The 2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival HappenedBy toddAugust 30, 2016

I was unaware there was something called the “2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival“, but it does and it was a Coney Island two days ago. All your favorite SI Swimsuit models where there. Ashley Graham was also there. Relive the magic with these pics. 

I was unaware there was something called the “2016 Sports Illustrated Summer Of Swim Fan Festival“, but it does and it was a Coney Island two days ago. All your favorite…

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Sara Underwood Isn’t Guns & LinksBy toddJune 23, 2016


I’d frame these Kendall Jenner pics (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Photo Boy requests that you #staywoke  [  The Superficial   ]

Will Smith finally admits what we all knew  [  Dlisted  ]

Elle Fanning did V Magazine  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ok, so this is Amanda Seyfried‘s vagina  (NSFW) [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Justin Theroux’s ex’s mom said he’s a liar living in “darkness”  [  Cele|bitchy 

I’d also frame these Kylie Jenner pics  [   The Nip Slip   ]

Mila Kunis is pregnant everywhere  [  Popoholic  ]

Anybody down for a Lea Michele beach shoot?  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Instant classic: Sara Underwood‘s In My Place shoot [  IDLY  ]


  A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Jun 21, 2016 at 1:36pm PDT I’d frame these Kendall Jenner pics (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Photo Boy requests that you…

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Justin Timberlake Wants To Play The RiddlerBy toddAugust 30, 2013

If the Internet imploded over WB's decision to cast Ben Affleck as Batman, Twitter might start dropping chemical weapons on Hollywood if another shitty actor to play the iconic villain, The Riddler. Yes, Justin Timberlake is a shitty actor. Sorry 'bout it. E! Online reports:

On Tuesday, Aug. 27, Justin some with Fresh 102.7's Jim and Kim Show about his Runner Runner costar being cast in the upcoming Man of Steel sequel. "Ben Affleck as Batman, I like it," he said. "I worked with Ben last summer and I've seen his process. I think he's a brilliant filmmaker. I think he's an extreme talent so he could surprise a lot of people." But when Justin was asked if he'd want to play Robin, he answered with a laugh, "Not a chance in hell," clarifying, "I ain't playin' Robin. I have no aspiration to ever be a superhero in a movie. Now VILLAIN! Ill tell you the villain I want to play more than anything because I grew up loving Batman, funny enough, is the Riddler. The Riddler is my favorite villain." "The Riddler was like a sociopath," he added. "He was proper crazy. So if I'm gonna play crazy, I'm wanna play proper crazy." "I'm ready," he said. "The Riddler. Gimme a call."

Justin Timberlake was born a flamboyant, gay cowboy then joined a boy band formed by a child molester. After that, he found a Michael Jackson instructional dance video and was introduced to black producers, and now he's a the "sexy soul singer" that we all know today. That deserves an acting Oscar by itself, but he also thinks he's an actual actor, because let's be honest, Tara Reid is also an actor. Anybody can do it. But, I've checked, and The Riddler isn't really a character in a romantic comedy and he doesn't go on tour with Jay Z to pretend he's black for two hours every night. He's Dexter if Dexter really enjoyed playing Clue. He does wear a unitard, so maybe that explains the interest.

If the Internet imploded over WB's decision to cast Ben Affleck as Batman, Twitter might start dropping chemical weapons on Hollywood if another shitty actor to play the iconic villain,…
Catherine Zeta-Jones Is SingleBy toddAugust 28, 2013

Since she's bi-polar and her vagina gave him mouth cancer, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have to decided to take a break from their 13-year marriage. People reports:

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones haven't been photographed together since April 22. They've walked red carpets solo, vacationed separately with their kids, and in recent days, Douglas has been relaxing on a yacht off the coast of Sardinia – with Zeta-Jones at home in New York. So what's really going on with one of Hollywood's most celebrated couples? In this week's new cover story, two close confidantes tell PEOPLE that they've decided to take time apart: "They're taking a break," one source says. Neither star has filed for divorce or moved toward a legal separation, sources say.

"Taking a break", huh? I see. If a French billionaire reveals he has mouth cancer next year, we'll know what's up. We're on to you, Catherine!

Since she's bi-polar and her vagina gave him mouth cancer, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have to decided to take a break from their 13-year marriage. People reports: Michael Douglas…

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Robin Thicke’s Mom Gets ItBy toddAugust 27, 2013
Robin Thicke’s Mom Gets It

 

"I just keep thinking of her mother and father watching this. Oh, Lord, have mercy. I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my son. The problem is now I can never "unsee" it.'"Him? Loved it. I love that suit, the black and white suit. I don't understand what Miley Cyrus is trying to do. I just don't understand. I think she's misbegotten in this attempt of hers. And I think it was not beneficial." Gloria Loring

 

I'd like to take this time to inform Miley that Pharrell invented twerking in the 90s:

 

  "I just keep thinking of her mother and father watching this. Oh, Lord, have mercy. I was not expecting her to be putting her butt that close to my…

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Miley Cyrus Is Still TryingBy toddAugust 27, 2013
Miley Cyrus Is Still Trying

 

Based on her Twitter, Miley Cyrus has convinced herself that she stole the night at the 2013 MTV VMAs because everyone is talking about her. I mean, everybody talked about Jerry Sandusky and George Zimmerman when they were in the news too, so maybe she should learn the difference. Look, MTV has been sexually exploiting young women longer than Ariel Castro, so of course Miley would try to be whatever the hell that was Sunday night on the same network that pays teenagers to get pregnant or puts them in a penthouse with a menial job to teach them about the "real world" (MTV literally turned a chick into a ho once), and they really show no signs of stopping soon. So, if your daughter ever appears on MTV, cut your uterus or penis off, because you're being held back a grade. But since Billy Ray Cyrus is afraid that Hannah Montana might run out, he actually tweeted support for the identity crisis that was carried in his semen. So here we are again. Miley Cyrus tweeting pictures of her sad ass while living under the delusion that we think she's hot, grown ass woman. No. You're in a leotard in a closet. You'd think with all the squats she's been doing, she'd have an ass by now, yet here we are. Christopher Colombus would have lost that bet if he had to sail around this thing.

 

  Based on her Twitter, Miley Cyrus has convinced herself that she stole the night at the 2013 MTV VMAs because everyone is talking about her. I mean, everybody talked…

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