Harry Styles Is Banging ThisBy toddAugust 28, 2013
Harry Styles Is Banging This

 

Even though they dated about five minutes longer than it takes Adele to take a shit after Del Taco, Taylor Swift wrote a song about Harry Styles and continues to be a vindictive cunt whenever they're in the same room. Look, I'm not one to defend any member of One Direction, but Harry Styles is obviosuly completely over it and gives zero damns to the point where he thinks Taylor's 5th grade drama is funny. And since we all know that the only thing that heats up Taylor's cold, lifeless vagina is seeing her ex-boyfriends happily move on without her, she's probably has a fever today because based on this picture taken at a party after the VMAs Sunday night, Harry's supposedly dating model Paige Reifler. Expect a song about a slutty model on Swift's new album.  Hollywood Life reports:

Harry Styles reportedly has a mystery girlfriend, but thanks to a new Instagram pic, we may now know who the woman in question is! Harry was recently spotted with sexy model Paige Reifler and a few friends, in a new Instagram pic, leading many to believe she may be his new girlfriend. “Harry has a new girlfriend,” a source told The Sun. “It’s someone he’s known for a while. It’s early days but they’re getting on really well, and the fact that he’s flown her to New York City shows how keen he is. He’s introducing her as his girlfriend to the camp. They seem very well-suited and happy.” But is the mystery girl actually Paige? The jury is still out, but when you’re a celebrity and you get photographed with a girl, it’s usually the real deal. So only time will tell if these two are friends or something more.

First off, screw you Taylor Swift for making me like a dude in One Direction. Secondly, go buy a vibrator that will text you during the day to say that it loves you. I'm sure Jennifer Aniston has one, just ask her where she got it.

 

Pic source = Instagram

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You Can Tell Kelly Brook Is Single NowBy toddAugust 28, 2013
You Can Tell Kelly Brook Is Single Now

 

For most of this year, Kelly Brook's Instagram was just pictures of her fully clothed or in a makeup chair or posing with her boyfriend. You know, the one who cheated on her. Now it's all stuff like this. I watch a lot of Animal Planet and this is what animal scientists call "presenting". I'd get her pregnant, but I'm pretty sure the semen has to go inside not on her leg as soon as I take my pants off. Sorry, Kelly. It happens to a lot of guys! Don't look at me like that!

 

Pic source = Instagram

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Sup, Olivia Munn And Links?By toddAugust 28, 2013

Eminem Is Really, Really Mean [Fishwrapper]

Geri Halliwell's Wind Blown Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Lady GaGa Let Terry Richardson Photograph Her Ass Before The VMAs [The Superficial]

Hilary Duff And Her MILF Legs [Popoholic]

Jessica Alba Still Can Work The Camera [Hollywood Tuna]

Joe Francis Is Going To Jail [Dlisted]

Lady Gaga is a ridiculous attention seeker (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

New mom Princess Catherine goes for groceries [Lainey Gossip]

Kate Gosselin sues Jon Gosselin for wiretapping, hacking and identity theft [Celebitchy]

Hilaria Baldwin Lets It All Hang [Moe Jackson]

Dallas Buyers Club has a trailer [Film Drunk]

Tara Reid in a bikini [Celebslam]

30 Twerking Failures [COED Magazine]

Alexander Skarsgard Went Full on Bro at a Swedish Soccer Match [The Blemish]

Would YOU See An Arrested Development Movie? [Evil Beet Gossip]

White Sox Bench Coach Tossed Before First Pitch [Crave Online]

The Golden Globes want Tina Fey & Amy Poehler again [Popbytes]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Eminem Is Really, Really Mean [Fishwrapper] Geri Halliwell's Wind Blown Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Lady GaGa Let Terry Richardson Photograph Her Ass Before The VMAs [The Superficial] Hilary…

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Here’s Why Miley Cyrus Was Wearing #23By toddAugust 27, 2013

 

Sounding like a track they were too embarrassed to use on the Hustle & Flow soundtrack, here's Miley Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa with "23".  Long story short, it's terrible. Here's the lyrics:

I’m in the club high on Perc with some shades on
Tank up, mini skirt with some J’s on
I be in the club standing on the couch
In the wolf greys like it’s my house
(I’m home!)

Breakin’ out the bottle
I got no respect
Actin’ like a model who just got a check
I back it up
Because I don’t give a f—
If you’re lame that’s a shame
You can’t hang with us
I’m M.C. Hammer fly
You can’t touch
(Nope!)

 

I'm stopping now out of respect for actual hip hop and the English language, but it's clear at this point that Miley Cyrus is a gangster and head of the Appropriation Cartel after successfully carrying out hits on Eminem and Jack White.

  Sounding like a track they were too embarrassed to use on the Hustle & Flow soundtrack, here's Miley Cyrus and Wiz Khalifa with "23".  Long story short, it's terrible….

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This ‘Man of Steel 2’ Teaser Might Be The Best Fan Made Trailer Ever MadeBy toddAugust 27, 2013

 

My god today sucks, and fan made trailers usually suck, but damn son. The guy who made this teaser trailer for Man of Steel 2 with Ben Affleck as Batman and Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor, Soylent Brak 1 , will probably be able to finish his mom's basement now.

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The Other Dudes In NSYNC Are Mad At Justin TimberlakeBy toddAugust 27, 2013
The Other Dudes In NSYNC Are Mad At Justin Timberlake

 

I don't know where the apostrophe is supposed to go in the name, but the other dudes in NSYNC (Google them) are reportedly mad at Justin Timberlake because their reunion performance at the MTV VMAs only lasted two minutes. Chris Kirkpatrick got somebody to cover his shift at Applebees and everything. I guess Justin wasn't in synch with that plan. BOOM NAILED IT.  Us Weekly reports:

….Timberlake's brothers in song Joey Fatone, Lance Bass, Chris Kirkpatrick and JC Chasez were initially "upset" that Timberlake nixed earlier plans to include more 'N Sync songs for the VMA show, a source tells Us Weekly.  "They were pushing for more," the source says. "While he was thrilled they could come for him, he didn't want the reunion to be the whole thing. They originally were told that it was going to be more of their old hits, not just Bye Bye Bye — but then Justin reworked it." "The guys wished it could have been more songs," continues the insider. "He told them to trust him, he was going to make it great." (During the show-stopping segment, Timberlake sang snippets of his solo hits "Take Back the Night," "Sexy Back," "My Love," "Cry Me a River," "Señorita," "What Goes Around Comes Around" and "Rock Your Body" before his bandmates joined him for a few bars of "Gone" and "Girlfriend" before rocking out to "Bye, Bye, Bye." After about two minutes, Fatone, Bass, Kirkpatrick and Chasez departed the stage, and Timberlake sang one final song.

Whatever, it sucked. Wouldn't have mattered if it was thirty minutes. It would have been Justin Timberlake and four unattractive backups dancers. The only good to come of this is that One Direction got a front your seat to their enevitable future except their future looks like an empty stage and a stop at Radio Shack to pick up some microphones because the Indiana State Farm doesn't have enough in the budget.

 

Justin, I don't understand just why we can't sing longer. Also, loan me $50.

 

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