Margot Robbie At LAX & LinksBy toddAugust 24, 2016

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ]

DMX has 15 kids now [  Dlisted  ]

Stella Maxwell‘s secret nipple  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Frenchy Morgan doing what she does (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Barbara Fialho  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Kendall Jenner looks super happy  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

The Cincinnati Zoo doesn’t want you to love Harambe   [  The Blemish  ]

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ] DMX has 15 kids now […

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Ryan Lochte Lost All His EndorsementsBy toddAugust 23, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lost All His Endorsements


Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by armed guards who made him pay for it because Brazil isn’t America) and letting his teammates down (fleeing the country like a bitch without telling them). Now he’s losing all his shit.


Speedo USA: “While we have enjoyed a winning relationship with Ryan for over a decade and he has been an important member of the Speedo team, we cannot condone behavior that is counter to the values this brand has long stood for.”

Ralph Lauren: “”Ralph Lauren’s endorsement agreement with Ryan Lochte was specifically in support of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, and the company will not be renewing his contract.”

Airweave: “made the decision to end our partnership with Ryan Lochte”

Syneron-Candela: “Syneron-Candela will be ending its partnership with Ryan Lochte. We hold our employees to high standards, and we expect the same of our business partners.”


This has to be terrible new to Ryan Lochte and his family. It’ll be even worse once they explain to him what “endorsement” means. 

Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by…

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Amy Schumer Wore This For Some ReasonBy toddAugust 23, 2016

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly storing nuts for winter. Another explanation is that she’s overweight. Whatever she’s a horrible person

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly…

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Justin Timberlake Wanted To Bang Everything But ThisBy toddMarch 17, 2011

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Everyone knows by now that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel broke up after four years because Timberlake wanted to take a Hollywood vagina tasting tour. But what you don’t know is that Justin Timberlake is some sort of infidelity ninja, his penis lying in wait ready to strike at a moment’s notice. Radar Online reports:

Star magazine claims that Justin had been “pursuing women behind Jessica’s back,” for a while and that he was spotted whispering with co-star Mila Kunis at a recent party. Justin reportedly “actively tried to pursue” Kunis last year, but she spurned his many advances. Mila and Justin filmed nude scenes together for Friends With Benefits in 2010, but despite his telling her that he and Jessica were secretly over, Mila didn’t take the bait. Knowing he still had a girlfriend, Mila didn’t accept his affections or advances. In addition, Timberlake was reportedly having “amazing sex” with Olivia Munn in October while they were filming together. According to other reports, Justin would often use a guy friend as his wingman and cover guy, having the buddy get a number from the girl and leave with her, while Justin would be the one who would eventually hook-up with her. As Justin’s fame is increasing with the attention he received from The Social Network, Jessica had tried being supportive, attending awards season parties with him, but the pair finally called it splits last week. And according to Us Weekly Timberlake was “miserable” with dating Biel for a couple of years and had been actively trying to end the relationship since January. “Justin thinks the breakup will be good because he can focus on his other ventures and just enjoy being single,” a source told the magazine. “You’d be surprised at how soon the love was lost on this one.

Don’t get me wrong, Jessica Biel’s ass could launch a thousand ships, but after four years sometimes you get tired of fucking a bitch. It happens. If you want unconditional love and someone to be happy every time you walk into a room, buy a dog. If you want to blow me in exchange for flowers and an 8:00 reservation at that restaurant you like, we can hang out until that gets boring.

Everyone knows by now that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel broke up after four years because Timberlake wanted to take a Hollywood vagina tasting tour. But what you don’t know…

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Sara Jean Underwood Is In A CostumeBy toddMarch 17, 2011

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Sara Jean Underwood is the new whiter, blonder, implantier version of Olivia Munn on Attack Of The Show! now, so here she is dressed as some sort of superhero in an episode. I have no idea who she’s supposed to be. Or what her special powers are. To incapacitate her foes with raging hard ons? To allow the police to get there on time because the bank robbers had to stop to jack off? I don’t know. I’m just throwing out suggestions here.

