, called the severed head thing disgusting?  Yeah, they’re not friends anymore now. In an interview with The Cut that makes her sound like some political prisoner, Griffin explained her reasons.

 Griffin acknowledges that Cooper was in an untenable position, but she feels that their long friendship afforded her a call or text message beforehand….The fact that Cooper was telling people publicly they were friends, while not checking in with her, hurt Griffin deeply. When he finally reached out to her in a series of text messages, she told him their friendship was over. A source close to Cooper tells me that Cooper was “shocked and upset by the photo, and while he was not ready to talk to her personally about it, he still considered her to be a friend, and was publicly supportive when asked about the controversy.”

I had to read way too much about Kathy Griffin to post this, but this really sets back White Woman/Gay Man relations back a few years. I hope this allows America to have an open and productive discourse about this without resorting to violence.

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Lady Gaga Gives You Some Underboob On Her ‘V Magazine’ CoverBy toddAugust 29, 2017
Lady Gaga Gives You Some Underboob On Her ‘V Magazine’ Cover

 

Lady Gaga is on the cover of the new issue of V Magazine. Not sure why I just typed that because you can plainly see this. You can see like half of one boob if that’s your thing. Are we allowed to eyebrow shame? Is that still a thing we can do? Somebody let me know if that’s still socially acceptable and not problematic because I have a lot to add to this.

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Some Weird Dude Stalked Kate Beckinsale At Tampa Bay Comic ConBy toddJuly 31, 2017
Some Weird Dude Stalked Kate Beckinsale At Tampa Bay Comic Con

 

Kate Beckinsale was supposed to do something at Tampa Bay Comic Con, but had to push it back so police could escort some weird dude out who being weird.

A spokesperson for Tampa Bay Comic Con tells TMZ Kate was set to speak Saturday morning on a Q&A panel at the Tampa Convention Center, but had to have her appearance pushed to 6 PM — to give her time to file the report over the fan in question.  The man was escorted from the building, but it’s unclear what exactly happened. It’s also unclear as of now whether the man was arrested or not.  Whatever happened … Kate was left OK enough to return to the same event. We’re told she knocked it out and left without incident. Looks like she also met some fans and signed autographs.

We’ve all seen Kate Beckinsale. Can’t really blame the dude. But how does one think it’s a good idea to make a move on a famous chick at a comic book convention? Bill Cosby would have better luck.

 

  Kate Beckinsale was supposed to do something at Tampa Bay Comic Con, but had to push it back so police could escort some weird dude out who being weird….

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