Sara Jean Underwood is the new whiter, blonder, implantier version of Olivia Munn on Attack Of The Show! now, so here she is dressed as some sort of superhero in…

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Kate Middleton Wants To Spend $150K On Plastic SurgeryBy toddMarch 16, 2011

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Prince William‘s girlfriend is a high maintenance narcissist? Oh, heavens no. Why would you think that? Oh, wait. The Enquirer reports:

The soon-to-be princess – who’s marrying Prince William on April 29 – needs a head-to-toe makeover to ensure she looks her best for the future king of England, say experts. And the total body overhaul comes with a royal price tag – $150,000! “Kate knows she’s about to become the most photographed person in the world – and women will scrutinize every inch of her. She’s really dreading that,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “She wants to project a modern, glamorous image, and she knows that it’s best to have cosmetic intervention before any aging, sagging, drooping or wrinkling can mar her figure.” The quest for perfection will come with a hefty price tag for the 29-year-old, whose parents are millionaire entrepreneurs. The insider estimates she would have to drop well over $150,000 for her initial “aesthetic adjustment” and for “periodic tune-ups.” Kate’s makeover plan includes a breast augmentation, a more full and shapely derriere, hip liposuction, lip fillers, Botox shots, delicate touch-ups around the eyes, a minor nose job and porcelain caps on her teeth, says the insider. “Now that she’s joining the royal family, Kat obviously has to be discreet about her body changes. She doesn’t wan to be embarrassingly photographed covered with bandages and with ugly black eyes from plastic surgery,” maintained the insider. “She needs to plan mini- surgeries that won’t be obvious to the public. “And for procedures where she will have to stay out of the public eye for a short while Kate has been looking for top surgeons in Switzerland.”

This is great and all, but can she throw her boyfriend a couple grand to do something about his hair? I can’t tell if he has male pattern baldness or if he’s on his last round of chemotherapy.

Prince William‘s girlfriend is a high maintenance narcissist? Oh, heavens no. Why would you think that? Oh, wait. The Enquirer reports: The soon-to-be princess – who’s marrying Prince William on…

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Hold Still, Ma’amBy toddMarch 16, 2011

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Jessica Biel was leaving the Cutting Room Club in L.A. the other night, and based on these pictures, I think she wants guys to know she’s single now. Or maybe she’s just getting into a car. I don’t know. My penis is sensing some sort of subtext.

Jessica Biel was leaving the Cutting Room Club in L.A. the other night, and based on these pictures, I think she wants guys to know she’s single now. Or maybe…

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Practice Safe SmooshBy jessNovember 21, 2010
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Snooki celebrated her birthday with a sponsorship by something her Chilean birth parents should have used 22 years ago. At least she’s trying to prevent that from ever happening again.

Let’s have a toast:

Snooki celebrated her birthday with a sponsorship by something her Chilean birth parents should have used 22 years ago. At least she’s trying to prevent that from ever happening again….

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I Ain’t Sayin’ She A GolddiggerBy jessNovember 20, 2010
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Oksana Grigorieva
is a victim of domestic violence, so she understands that the safety of her and her daughter knows no price. Except not. TMZ reports:

Oksana Grigorieva wanted to disavow her $15 million settlement with Mel Gibson because she felt Mel would pay a lot more to avoid the bad publicity … this, according to an email obtained by TMZ.

The email — sent on June 2, 2010 from Oksana to Eric George, the lawyer who negotiated her $15 million mediation package — is riddled with buyer’s remorse, complaining that George never told her about a domestic violence claim, which could have upped the ante.

Underscoring how important the tapes were during the mediation, Oksana says, “Forget about the tapes for the moment. This is the case of domestic violence.” The point — no one raised the issue of domestic violence during the mediation — it was about the tapes.

Oksana explains to George her relationship with Mel ended “because of Mels (sic) domestic violence, the only reason and the fact, with proof, and I run away to save my children.”

I would go into detail on just how fucked up this all is, but it was my birthday last night and I’m still recovering, so I’ll just say this: If Oksana really wants a lucrative case, Chris Brown is single. Hopefully this time he can finish the job.

To make up for having trollish unfit mothers as the banner photos twice in a row, here’s Kate Beckinsale in a bikini. Because she seems like a good mom, especially in photo 6.

Oksana Grigorieva is a victim of domestic violence, so she understands that the safety of her and her daughter knows no price. Except not. TMZ reports: Oksana Grigorieva wanted to…

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Sophie Turner Is No Longer UpsetBy toddNovember 19, 2010

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My betrothed recently got jealous and thought I was cheating on her, but me and that other girl were just talking. C’mon, darlin’. Don’t be mad. That was just pillow talk, baby.

Oh, btw. Sophie Turner-Todd was someplace doing something in this dress:

My betrothed recently got jealous and thought I was cheating on her, but me and that other girl were just talking. C’mon, darlin’. Don’t be mad. That was just pillow…

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